After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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