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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:01pm

    sounds like a line from a novel.....and probably is.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:48pm

    i honestly think this is one of the best texts i have ever read

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:22am

    3:15 - only if you're a hot female!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:40pm

    918 is the shiiiit.!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:36am

    i laughed, i cried, i even piddled my pants a bit. thumbs up, hoes down.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:15pm

    Case of Grey Goose, deficient morals, steaming jacuzzi, mischievous tongue, and an insatiable sex-drive.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:57am

    Allison? Tony?? Is this your handiwork?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:56am

    bump on the win tip.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 1:20pm

    Ya. I'm dating the person who sent this. Suck it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:13am

    aw i miss my tulsa friends.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:31am

    Hahah, I have a friend who would text me something like that. I think it's awesome. :3

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 12:54am

    @3:15 I fcking love your fav 5 you should do tmobile adds love,divine chaos!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:55pm

    sunglasses you always need sunglasses to be an evil genius

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:25pm

    sounds like a girl who was touched by her father........

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:34pm

    So random... but so true...love it!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:37pm

    as long as they're not those stupid shutter shades

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:27am

    this is just fucked up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:17am

    Meh, jury's still out. If it's those big ass annoying sunglasses, then this is not perfection. Chicks just use them to hide their hideousity.

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    Submitted by thirstyk on Jan 31, 11 at 4:13am

    perfect

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:26pm

    when we ate the kittens soul.. im still picking hair outta my teeth and coughing up fur balls. im big on flossing no worrys co-dy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:20am

    this is perhaps one of the strangest things I've ever read... but I like it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:22am

    ah, tulsa....i wouldn't live anywhere else.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:57pm

    haha prob one of the best answers ive ever seen lmfao

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    Submitted by gorkk_54 on Nov 17, 11 at 3:10pm

    Best text ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:35am

    I thought this text was going to be a knee slapper when I read the first line... but then it sucked so fucking bad.

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Apr 30, 13 at 1:18am

    AWWWWWWW, here it goes!