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I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
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And they say romance is dead.
Say it, don't spray it.
that sounds like it could hurt
make an ass of yourself on my front lawn again?
This may be every girl's magic bullet.
wow!!!!!! LOVE IT!!
hope u dont live next to swingers
I hope this isn't copyrighted because I am using this the first time the scenario comes up.
If only I knew who you are.
Hmmmm....sounds sexual
i want to know the results of this evening...
This could be the best pick-up line I've ever heard. I think it might ever replace "Roses are red, violets are blue...I'll fuck you with a rake."
I really want to know this guy. Seriously.
I'm definitely going to use this. guys love the agression.
Mmmmm. I wish I knew you.
I want some too! Why can't Every man know this is the true way to a girls heart.
;) I want him to text me!
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