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  • 53 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 12:29pm
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    And they say romance is dead.

  • 42 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 4:43pm
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    make an ass of yourself on my front lawn again?

  • 36 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 10:27pm
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    that sounds like it could hurt

  • 38 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 12:49pm
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    Say it, don't spray it.

  • 41 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 9:20pm
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    This may be every girl's magic bullet.

  • 38 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:57am
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    i want to know the results of this evening...

  • 41 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 8:36pm
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    wow!!!!!! LOVE IT!!

  • 36 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:43am
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    I really want to know this guy. Seriously.

  • 36 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:42am
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    hope u dont live next to swingers

  • 37 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 11:55pm
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    Hmmmm....sounds sexual

  • 36 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:05am
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    I want some too! Why can't Every man know this is the true way to a girls heart.

  • 34 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:21pm
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    Mmmmm. I wish I knew you.

  • 34 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:24pm
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    This could be the best pick-up line I've ever heard. I think it might ever replace "Roses are red, violets are blue...I'll fuck you with a rake."

  • 35 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 8:38pm
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    I hope this isn't copyrighted because I am using this the first time the scenario comes up.

  • 34 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 6:59pm
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    If only I knew who you are.

  • 32 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:29am
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    I'm definitely going to use this. guys love the agression.

  • 22 26
    Submitted by ohbabyy on Jun 13, 10 at 2:36am
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    ;) I want him to text me!

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