Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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sounds like a line from a novel.....and probably is.
Case of Grey Goose, deficient morals, steaming jacuzzi, mischievous tongue, and an insatiable sex-drive.
bump on the win tip.
sunglasses you always need sunglasses to be an evil genius
3:15 - only if you're a hot female!!!
Hahah, I have a friend who would text me something like that.
I think it's awesome. :3
@3:15 I fcking love your fav 5 you should do tmobile adds love,divine chaos!!
So random... but so true...love it!
when we ate the kittens soul.. im still picking hair outta my teeth and coughing up fur balls. im big on flossing no worrys
aw i miss my tulsa friends.
Best text ever!
i laughed, i cried, i even piddled my pants a bit. thumbs up, hoes down.
i honestly think this is one of the best texts i have ever read
918 is the shiiiit.!
Allison? Tony?? Is this your handiwork?
sounds like a girl who was touched by her father........
AWWWWWWW, here it goes!
haha prob one of the best answers ive ever seen lmfao
this is perhaps one of the strangest things I've ever read... but I like it.
I'm dating the person who sent this.
as long as they're not those stupid shutter shades
ah, tulsa....i wouldn't live anywhere else.
I thought this text was going to be a knee slapper when I read the first line... but then it sucked so fucking bad.
this is just fucked up
Meh, jury's still out. If it's those big ass annoying sunglasses, then this is not perfection. Chicks just use them to hide their hideousity.