I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
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And they say romance is dead.
This may be every girl's magic bullet.
make an ass of yourself on my front lawn again?
hope u dont live next to swingers
Say it, don't spray it.
that sounds like it could hurt
If only I knew who you are.
I hope this isn't copyrighted because I am using this the first time the scenario comes up.
wow!!!!!! LOVE IT!!
i want to know the results of this evening...
This could be the best pick-up line I've ever heard. I think it might ever replace "Roses are red, violets are blue...I'll fuck you with a rake."
I really want to know this guy. Seriously.
Mmmmm. I wish I knew you.
;) I want him to text me!
I want some too! Why can't Every man know this is the true way to a girls heart.
I'm definitely going to use this. guys love the agression.