All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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They all know. Don't drink what she brings you.
if a chick had posted this, there would be a bunch of "slut" comments. instead he gets "what a champ"
If a key opens many locks its a good key, but if a lock opens with many keys its a crappy lock :D hope you like the analogy.
Way to knock out misogynistic and entirely unoriginal in a single comment!
If a lasso gets a lot of bulls, it's a good lasso. But if a bull is always getting lassoed, it's a dumb bull.\n\nSee? I can use completely irrelevant metaphors that don't actually say anything too.
a lasso is inanimate.. yes you're irrevalent.
That's not the lemonade you ordered...
Champ? I don't think so. Nasty whore is more like it. And sweetheart, you're not "the man" for bagging 3 hoes (and yes, they are hoes just like you for also sleeping around). It means you're a pathetic wretch who has indiscriminate sex. Newsflash: Neither men nor women want to be with someone who sleeps around. Glad I could educate you. Now go get tested.
To all the haters on this post, we know your married and miserable. Now go have your married sex and leave people that have fun in their lives alone. Thanks.
TheMoreYouKnow... Really? This is TFLN. If you can't handle it, take your "life advice" and go troll somewhere else. This post is hilarious. Grow the hell up. That's how adults are: not obsessed with your abstinence childlike view of what sex is.
I agree with the first half of your comment. But you lost me at thats how adults are and abstinence is childlike, you're wrong there sir, but this txt is funny whether you're a virgin or overly experienced.
If only you could fuck tuesday in the walk in freezer in the kitchen on her break. Then take Thursday home while Tuesday is distracted with another table. And who cares about Friday, she's already watching you....eye stalking as it were.
sounds like a small town problem. always makes for awkward situations.
Promiscuity is not a bad thing. I applaud you sir.
I love this guy!!!
this is soooo funny
Wow what a douche, funny but still douchey he's the kinda guy a girl would just be friends w/ because I definitely wouldn't wanna catch anything. haha
I love this!!!
This situation cracks the mates up so much watching their buddy try and work through it hahaha
"the more you know" person is a bitch. Stay fly my friend
bummer dude, keep your cool
How could this possibly go wrong.
I love how people come on here just to look classy
What a champ!!
Sunday's on the phone to Monday, Tuesday's on the phone to me...
Gotta love Kalamazoo... =)
Hahaha this must be Sweet Lou, right?
dragonfire! nph ftw! and mvk! grind ftw! yes! btw epic text
I'm pretty sure I was the "Tuesday" haha