I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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11:43 sure you can get laid, but what sober guy wants an STD infested whore..
A HUGE FAH-Q to the little 16 year old sluttin it up! Girls like you are spreading filthy STD's, getting pregnant and having innocent babies that you abuse and neglect! Makes me SICK!!! Build some confidence and keep your stink puss to yourself!!
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...and my breath probably still smells better than OP's!
In Soviet Russia penis sucks you!
Careful... you are what you eat
lmao there is no way in hell a skantastic little 16 year old could steal my fiancee.. I would however like to see you TRY. would you like my address? LMAO go suck some randoms dick, I'm sure you are SO used to that!
dear old man pretending to be 15 yr old girl..what's up
I wish I could say the same!
ugh, im wacking off right now 1:52. yeaaaaaa
2:24 I'm one of them! :/
okay first of all.. just because she sucks a lot of dick doesn't mean a lot of guys dicks. i used to suck my boyfriends dick about twice a day. we were both virgins so no stds were spread so whoever said that can shut upp okayy(:
2:22 you just typed 'beisbol', rectal wart.
You men are nasty asses one day some loser like you is gonna talk that way to your daughter the way you are to this slut.
16 year old please not everyone is jealous of you. I'd much rather be a grown self respecting woman that a dirty slug teenager. But enjoy your pussy is all you have to offer so enjoy it while you can.
Ha I love how all the girls are hating on the 16 year old and the guys like her. Face it girls, at some point your husband is going to see a sexy 16 year old and want to fuck them. End of story. P. S. I'm a guy so I know this. And honey, don't go sleeping around with people just because you can.
11:43, why do you do that. What reason could there possibly be for you to act like that.
ya you go girl... right to the doctor cuz ya probably got the herps!
2:29 butch? You lose at life..
ive been to disneyland and disney world each twice..I don't see why anyone would go 26 times. Maybe it's just me
that was for the 16 year old. Dumb fuck.
That's just sick whore much
Texas sucks dick try a real state like Oregon home of the great northwest loggers!!
You are awful she is a child. They both are.
2:32 well that's a legit reason, fuck beisbol and pass that shit..
I have no morals and I love this txt =]
Any guy on here looking to pick up a 16 yr old makes wish this was a Dateline special
Bitch is a slut is a tramp us a ho! Keep your herpes lips off my dick please.
that's fucking nasty
hey sixteen year old.
you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on people to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
See there he is.... The 30yr old sleez ball with a rotten mind towards 16 yr olds!!! Would love to put a bullet in his dick!
Well 2:40 you do that and let me know how that turns out for you
Wow 11:43 way to make yourself sound like a total ASS!!
2:55 you are NOT hood so stop pretending you are
wow, this website is just a slut palace.. 90% of the texts are from sluts who got too drunk and fucked and sucked some guy(s). Way to make your momma and the rest of the trailer park proud!
Where is 919. I'm on the way.
1:51 fuckin no surprise there. Get a LIFE will you?? You probably wacked off to this thread..sick fuck
First 1:12am sorrryyyy my boyfriend doesn't like filthy little 16 year old cum dumpsters :( but you're desperate I'm sure you'll find something to screw
I am ashamed to be a female from NC right now. Stupid sluts like the op give us a bad name. And to the skanktastic 16 year old, grow the fuck up. And FYI condoms are never 100% effective. Enjoy bein on 16 and Pregnant with your ghonnahepecyphillaids.
Got room for one more?
Why can't I post the quote from full metal jacket about texans
11:32, the second one, shut the fuck up.
3:00 nope, naked in bed
She'll probably get raped and prego and then she'll understand. Until then I'd say it"s hopeless lol
I REALLY HOPE TO CATCH A PREADOTOR IS ON HERE TRACING THE POSTS FROM THE 30 AND 25 YR OLD GUYS AND ALL OF THEM ARE GOING TO LEAD PATHETICLONLEY LIVES AND DIE ALONE
In soviet Russia everyone sweats semen
Big Johnny lover here! Hahaha but seriously I like a big Johnny or get off me!!! Just kidding fuckers!
Hahaha stay classy nc
12:48am shut up you stupid slutty rectal wart. Dumb fuckin whore, you should be burnt at the stake. You're probably looser than any 40 year old woman who's given birth several times over and they've probably named a few std's after you..disgusting pig
Hey I would just like to say.. I'm from nc and were not all whores. Thank you.
It is a guy cuz he sent this to me :)
POWEERRRR TO THE SLUTS OF THE WORLLLDDD
makes me sad to be 919
I think a dude sent this
2:49 fuck yea man, gonna go pahk my cah in the gahrage
2:09 only steers and q.....
LOLOL @ 2:05 'so no you aren't in the ballpark'
giving the 919 a great name....
That's hilarious.. Who cares what everyone else says it's ur life.
You better Ve that slut
I've read this before
haha this is my text I'm not a dude..and yeah, I don't see anything said about sucking multiple dicks. I suck a lot of dick, my boyfriends. and of course i swallow haha
God this would be from my area code. Fucking slut.
2:57 me either, even though this shits getting pretty boring
Going to mt bachelor next week
Who the FUCK would go to disney 26 times
Im in new yprk now. I just got back from houston
Good night life down there
Only steers an q......
I think I'm more sickened by the 30 yr old fuckhead tribg to pick up 16yr olds on TFLN... Pretty fuckin nasty
east side..where you from?
This is 1:14 I really think I am nice! But but but I I really don't believe you are a slut in reality... You just talk like a huge slut ya know for some attention... And not very pleasant attn. But anyways I think it's amusing so keep it up!!!! And no I'm not a 30 yr old man.... I'm a 20 yr old gal
The Text isn't attractive! It's a huge turnoff. And you are 16, no one takes you for anything but a whore.... And the only guys who would like you acting or talking like that are very gross sleez balls who are borderline level 3 sex offenders... So change your ways little girl!
This is probably a dude, fyi
Ugh! What's the meaning of this text? Don't tell me this really happened? Did someone really crap a baloooooooga?
1:58 learn to read before you ask stupid questions, shithead
The south ain't shit
She said she is. Now leave
U be a nympho I be a nympho
1:44....youre on here....you go get a life
i bet your grandmas pussy is tighter than yours. Youre fuckin disgusting
Let this dumb bitch get an STD..who the fuck gives a shit
You know, that girl up there, grindin the fucking stage, that's somebody's daughter.
2:41 I would ski down a montain naked with a hula hoop while holding a baby balooga and sing dixie
I'd do nothing for a Klondike bar cuz those things suck
Wow I just read this whole thing. And I don't think lorins a man, I think she's pretty sexy too. I'd bang her. and yeah, I'm 32, get over it.
2:16 what are the mother of the group?
12:19 not much what's up dawg
Haha well played soviet Russia...well played
Wow. Too many effim losers on here at all hours of the morning. Don't stay up all night on tfln because u think that u have a life when u actually dont
2:56 I'm thinkin henwas kidding... He wouldn't have said the fuck sheep otherwise
I agree stop getting on your knees
I'M ITCHING MY BOOB RIGHT NOW
So 1:41 you must not be a 'respectable' person then, correct?
What a fucking whore... Sweating semen? Are you blowing 5 guys at once at every hour of every day and swallowing? Skank...
Ha ok whatever whoever beleives that Lorin is a man. And to all you dumb fucks who keep jerking off, get a life. And this is the real Lorin, so goodnight. <3
Lorin weiners are ugly!!! And balls are smelly (all of them) don't say they aren't, espeacially after a night of dancing/work/exercising....
Shuttin shit down at da mawl
Seriously if my boyfriend fucks you I just leave him.... No big deal! It would always be a big mistake with you. Next thing you know you will be one blown out nasty stinky 50 yr old single and lonely:( Seriously no valuble man would ever want someone who's slept with over 20 guys at 16... I've had my share and have tried telling boyfriends they don't want to know!
OP is a cum guzzling gutter slut.
i love how half the people who read TFLN pretend to have moral standards. does it make you feel better to judge her? do you think that if this is a real post and you call her names/give her advice, she will suddenly 'see the light' and change her ways? this site is intended for ENTERTAINMENT. get a life and stop worrying about how others act.
What a fucking whore.
Oregon is a temperate rain forest I go in the woods and cut the best trees in the country everyday next to Alaska anyway.
1:13 AND 1:31 are funny motherfuckers.
Your mother is heated.
12:29 (The first one) Go somewhere else you whiny bitch. I wish I knew where you were so I could make you my fuckboy, Go intellectualize somewhere else Einstein.
No one cares about Oregon
Thank you to the first 1:14:) at least you are nice.
i don't know what's worse: the fact that i just read almost all of these posts, or that the 16 year old exists.
Central Oregon has the best snowboarding in the country
2:42 yup, just you. If you love something, even disney, you go crazy for it. Very understandable
2:29... Hi! It's me again :)! So ya must of fell the receiding hair column? Saggin sac? Or just a big stink ass hole?! Fuck you yellow eyes!
BITCH I AINT MAKIN BABIES
Now don't be making fun of the baby maker it's a beautiful thing you know!!! Hate to even bring it up
In such a unworthy conversation.
16 year old: what kind of lube do you use? My pussy is all dried up. i thought with your knowledge I could get the right kind
What up I live in Raleigh downtown on glenwood
1:19 then fuckin leave dipshiy
11:32, learn how to type lol
910 and i suck so much cock i am actually BLEEDING seamen at this point. i actually beat this girl. holllla.
2:20 get the FUCK off this website.
Sophomore, are you trying to outslut Lorin? Slut stats please
Hey there need to be more girls like you
Nachos r delish im a fatty
this shit is being difficult..i'm pushing
Sure hope it's the same guys dick, that way she can avoid a greater risk of stds
Who's dick do you got to suck to get a Klondike bar?
In Soviet Russia you let it bitch
I'll suck your moose knuckle
Well, at least we know she's swallowing...
Think you can do some more?
All the hoes on this site take note--this is what a true lady is and what u should all aspire to be.
2:12 about gingers.... How?
2:03 whats that from?
I wish i knew where u were
LOLLLZZZ U WANN MY ADDRESSSS WE HAV THREESUMM
hey are there any 25-30 years in here that wanna hang out? I'm a predator
sounds like this person would fuk a coffee table cause it has legs
Let's get some love for Texas
A REAL STATE BITCHES
1:37 maybe she just wanted some lovin don't judge her
1:23 this is Lorin, haha thank you:)
Wtf 11:37..shut the hell up you douche BOX!! HA!!
yoooo...! Durty Durham! This shit is vicky!!
p.s, north carolina is so classy!
OP is def a dude. Sorry to spoil your fun.
You can sweat semen
To the person who posted: BEISBOL, fuck you. Just fuck you.
Hey..what are the soviet Russia things from?!
1:40am #3 is definitley a huge whore
Lorin...stop eating my mother
1124- hell yea girl. We gotta stick together.
Ok just to clarify for everyone I am "Lorin" and yes I am a man, that was fun:)
what girl would fucking refer to herself as a slut? disgusting
I agree with 10:12
3:24 ..im russian. I hope your a girl. Yea we like sex alot but normal alot haha
Licked so much pussy I have to buy my toung cat food
Ur all soooo jealous that I have herpes and u don't!! I have it forever!! U can't have it you unslut!!!
I already have a great sex life with a great dude! Goin on 3yrs.... Can I still call you a 16 yr old tramp?! Ps.... He dosn't like 16yr olds..sorry:(
amen 12:37 (second) amen
Wow 16 year old where do you live? You can show me just how slutty you are;)
2:19 what's wrong with typing 'beisbol'? You have some rage issues
hey this is a totally believeable text. stop being a downer.
I wish people like 2:01 would all get together and Fuck Eachother... I'm so sick of these sick freaks I seriously wish we could start a Mafia and get them all on any little suspician that they are sexually assaulting a child or any age victim.... 2:01 you are dead in my book!
Got no ass obviously you got no English class... But as a matter of fact I got a lot of lovin from my sweet ass h.s. Big Johnny boyfriend and I broke it off after 4 yrs sick of his oldie but goodie. Bitch face oooo yeah
Haha oh it's possible:)
Please and Thankyou for not making babies!! We don't need anymore of you runnin around... History repeating
These pretzels are making me thirsty
@1:38 ONLY?? What the fuck???!
At 1:15. Ve the dirty cunt you are And suck this fat cock you stupid slut dirty Cunt.
Ha it's easy, act all sweet and innocent then be a total slut in bed:) and condoms were invented for the whole STD thing... So go suck a dick.
This fucking app only talks about sluts sucking dick. Refund...
My girlfriend would say something like this. Yay for me.
In Soviet Russia semen sweats out YOU
This conversation is much more tame than the ones earlier
I could crap a baby balooga right now!
hahahahah family guy :)
I actually feel sorry for misguided Lor.... I hope she really won't get STD's have babies or sleep with 30yr old creepers
I am starting to wonder tho.... 16 year old slut girl is a 40 year old hairy chubby balding little wee wee man
you sluts. Crackin me up
And your number is??????
Best text of the new year... So far.
So many hoes. My iPhone did something productive. Hos
No you can't pull a kidney lol
You are the winner of Klondike!! 2:43
u can sweat semen? or is that the joke
The scary thing is that I think I knw this girl...she sucked my dick too
2:04. how r u so sure she is a girl?? no hollaa bitch
your a frigging whore! get a life! brt you look good in herpes! :)
Im a girl and I love giving head!! And im not a slut by any means. But I couldn't get enough of it after the first time I tried it. Making my guy feel good makes me feel amzing. Every girl should b a lady but then a freak in the sheets. Personal opinion lol
Agreed, this is clearly a dude. Girls don't say this type of shit.
In soviet russia Russians hate you
3:11 you prolly just want to get fucked by a dick hardcore
2:49 about this convo being boring now- yeah and it kinda sucks.. I'm goin to bed
An 11 yr old? That's sick. Go cry to someone else about being scared to get caught.
We all knew it was a man
1:41 take it from yourself.... You are on here with your opinion and now you have something to say to me? Sounds like the BIG H word (Hypocrit)
I mean 1:14 I puked! Fucker!
Ahaha this whole thing makes me laugh. Hey misguided 16 year old whore, aka "Lorin" go get your tubes tied. PLEASE
i love sucking dick, goodbye
Texas has big belt buckles
In Soviet Russia nut sweats you . Or something like that
2:03 I think you just made Meg real happy thanks for sticking up for her
1:49 makes me pissed to be a man. you are sick.
Yea im from east side nasshville tennesse. Dis the real hood. Niggaz be fuckin sheep
2:03..yo the 16 yr old slut was really a man..so no you aren't in the ballpark
I just wasted like half an hour reading this :(
@1:58 we've learned that Lorin is really a man and there is no hope for humanity. I'm moving to pandora!
This is so trashy. Why do girls say stuff like this? It makes me ashamed to be a female. Keep it to yourself. No one wants to hear this. Not even your friends.
Let's just say the 30 yr old male had the only and biggest Moose Knuckle ever seen!!! I seriously Pissed myself I laughed so hard. He said " Hi, I'm 33 and single" me at the time was like " I bet I know why." Bahahaha!!! Yeah so 16 year old suck a 30yr old moose knuckle!!!
ahahahaha 11:16 you made my life by saying that
Yea. Ufc ... Emilyenko fucks people up quick
1:52 thank you for clarifying, that makes much more sense lol
It's pretty easy, nine this year and eleven my freshman year.
bitch obviously got no ass in high school 1:41
lmao you may not be used up at the moment but give it a year.. hot dog down a hallway..
I'm sure you've heard that before..
Have fun being a 17 year old momma who has no idea who her baby daddy is. You'll end up on Maury with 53 dudes being tested and none of them will be the one who donated their sperm :)
910 right here. sucking cock all day... southern girls and yea nc girls at that really do suck dick good
I've spent way too much time on this. Bye y'all
2:28 who spells Johnny "Johnie"
expolding on my toilet bro
I live with her and she let me cum all over her sweet ass
Lorin you're a disgrace to women
This getting really boring!
12:40 besides I'm just teasin you I'm not single I'm married but your gettin worked up over nothin the 16 year old girl here is probably a 40 year old man beatin off.
Timberline has good snow, but there is nothing to do at night. Bachelor is close to Bend , pretty hoppin night life
In soviet Russia disney sweats semen
I would love Lorins tight pussy:) and honey, I'm a man not a silly little boy;)
Lorin loves pussy too
When you are 16 you don't need lube, but the dumb girl will probably answer " spit". Now I'm just being gross
Damn I'm 15 and pretty damn hott I could get any guy I want And even I'm not dumb enough to have sex with anything with a dick and being a slut dosent make you atractive you'll never be anything in life there isn't a trophy for who has the most sex with the most guys you know what I hope you get raped by some crept old dude and end up dead in a ditch
I went to Texas last year and I can safely say it was the shittiest place I've ever been to
Um I'm pretty sure I'm a 16 year old girl. And 1:09, geez thanks, I'm sure your boyfriend can tell you all about it;) haha
how can you give that a thumbs down, and she swallows
I'm from nc and I usually suck my boyfiends dick once a day but I'm not a whore and I think this txt is hilarious!
I vote we start yet a entire NEW conversation to add to this list
2:37 I've been there legit 26 times, fucking love it. Try Busch gardens, universal, or 6 flags
It smells like up dog
Are you that desperate?
texas is really shitty sry yall
Johnnie too! Spell like that too!
2:21 continued.. The post about poop that is
Probably some sand jockey.
Too bad these girls can't love themselves enough without having to suck dick or fuck everything that breathes. As for guys wanting to fuck 16 year old girls....you need help. That's someones daughter.
i've sucked over 50 dicks, and I'm 18(:
In Russia skanks are proud or you!!
12:12 she wouldn't get raped, she would want it
How I love the chapel hill area; you are representing girl
11:43 hit me up sweetheart!!!!
1143 was a boy trying to be funny
Wow I'd definitely bang the 16 year old. Stop being prude people.
You want head from a dog??? Whaaatt
1:44 then that makes you a lame fuck too, right? Idiot
Lorin is a bitch she sucked mydogs dick
ok so u CANT sweat semen?
Hey...when giving head, spit IS the best lube. Not gross.
I don't like black people.
11:33 Jan 1st. LMAO.
I think a Russian bloke sent this
Aside from it's beauty Theres nothin to do
where I live in Oregon it's pretty boring but I've never been anywhere else but Utah and new Mexico but it's better here than either those places. I've never even been to central Oregon so I don't know anything about the snow boarding the other guys talking about but I know PFC gots slot goin on
Disney world is scary!!!!!!
This is most likely one of the most popular posts yet
Second 2:01 what the hell, all you guys on here are sick fucks. First talking about that poor 16 year old girl, and now an 11 year old?!? Bless that childs poor heart.
It's the 16 year old again, I would love to be your dirty little secret;) and older guys are better because they actually know how to make a girl feel good:) and I'm smart enough not to get pregnant. And I haven't fucked over 20 guys:)
@ 11:44 (1st) guess you were wrong..11:48 likes those std's..
Any girl that likes sucking cock should get a gold star and any1 that gives a girl shit for doing it should be shot...and I'll put my name to that mike in the 718!!
Yo soviet russia bitch, let it die
I think it's probably Idaho
Half this stuff has nothing to do with the original text..... This is more like a chat room
32 yr old 2:20! I'll be waiting with a baseball bat to beat you in the balls!!! Yeah get over it Needle Dick!
Gingers smell like lorins vagina
Hahahahaahaha @ 2:11
2:03 family guy rocks how you quote something that long off the top of your head.
11:40 a womanizer Is a man
@1:34, nope don't worry your a real, full blown slut
can't we all just suck dicks and get along pleeease
ouch even a slut turned you down
Ha i'm the 16 year old slut. And yes I know what a condom is and how to use it, I would LOVE to hit all yall up, I could seduce your fiancé in five seconds, I'm not too young, I'm not a used up whore, and I don't want to change my ways, I love having guys burning up my phone;)
I'm in the same boat
Typical north Carolina...no class
Holy shit, insane amount of replies.
Op is a disgusting pig. Srsly wash ur cunt u whore
fake fo sho like most these txts
Ooooh don't even go there you do not want to sweat semen. It will clog your pores like a bitch! Not enough proactive in the world to heal that mess.
Do you guys honestly think gingers are hot or no? I don't think hair color matters...
This is turning into Jerry Springer..... Jerry Jerry Jerry
Everyone from NC that I've ever met is a whore.
This is an awesome text!
1:16 you're a fat lonely old man, go grab a jar of pb and have your dog do it for you..
Leave Granma outta here!!! Fah Q for that!! And don't confuse me with the 16 yr old that's not me!
12:32 makes me feel kinda proud of my age group
It smells like up dawg dog.
What's up dawg?
Nothin much bro what's up with you.
2:39 someone who doesn't live in Florida?
2:09 only steers and
2:05 if a girl asks you to cock her you cock her dammit!!!
What does your girlfriend think about all this?
Ah hahaha I know a girl like you...she's annoying and has zero self-confidence and it's sad to watch so grow up and get some self-confidence. You also like to think that you can steal any guy you can which is a pathetic cry for attention. Also, 12:05, you honestly think your wife won't want to fuck a hot younger guy eventually?
where do i sign up and where does the line begin?
i hope this was only one guy. or youre a sluttttt
4:50 hell yeah!! You know we are!! Like I said before: dickham lolll;)
Then go find a dog to slobber on it
What kind of girl likes to use the term "slut"? When did that stop being a bad thing to be labeled?...bitches like that just need to be put out of their misery and shot right between the eyes. Poor little girl never got any love from daddy...or too much when he was stickin' it up her ass.
I've been saying it was a man this whole time assholes!
Only a fake slut would be able to answer that question, (slut stats) a true slut simply cannot keep track of their sluttiness
If the bitch calls herself a slut, then what else do you have to say
oh the good old 919...being from the 336, i'm not surprised.
What makes you assume the OP isn't talking one person? Has no one here had a partner and had sex every day with them?
Why would you have sex with a sheep
2:46 uve never heard "luff" before?!
People are so rude on here ha
hey this is Lorin..confession time...im a man babyyyy
Lol. I think that the 'sluts' on here should just go get with someone else and the people who claim to be respectable persons should get of TFLN and do something with their lives, for God's sake. Ha, TFLN is all in good humor, and if you can't appreciate that then go blog about it somewhere else or something .
That has to be the hottest thing I've ever heard
Ha, I knew the OP was talking about one person only. Good for you and your awesome sex life with your boyfriend girl! Any guy would die to be your boyfriend!
lmfao man, i love how people constantly talk shit about how tough they are, or how much game they have...haha its easy to do when your anonymous. fuckin hillarious. and babe, its quality not quantity...nobody likes a slut.
That's y you need to drink Gatorade to replenish all the salty nutrients that you lose while sweating.you go girl!
Beisbol ? What does that mean
So what have we learned in this group discussion?
Lorin, you're disgusting. Goodnight
11:43 way to have confidence! You ever go for any older guys ( like 30)? ;)
Lorin would you happen to be Lorin Sezer that goes to Middle Creek
Ummm I'd open my freezer for one.... But that's about it
IT'S SNOWING! Got us a fuckin nor'eastah
Geez this girls not gonna change just let her be
Dear bitch who wrote a dear men thing, go away
Dear Men ages 19-35 and up! This message is for you : go take your receiding hairlines and wipe your asses with it. You obviously are rejects and have small Johnies.. It's not the young girls's problem so leave em the f alone!!! You saggin sac's you!
hahaha im 2:03 and that episode just popped in my head so i did a quick google search. i didnt read the entire thread, but i thought id get a few laughs out of this ridiculousness.
Dear 16 yr old slut, I can't believe, with how F'd up you talk, that you would know to be responsible enough to know what a condom is or how it is used.....
Why don't I ever meet this girl? Damn prudish people...
3:05am no. Texas is full of inbreds
Naw i aint hood. Im a russian from new york.
Agree with 2:56. But I just can't leave . . .
Nymphomania. STD's. Yet quite entertaining conversations.
I'm 21 and i've slept with 37 different guys.. So yeah 19 seems average
559 area code!!! doesn't end up on here much/:
2:41 I'd bust you in the jaw for a Klondike bar. It's snowing here too btw
There's no reason to type any of this but it happens lol
2:22 about Loren I agree.. Move on haha
omg only 19 guys? you call yourself a slut?
not if you yourself are sixteen.
11:52, because what girl doesn't like being able to get any guy she wants? And because I like sex;)
11:27, STFU!! You don't the damn person.
oh stop ppl ... ur not a whoree ahaha
And you girls wonder why guys treat you like crap when you do and say things like this.
Keep up the good work!
New conversation starter.... What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Nothing but a cum dumpster.
Ussr fell apart a long time ago haha
Nachos!!!! Count me in
Lorin was so 45 min ago. Hahaha.
2:13 God just made it that way, that's how
12:46! You are married and you are the one rubbin one off I just freakin know it! You are makin me wanna barf! I can just picture you with your maniac look and your grinding teeth hahhaha beating away.... Eeeewwwww haha
Amen 4:00. Its Herpes for you, megaslut.
Slobber on your mom like corn on the cob
All you guys are a Buchanan of hornedogs. She's SIXTEEN!! That would be considered jail bait
i bet you had a lot of dick but you never had mine
Yeah um so 1:51 is not me
Nymphos..... These posts are full of them
Ok so this is the 16 year old (btw my name is Lorin), psh and yeah spit is best:) and stf up you don't know me. And my pussy is tight thank you and why don't y'all just shut up and get laid.
This is my fav post ever!!!
919 ehhh! is this Vicki!
i say that "16 year old girl" is actually a 20 something year old guy who thinks he is clever
Yea russiian girls look great long legs We do have some crocodiles but hey which country doesnt
Ppl say sometimes that they pull a muscle. Can u pull a kidney?
Your name must be Brittany...
2:19 sounds like half of everyone I know. So maybe I know them. Hell ya
That's fucking gross
12:34 I'm 25 5'6 190 pounds I'm solid muscle I dress wearing jordans IS's solos Nike nothin but nice shit
I'm with 6:14 in that one.
All the ppl shouting "whore" should not be on this site in the first place
If ya ever in the 401 get at me
Yooo big Johnny he's a big bitch
19 guys don't love just one girl honey! And no guy loves a sophmore! Highschool realationships are learning experiences! And or one nighters
I'm not going to judge the whole sex part ... But seriously.... The 30yr old going after the 16 yr old Child???? Fuckin horse shit!
haha. sluts unitee!!!! lol(:
nice slut hope your proud of yourself
@2:08 IM A GINGER!! Yaaayyy ftw
Why would you want to give so many guys head?
The next person to type shit is a lame fuck.
Get off your ass and go do something with your life.
That's discusting. Have some self respect.
Lorin, what are your slut stats?
I've had a few stds...so you live and you learn..get over it
Stop saying this is a girl. It's a dude.. 100% guarantee
op ur such a womanizerrr (;
2:05 hahahahaha thought a that too!!!
Ha ok sure I'm a fake slut, wow.
1:17 I just puked reading that!! You are twisted Fucker!
1:09(second) Ima guess a slut
Ooo 919! my area code! Dickham lol (Durham)
12:22. not a virgin anymoree(: so I will go suck a dick thi weekend okayy
2:34 I just checked and u def didn't spell it like that
11:06..yes it is. Thanks to whores
Can I get my fuckin dollar back?
Is 15 too young? ;);)
I like 16 year old pussy perfectly aged nice tight body and pussy some of us don't like stretched out cellulite bodies
It smells like up dog.
Oh yeah and 4:23 go to hell. You're probably a northern, the chicks who get laid are sweet southern girls. Go blow yourself.
Everyone was trolled by the '16 year old', and I chuckled.
3:04 nah it's like 65 in my room but it's drafty cuz there's a snowstorm
It's 20 degrees out and my nipples are hard
Hope everyone used protection or STDs are for sure going to be on the uprise
Lorin i'm up for anything and I'm 17
Oh boy this is starting to get heated
that's fckin hilarious
Haha watchu mean you heard? Who doesnt like sex alot?
lets make a poll Who here is for homosexuality type 1 who is against it type 2
2:27 do me a favor a shove your reference up your ass
Girls actually like, and think it's cool, to be a whore and put all those dicks in their mouths? Wow.
12:18 I'm 25 and married but if your hot you can be my dirty little secret.
1:05am please don't ever try to make babies...
NOTHIN BUT NICE SHIT, 4 U SLUTS
fuck yes! thats why i love my state and i am reppin 919 NC! carolina girls really do suck cock the best, its a little known fact. pretty much all southern broads in general. dont get mad when your man gets taken... you northern yankee whore buckets yall.
Wow ur a fucking whore
I fucked a 11 year old girl last night it was the
Tightest pussy I've ever had I've been scared she's goin to tell someone all day though I don't want to go to prison.
16 is the perfect age;)
Why is it that the most disgusting animals in this world are self-doubting, daddy-troubled, teenage girls? What a fuckin cunt. If i was your Dad, I would take you out back and fix the glitch "Old Yeller Style".
3.47 get over yourself love
is anyone from da hood up in here
Haha youuu daaa hoeee
Texas kills people like 2:01. :) Texas likes killing people. We have a judicial expressway for those sentenced to death so there is even less time dealing with the appeals. :)
I inject battery acid into my balls and after the money shot their faces look like Seals'.
Ohhhh loveeeeee = luff
I've wasted 20% of my phone battery on this post
Gingers don't just have red hair...they are just...disgusting
1:47 eh, I am. For the most part anyways. I didn't mean that the people on here ARENT respectable. I meant, the people 'gain confidence' and the 'don't be a slut' people are just wasting their time cause no one is gonna change their life over TFLN. lol. But I mean, I GUESS.
Palease, I do respect myself, and I would rather have men hit on me than stupid little boys. And all you bitches need to just calm your shit.
No thanks I prefer to judge people, you dumb bitch who I assume is ugly.
Yall just SHUT UP AND GET LAYED
this is ridiculous you cant sweat semen
thumbs up to be hott 11:43
Texas is brokeback as hell
Like OMG me tooooooooooooo!!! We should be BFFS!!! Like OMG! LoL. I luv you. Ttyl mah gurl. Yay!
Okay 12:28 (dream lover you) when I was 16, I was at a bonfire some 30yrold in nut higher jeans hit on me and my friends and myself made a joke of the creeper all night! Still joke about that saggin sac to this day! I bet your kinda like that... At least that's how I picture you!
Once I deepthroated so much I couldn't talk the next day.
It's kinda pissin' me off how all these times are the same.
Nashville??? BITCH that ain't no hood
Pretzels make me thirsty.
2:19 go drop the browns off at the superbowl
Gingers are dirrrrrty whores
Ha no the sophomore is Lorin.
haha. I'm not good at stories, was just wanting to proove a point
People are rude??? Ya think so? Duh! Thanks Tips!!!
God I am so proud of my area code <3
In Soviet Russia semen sweats you!
ha I think I know this girl!
3:03 shut the fuck up with your Russia garbage
I am a sophmore and slept with 19 different guys.... There are worse.
That's so cool!!!......
Yeah. Like THAT'S something to be proud of! SKANK!
Ok one more fucking time, TEXAS
Posters here seem to be segregated into the "yeah girl lets hook up", the "build some confidence" camp and the "yeah nothin wrong with free prostitution" camps. There's also the camp that just says "SLUT" over and over.
Sex is like the opposite of showing love..
I recently measured my dick and it is 5.5 -6 inches is that bad
Good ol Carolina girls...
Lorin you're a fucking inbred. He said man girl
Wow everyone quit getting all bitchy. Y'all are just jealous that i'm 16 and hot and you are 40 and fat and dried up. And your 40 yr old husbands would LOVE me:)
2:10 no, please don't listen to opinions on this website..
2:01 I am praying to all the Gods you choke on your shit and Die!!!!!! You have gone to far! And if I knew who you were and you were convicted I would shoot you on the balls and enjoy watching you die! I hope you fuckin rot in the sewer!
Ewww dirty ass bitches lol
Ummmmm Dumb bitch below me who sucks her virgin boyfriend she said she was a slut so SUCK A DICK BIIIIIIIIIITCH
Ha I'm 16 and I'll admit to being a slut. And ya know what, I can get any guy I want and steal any girls boyfriend I want so who has such a problem with being slutty? Get laid people.
I m sure your patrents are proud their daughter is a whore.
12:40 if you are asking me on a date, the answer is NO!
No guy loves a sophomore? I love me some
Lorin takes it up the butt from her daddeh
Timberline is better than Bachelor
It smells like up dog.
Yea they are all of them!
2:32 your name Johnny?! Huh? I spelled it jhonnie fucker!
Lol...who hasn't been in this situation at least once??? ;)
I was just pointing out that dallas sucks balls. No need to get bitchy.
I like Texas..... Never been to Oregon
2:33 it's pretzels ...
First 2:02am you southern white trash are so good at sucking dick because you get so much practice on daddy, uncle bill, grandpa, brothers, cousins. You're inbred, you HAVE to be good at it.
-northern yankee bitch
Let's hook up. Hmu
Honey I would love to get ahold of your 16 year old pussy;) you can be my slut:)