If a lasso gets a lot of bulls, it's a good lasso. But if a bull is always getting lassoed, it's a dumb bull.\n\nSee? I can use completely irrelevant metaphors that don't actually say anything too.
Champ? I don't think so. Nasty whore is more like it. And sweetheart, you're not "the man" for bagging 3 hoes (and yes, they are hoes just like you for also sleeping around). It means you're a pathetic wretch who has indiscriminate sex. Newsflash: Neither men nor women want to be with someone who sleeps around. Glad I could educate you. Now go get tested.
TheMoreYouKnow... Really? This is TFLN. If you can't handle it, take your "life advice" and go troll somewhere else. This post is hilarious. Grow the hell up. That's how adults are: not obsessed with your abstinence childlike view of what sex is.
I agree with the first half of your comment. But you lost me at thats how adults are and abstinence is childlike, you're wrong there sir, but this txt is funny whether you're a virgin or overly experienced.
To all the haters on this post, we know your married and miserable. Now go have your married sex and leave people that have fun in their lives alone. Thanks.
If only you could fuck tuesday in the walk in freezer in the kitchen on her break. Then take Thursday home while Tuesday is distracted with another table. And who cares about Friday, she's already watching you....eye stalking as it were.
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