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  • aw...small wieners need love too...send him my way. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:05pm
  • What's the female equivalent of a small dick? Smelly vag?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:07pm
  • This is true. Beggars can't be choosers, small dicks of the world!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:05pm
  • How the hell do you ACCIDENTALLY say that? & 1.07, either a vag that smells of dead fish, or tits so small, they're non-existent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:10pm
  • He should have said "since it's so small I don't think you will mind it up your ass!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:26pm
  • I have 11 inches for a reason lmao hit me Up 7654303556

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:12am
  • Fuck you a small dick is like a disability

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:40pm
  • there's always the chance he makes up for his penis by being really really good at oral sex, so maybe it's your loss?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:06pm
  • ^^ Aw, someone's a little teste.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:54pm
  • 2:21.....yeah, right, whatever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:23pm
  • wow... what a horrible person that poor guy probably masturbated and cried himself to sleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:04am
  • lol at 'accidently shouted'. like it just came out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:28pm
  • Mine's definitely a grower... Haha!

    Submitted by Gunther on Mar 18, 10 at 3:09am
  • If it was REALLY small, I might yell it without thinking. Sometimes things just take you by surprise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:06pm
  • ROFL! 2:21... sure sure. Only people with pencil dicks would feel the need to brag about MY DIKK OMG IZ HUEG!! A THOSUTAND INCHESS now go back to your job writing spam mail that I will later delete from my inbox

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:09pm
  • You're a small weiner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Needle dicks need love too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:19pm
  • you would think someone with a dick that small would keep his pants on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:01pm
  • The OP is bitch. A hilarious, fantastically bitchy bitch though. And those are the best kind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:36pm
  • Hey I am no Ron Jeremy. But I still wouldn't have sexy with rosey odonled. Or a Rosann. So chill out and for the record I gave it a thumbs up because I laughed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:12am
  • Poor guy....but I don't blame you for saying that..

    Submitted by redhead07 on Jun 22, 11 at 2:20am
  • a moment of silence for the fallen would-be lovers with a small weiner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:11pm
  • 2:21 and 2:39 Sorry, a mere imagined 8 inches isn't enough to satisfy me. Next.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:12pm
  • the kindest thing a woman can do for her man is overlook a small weiner. my ex of two years was maybe four inches erect and i always wanted to cry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:24pm
  • 2;23 Bend over and I'll show you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:39pm
  • HEY EVERYONE, THIS IS ME TALKING ABOUT MY BODY PARTS IN ORDER TO GET ATTENTION. HAWHAWHAW!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:09am
  • Wow you say it was a dude with a small penis. Well I bet it was a woman with just a large clit. Hahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:15am
  • your a disrespectful bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:37pm
  • She probably has a hairy bush so the tiny peter couldn't get through.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:17am
  • did he shout "cellulite" or "fake tits" or "big ass" or "saggy tits" when you undressed?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:21pm
  • Based on the number of thumbs down on honest posts, it makes me think a lot of male TFLN readers have small dicks. And that makes a lot of sense with the "you're" guy and other trolls running around lately.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:29am
  • If my dick is 7.5in long and 6.5in around is that big

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:28am
  • oh, wow. that's funny. to be honest, if i were a guy and a girl loudly yelled that, i honestly think i would laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Haha how do you "accidentally" yell something? ~суиiсаl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:29pm
  • matt daddi?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 7:31pm
  • i hate guys with small dicks. they're so excited to be in you that they don't do anything else and you can't feel anything!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:32pm
  • the only thing on this site that made me laugh out loud, thanks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:38pm
  • HAHAHAHAHA! guys are so sensitive about tiny penii...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:10pm
  • LMFAO ....another story ...except sadly I saw my ex's small one...but he seemed proud :p I guess he was happy to have a small one ! But no way that girl could TASTE THE RAINBOW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:11am
  • I'm not Ron Jeremy either. And I gave thumbs up cause I Laughed and I've never had th3 prob. Girls get scared zHaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:17am
  • men with a small penis should just kill themselves. having a corvette won't make up for all the women who laugh behind your back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:48pm
  • Lmao did you mean to say that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Its tfln posts like these that make me happy about my 8" thick cock. Poor small-dicked guys, I feel for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:21pm
  • that totally sux...but i still don't think ur supposed to shout at it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:20pm
  • My small cock with still rock you in the ass baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:13pm