When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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aw...small wieners need love too...send him my way. :D
What's the female equivalent of a small dick? Smelly vag?
This is true. Beggars can't be choosers, small dicks of the world!
How the hell do you ACCIDENTALLY say that?
& 1.07, either a vag that smells of dead fish, or tits so small, they're non-existent.
I have 11 inches for a reason lmao hit me
He should have said "since it's so small I don't think you will mind it up your ass!"
Fuck you a small dick is like a disability
there's always the chance he makes up for his penis by being really really good at oral sex, so maybe it's your loss?
^^ Aw, someone's a little teste.
you would think someone with a dick that small would keep his pants on
wow... what a horrible person
that poor guy probably masturbated and cried himself to sleep.
2:21.....yeah, right, whatever.
You're a small weiner
lol at 'accidently shouted'. like it just came out.
Mine's definitely a grower... Haha!
The OP is bitch. A hilarious, fantastically bitchy bitch though. And those are the best kind.
ROFL! 2:21... sure sure. Only people with pencil dicks would feel the need to brag about MY DIKK OMG IZ HUEG!! A THOSUTAND INCHESS
now go back to your job writing spam mail that I will later delete from my inbox
Needle dicks need love too.
Hey I am no Ron Jeremy. But I still wouldn't have sexy with rosey odonled. Or a Rosann. So chill out and for the record I gave it a thumbs up because I laughed.
Bend over and I'll show you.
HEY EVERYONE, THIS IS ME TALKING ABOUT MY BODY PARTS IN ORDER TO GET ATTENTION. HAWHAWHAW!!!
Poor guy....but I don't blame you for saying that..
If it was REALLY small, I might yell it without thinking. Sometimes things just take you by surprise.
2:21 and 2:39
Sorry, a mere imagined 8 inches isn't enough to satisfy me. Next.
the kindest thing a woman can do for her man is overlook a small weiner. my ex of two years was maybe four inches erect and i always wanted to cry.
did he shout "cellulite" or "fake tits" or "big ass" or "saggy tits" when you undressed?
a moment of silence for the fallen would-be lovers with a small weiner
Wow you say it was a dude with a small penis. Well I bet it was a woman with just a large clit. Hahahahahaha
She probably has a hairy bush so the tiny peter couldn't get through.
your a disrespectful bitch.
If my dick is 7.5in long and 6.5in around is that big
Based on the number of thumbs down on honest posts, it makes me think a lot of male TFLN readers have small dicks. And that makes a lot of sense with the "you're" guy and other trolls running around lately.
oh, wow. that's funny. to be honest, if i were a guy and a girl loudly yelled that, i honestly think i would laugh.
Haha how do you "accidentally" yell something?
the only thing on this site that made me laugh out loud, thanks!
i hate guys with small dicks. they're so excited to be in you that they don't do anything else and you can't feel anything!
HAHAHAHAHA! guys are so sensitive about tiny penii...
LMFAO ....another story ...except sadly I saw my ex's small one...but he seemed proud :p
I guess he was happy to have a small one !
But no way that girl could TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm not Ron Jeremy either. And I gave thumbs up cause I Laughed and I've never had th3 prob. Girls get scared zHaha
Lmao did you mean to say that
men with a small penis should just kill themselves. having a corvette won't make up for all the women who laugh behind your back.
Its tfln posts like these that make me happy about my 8" thick cock. Poor small-dicked guys, I feel for you.
that totally sux...but i still don't think ur supposed to shout at it!
My small cock with still rock you in the ass baby!