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  • Submitted by sevensevenseven on Jul 18, 11 at 12:27pm

    They all know. Don't drink what she brings you.

  • Submitted by karmasabitch27 on Jul 18, 11 at 2:28pm

    if a chick had posted this, there would be a bunch of "slut" comments. instead he gets "what a champ"

    • Submitted by Stubzy on Jul 19, 11 at 1:34am

      If a key opens many locks its a good key, but if a lock opens with many keys its a crappy lock :D hope you like the analogy.

      • Submitted by opalquean on Jul 19, 11 at 1:41am

        Way to knock out misogynistic and entirely unoriginal in a single comment!

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        Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 19, 11 at 9:45am

        If a lasso gets a lot of bulls, it's a good lasso. But if a bull is always getting lassoed, it's a dumb bull.\n\nSee? I can use completely irrelevant metaphors that don't actually say anything too.

        • Submitted by carter_ronin on Jul 19, 11 at 5:06pm

          a lasso is inanimate.. yes you're irrevalent.

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 18, 11 at 12:37pm

    That's not the lemonade you ordered...

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jul 18, 11 at 1:13pm


  • Submitted by TheMoreYouKnow on Jul 18, 11 at 4:57pm

    Champ? I don't think so. Nasty whore is more like it. And sweetheart, you're not "the man" for bagging 3 hoes (and yes, they are hoes just like you for also sleeping around). It means you're a pathetic wretch who has indiscriminate sex. Newsflash: Neither men nor women want to be with someone who sleeps around. Glad I could educate you. Now go get tested.

  • Submitted by mrmoybueno on Jul 18, 11 at 10:37pm

    To all the haters on this post, we know your married and miserable. Now go have your married sex and leave people that have fun in their lives alone. Thanks.

  • Submitted by romanceis_boring on Jul 18, 11 at 7:57pm

    TheMoreYouKnow... Really? This is TFLN. If you can't handle it, take your "life advice" and go troll somewhere else. This post is hilarious. Grow the hell up. That's how adults are: not obsessed with your abstinence childlike view of what sex is.

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      Submitted by erisblake on Jul 19, 11 at 10:40am

      I agree with the first half of your comment. But you lost me at thats how adults are and abstinence is childlike, you're wrong there sir, but this txt is funny whether you're a virgin or overly experienced.

  • Submitted by mz_baer on Aug 15, 11 at 2:18pm

    this is soooo funny

  • Submitted by ybn on Jul 18, 11 at 1:45pm


  • Submitted by alexanderton18 on Jul 25, 11 at 6:54am

    Promiscuity is not a bad thing. I applaud you sir.

  • Submitted by kbowww on Jul 19, 11 at 5:26pm

    sounds like a small town problem. always makes for awkward situations.

  • Submitted by melonhead99 on Jul 18, 11 at 9:21pm

    If only you could fuck tuesday in the walk in freezer in the kitchen on her break. Then take Thursday home while Tuesday is distracted with another table. And who cares about Friday, she's already watching you....eye stalking as it were.

  • Submitted by minge on Jul 18, 11 at 12:02pm

    I love this guy!!!

  • Submitted by Dragonfire on Jul 19, 11 at 6:32am

    Challenge Accepted

  • Submitted by missbitch23 on Jul 18, 11 at 11:48am

    Wow what a douche, funny but still douchey he's the kinda guy a girl would just be friends w/ because I definitely wouldn't wanna catch anything. haha

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    Submitted by MissCandy on Jul 22, 11 at 8:46am

    I love this!!!

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    Submitted by beewilly14 on Jul 19, 11 at 7:04pm

    that's awesome

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    Submitted by fullcream on Jul 19, 11 at 2:43am

    This situation cracks the mates up so much watching their buddy try and work through it hahaha

  • Submitted by stephaniejos on Jul 18, 11 at 11:55am

    bummer dude, keep your cool

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    Submitted by cooterspank on Jul 22, 11 at 11:13pm

    "the more you know" person is a bitch. Stay fly my friend

  • Submitted by yer_mom on Jul 18, 11 at 7:04pm

    How could this possibly go wrong.

  • Submitted by markw6807 on Jul 18, 11 at 1:40pm

    What a champ!!

  • Submitted by ModestAnonymouse on Jul 25, 11 at 4:30pm

    I love how people come on here just to look classy

  • Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 20, 11 at 3:01pm

    Sunday's on the phone to Monday, Tuesday's on the phone to me...

  • Submitted by jacki_wacki on Oct 12, 11 at 3:56pm

    Gotta love Kalamazoo... =)

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    Submitted by mvk34 on Jul 18, 11 at 10:36pm

    Hahaha this must be Sweet Lou, right?

  • Submitted by ryan13 on Jul 19, 11 at 9:24pm

    dragonfire! nph ftw! and mvk! grind ftw! yes! btw epic text

  • Submitted by Royaloakgir on Sep 19, 11 at 8:05pm

    I'm pretty sure I was the "Tuesday" haha