I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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11:43 sure you can get laid, but what sober guy wants an STD infested whore..
A HUGE FAH-Q to the little 16 year old sluttin it up! Girls like you are spreading filthy STD's, getting pregnant and having innocent babies that you abuse and neglect! Makes me SICK!!! Build some confidence and keep your stink puss to yourself!!
In Soviet Russia penis sucks you!
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...and my breath probably still smells better than OP's!
Careful... you are what you eat
lmao there is no way in hell a skantastic little 16 year old could steal my fiancee.. I would however like to see you TRY. would you like my address? LMAO go suck some randoms dick, I'm sure you are SO used to that!
dear old man pretending to be 15 yr old girl..what's up
2:24 I'm one of them! :/
I wish I could say the same!
ugh, im wacking off right now 1:52. yeaaaaaa
okay first of all.. just because she sucks a lot of dick doesn't mean a lot of guys dicks. i used to suck my boyfriends dick about twice a day. we were both virgins so no stds were spread so whoever said that can shut upp okayy(:
11:43, why do you do that. What reason could there possibly be for you to act like that.
ya you go girl... right to the doctor cuz ya probably got the herps!
Ha I love how all the girls are hating on the 16 year old and the guys like her. Face it girls, at some point your husband is going to see a sexy 16 year old and want to fuck them. End of story. P. S. I'm a guy so I know this. And honey, don't go sleeping around with people just because you can.
2:29 butch? You lose at life..
2:22 you just typed 'beisbol', rectal wart.
That's just sick whore much
2:32 well that's a legit reason, fuck beisbol and pass that shit..
You men are nasty asses one day some loser like you is gonna talk that way to your daughter the way you are to this slut.
16 year old please not everyone is jealous of you. I'd much rather be a grown self respecting woman that a dirty slug teenager. But enjoy your pussy is all you have to offer so enjoy it while you can.
that was for the 16 year old. Dumb fuck.
You are awful she is a child. They both are.
Got room for one more?
Any guy on here looking to pick up a 16 yr old makes wish this was a Dateline special
ive been to disneyland and disney world each twice..I don't see why anyone would go 26 times. Maybe it's just me
2:55 you are NOT hood so stop pretending you are
Why can't I post the quote from full metal jacket about texans
Big Johnny lover here! Hahaha but seriously I like a big Johnny or get off me!!! Just kidding fuckers!
Hahaha stay classy nc
Well 2:40 you do that and let me know how that turns out for you
that's fucking nasty
hey sixteen year old.
you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on people to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
wow, this website is just a slut palace.. 90% of the texts are from sluts who got too drunk and fucked and sucked some guy(s). Way to make your momma and the rest of the trailer park proud!
See there he is.... The 30yr old sleez ball with a rotten mind towards 16 yr olds!!! Would love to put a bullet in his dick!
Bitch is a slut is a tramp us a ho! Keep your herpes lips off my dick please.
3:00 nope, naked in bed
Texas sucks dick try a real state like Oregon home of the great northwest loggers!!
She'll probably get raped and prego and then she'll understand. Until then I'd say it"s hopeless lol
Wow 11:43 way to make yourself sound like a total ASS!!
Where is 919. I'm on the way.
1:51 fuckin no surprise there. Get a LIFE will you?? You probably wacked off to this thread..sick fuck
LOLOL @ 2:05 'so no you aren't in the ballpark'
God this would be from my area code. Fucking slut.
First 1:12am sorrryyyy my boyfriend doesn't like filthy little 16 year old cum dumpsters :( but you're desperate I'm sure you'll find something to screw
I am ashamed to be a female from NC right now. Stupid sluts like the op give us a bad name. And to the skanktastic 16 year old, grow the fuck up. And FYI condoms are never 100% effective. Enjoy bein on 16 and Pregnant with your ghonnahepecyphillaids.
11:32, the second one, shut the fuck up.
You better Ve that slut
POWEERRRR TO THE SLUTS OF THE WORLLLDDD
2:09 only steers and q.....
giving the 919 a great name....
That's hilarious.. Who cares what everyone else says it's ur life.
In soviet Russia everyone sweats semen
2:49 fuck yea man, gonna go pahk my cah in the gahrage
It is a guy cuz he sent this to me :)
The Text isn't attractive! It's a huge turnoff. And you are 16, no one takes you for anything but a whore.... And the only guys who would like you acting or talking like that are very gross sleez balls who are borderline level 3 sex offenders... So change your ways little girl!
makes me sad to be 919
Hey I would just like to say.. I'm from nc and were not all whores. Thank you.
I REALLY HOPE TO CATCH A PREADOTOR IS ON HERE TRACING THE POSTS FROM THE 30 AND 25 YR OLD GUYS AND ALL OF THEM ARE GOING TO LEAD PATHETICLONLEY LIVES AND DIE ALONE
2:41 I would ski down a montain naked with a hula hoop while holding a baby balooga and sing dixie
1:58 learn to read before you ask stupid questions, shithead
haha this is my text I'm not a dude..and yeah, I don't see anything said about sucking multiple dicks. I suck a lot of dick, my boyfriends. and of course i swallow haha
Wow I just read this whole thing. And I don't think lorins a man, I think she's pretty sexy too. I'd bang her. and yeah, I'm 32, get over it.
i bet your grandmas pussy is tighter than yours. Youre fuckin disgusting
I think a dude sent this
east side..where you from?
This is 1:14 I really think I am nice! But but but I I really don't believe you are a slut in reality... You just talk like a huge slut ya know for some attention... And not very pleasant attn. But anyways I think it's amusing so keep it up!!!! And no I'm not a 30 yr old man.... I'm a 20 yr old gal
12:48am shut up you stupid slutty rectal wart. Dumb fuckin whore, you should be burnt at the stake. You're probably looser than any 40 year old woman who's given birth several times over and they've probably named a few std's after you..disgusting pig
OP is a cum guzzling gutter slut.
Im in new yprk now. I just got back from houston
Good night life down there
2:57 me either, even though this shits getting pretty boring
1:13 AND 1:31 are funny motherfuckers.
Oregon is a temperate rain forest I go in the woods and cut the best trees in the country everyday next to Alaska anyway.
She said she is. Now leave
Let this dumb bitch get an STD..who the fuck gives a shit
This is probably a dude, fyi
I'M ITCHING MY BOOB RIGHT NOW
Ha ok whatever whoever beleives that Lorin is a man. And to all you dumb fucks who keep jerking off, get a life. And this is the real Lorin, so goodnight. <3
I've read this before
2:56 I'm thinkin henwas kidding... He wouldn't have said the fuck sheep otherwise
Who the FUCK would go to disney 26 times
12:19 not much what's up dawg
i love how half the people who read TFLN pretend to have moral standards. does it make you feel better to judge her? do you think that if this is a real post and you call her names/give her advice, she will suddenly 'see the light' and change her ways? this site is intended for ENTERTAINMENT. get a life and stop worrying about how others act.
What up I live in Raleigh downtown on glenwood
The south ain't shit
Ugh! What's the meaning of this text? Don't tell me this really happened? Did someone really crap a baloooooooga?
Your mother is heated.
Seriously if my boyfriend fucks you I just leave him.... No big deal! It would always be a big mistake with you. Next thing you know you will be one blown out nasty stinky 50 yr old single and lonely:( Seriously no valuble man would ever want someone who's slept with over 20 guys at 16... I've had my share and have tried telling boyfriends they don't want to know!
910 and i suck so much cock i am actually BLEEDING seamen at this point. i actually beat this girl. holllla.
Going to mt bachelor next week
U be a nympho I be a nympho
Shuttin shit down at da mawl
I think I'm more sickened by the 30 yr old fuckhead tribg to pick up 16yr olds on TFLN... Pretty fuckin nasty
You know, that girl up there, grindin the fucking stage, that's somebody's daughter.
sounds like this person would fuk a coffee table cause it has legs
Hey there need to be more girls like you
1:44....youre on here....you go get a life
Haha well played soviet Russia...well played
What a fucking whore.
2:42 yup, just you. If you love something, even disney, you go crazy for it. Very understandable
i don't know what's worse: the fact that i just read almost all of these posts, or that the 16 year old exists.
hey are there any 25-30 years in here that wanna hang out? I'm a predator
I'd do nothing for a Klondike bar cuz those things suck
Lorin weiners are ugly!!! And balls are smelly (all of them) don't say they aren't, espeacially after a night of dancing/work/exercising....
Wow. Too many effim losers on here at all hours of the morning. Don't stay up all night on tfln because u think that u have a life when u actually dont
2:20 get the FUCK off this website.
2:12 about gingers.... How?
2:03 whats that from?
I'll suck your moose knuckle
12:29 (The first one) Go somewhere else you whiny bitch. I wish I knew where you were so I could make you my fuckboy, Go intellectualize somewhere else Einstein.
I have no morals and I love this txt =]
Only steers an q......
Well, at least we know she's swallowing...
All the hoes on this site take note--this is what a true lady is and what u should all aspire to be.
Central Oregon has the best snowboarding in the country
Who's dick do you got to suck to get a Klondike bar?
Sophomore, are you trying to outslut Lorin? Slut stats please
1:19 then fuckin leave dipshiy
Sure hope it's the same guys dick, that way she can avoid a greater risk of stds
In Soviet Russia you let it bitch
2:29... Hi! It's me again :)! So ya must of fell the receiding hair column? Saggin sac? Or just a big stink ass hole?! Fuck you yellow eyes!
So 1:41 you must not be a 'respectable' person then, correct?
Got no ass obviously you got no English class... But as a matter of fact I got a lot of lovin from my sweet ass h.s. Big Johnny boyfriend and I broke it off after 4 yrs sick of his oldie but goodie. Bitch face oooo yeah
Now don't be making fun of the baby maker it's a beautiful thing you know!!! Hate to even bring it up
In such a unworthy conversation.
Think you can do some more?
Agreed, this is clearly a dude. Girls don't say this type of shit.
Nachos r delish im a fatty
Ok just to clarify for everyone I am "Lorin" and yes I am a man, that was fun:)
1124- hell yea girl. We gotta stick together.
11:32, learn how to type lol
2:19 what's wrong with typing 'beisbol'? You have some rage issues
1:40am #3 is definitley a huge whore
OP is def a dude. Sorry to spoil your fun.
What a fucking whore... Sweating semen? Are you blowing 5 guys at once at every hour of every day and swallowing? Skank...
Licked so much pussy I have to buy my toung cat food
hey this is a totally believeable text. stop being a downer.
Texas has big belt buckles
I could crap a baby balooga right now!
To the person who posted: BEISBOL, fuck you. Just fuck you.
1:37 maybe she just wanted some lovin don't judge her
Thank you to the first 1:14:) at least you are nice.
I actually feel sorry for misguided Lor.... I hope she really won't get STD's have babies or sleep with 30yr old creepers
LOLLLZZZ U WANN MY ADDRESSSS WE HAV THREESUMM
3:24 ..im russian. I hope your a girl. Yea we like sex alot but normal alot haha
Let's get some love for Texas
A REAL STATE BITCHES
No one cares about Oregon
1:49 makes me pissed to be a man. you are sick.
Please and Thankyou for not making babies!! We don't need anymore of you runnin around... History repeating
Wow 16 year old where do you live? You can show me just how slutty you are;)
This fucking app only talks about sluts sucking dick. Refund...
I agree stop getting on your knees
You can sweat semen
This conversation is much more tame than the ones earlier
Ur all soooo jealous that I have herpes and u don't!! I have it forever!! U can't have it you unslut!!!
16 year old: what kind of lube do you use? My pussy is all dried up. i thought with your knowledge I could get the right kind
i love sucking dick, goodbye
Wtf 11:37..shut the hell up you douche BOX!! HA!!
2:04. how r u so sure she is a girl?? no hollaa bitch
yoooo...! Durty Durham! This shit is vicky!!
p.s, north carolina is so classy!
Im a girl and I love giving head!! And im not a slut by any means. But I couldn't get enough of it after the first time I tried it. Making my guy feel good makes me feel amzing. Every girl should b a lady but then a freak in the sheets. Personal opinion lol
In Soviet Russia semen sweats out YOU
1:44 then that makes you a lame fuck too, right? Idiot
Lorin...stop eating my mother
No you can't pull a kidney lol
2:16 what are the mother of the group?
1:41 take it from yourself.... You are on here with your opinion and now you have something to say to me? Sounds like the BIG H word (Hypocrit)
I mean 1:14 I puked! Fucker!
1:23 this is Lorin, haha thank you:)
what girl would fucking refer to herself as a slut? disgusting
I agree with 10:12
@1:58 we've learned that Lorin is really a man and there is no hope for humanity. I'm moving to pandora!
bitch obviously got no ass in high school 1:41
your a frigging whore! get a life! brt you look good in herpes! :)
In soviet russia Russians hate you
I've spent way too much time on this. Bye y'all
Timberline has good snow, but there is nothing to do at night. Bachelor is close to Bend , pretty hoppin night life
2:28 who spells Johnny "Johnie"
I wish people like 2:01 would all get together and Fuck Eachother... I'm so sick of these sick freaks I seriously wish we could start a Mafia and get them all on any little suspician that they are sexually assaulting a child or any age victim.... 2:01 you are dead in my book!
hahahahah family guy :)
We all knew it was a man
It's pretty easy, nine this year and eleven my freshman year.
Haha oh it's possible:)
u can sweat semen? or is that the joke
Let's just say the 30 yr old male had the only and biggest Moose Knuckle ever seen!!! I seriously Pissed myself I laughed so hard. He said " Hi, I'm 33 and single" me at the time was like " I bet I know why." Bahahaha!!! Yeah so 16 year old suck a 30yr old moose knuckle!!!
Best text of the new year... So far.
ahahahaha 11:16 you made my life by saying that
These pretzels are making me thirsty
1:52 thank you for clarifying, that makes much more sense lol
2:49 about this convo being boring now- yeah and it kinda sucks.. I'm goin to bed
you sluts. Crackin me up
2:03 I think you just made Meg real happy thanks for sticking up for her
2:03..yo the 16 yr old slut was really a man..so no you aren't in the ballpark
I just wasted like half an hour reading this :(
@1:38 ONLY?? What the fuck???!
At 1:15. Ve the dirty cunt you are And suck this fat cock you stupid slut dirty Cunt.
Ahaha this whole thing makes me laugh. Hey misguided 16 year old whore, aka "Lorin" go get your tubes tied. PLEASE
When you are 16 you don't need lube, but the dumb girl will probably answer " spit". Now I'm just being gross
12:40 besides I'm just teasin you I'm not single I'm married but your gettin worked up over nothin the 16 year old girl here is probably a 40 year old man beatin off.
ouch even a slut turned you down
amen 12:37 (second) amen
lmao you may not be used up at the moment but give it a year.. hot dog down a hallway..
I'm sure you've heard that before..
Have fun being a 17 year old momma who has no idea who her baby daddy is. You'll end up on Maury with 53 dudes being tested and none of them will be the one who donated their sperm :)
Ha it's easy, act all sweet and innocent then be a total slut in bed:) and condoms were invented for the whole STD thing... So go suck a dick.
Um I'm pretty sure I'm a 16 year old girl. And 1:09, geez thanks, I'm sure your boyfriend can tell you all about it;) haha
i've sucked over 50 dicks, and I'm 18(:
910 right here. sucking cock all day... southern girls and yea nc girls at that really do suck dick good
I'm from nc and I usually suck my boyfiends dick once a day but I'm not a whore and I think this txt is hilarious!
My girlfriend would say something like this. Yay for me.
So many hoes. My iPhone did something productive. Hos
3:11 you prolly just want to get fucked by a dick hardcore
Yea im from east side nasshville tennesse. Dis the real hood. Niggaz be fuckin sheep
fake fo sho like most these txts
How I love the chapel hill area; you are representing girl
11:43 hit me up sweetheart!!!!
I vote we start yet a entire NEW conversation to add to this list
Disney world is scary!!!!!!
In Soviet Russia nut sweats you . Or something like that
texas is really shitty sry yall
2:03 family guy rocks how you quote something that long off the top of your head.
I would love Lorins tight pussy:) and honey, I'm a man not a silly little boy;)
Lorin is a bitch she sucked mydogs dick
can't we all just suck dicks and get along pleeease
I already have a great sex life with a great dude! Goin on 3yrs.... Can I still call you a 16 yr old tramp?! Ps.... He dosn't like 16yr olds..sorry:(
Too bad these girls can't love themselves enough without having to suck dick or fuck everything that breathes. As for guys wanting to fuck 16 year old girls....you need help. That's someones daughter.
I don't like black people.
And your number is??????
Typical north Carolina...no class
In soviet Russia disney sweats semen
expolding on my toilet bro
Hey..what are the soviet Russia things from?!
Ooooh don't even go there you do not want to sweat semen. It will clog your pores like a bitch! Not enough proactive in the world to heal that mess.
Lorin loves pussy too
@ 11:44 (1st) guess you were wrong..11:48 likes those std's..
Are you that desperate?
You are the winner of Klondike!! 2:43
Hahahahaahaha @ 2:11
I live with her and she let me cum all over her sweet ass
11:40 a womanizer Is a man
This getting really boring!
Probably some sand jockey.
Yea. Ufc ... Emilyenko fucks people up quick
You want head from a dog??? Whaaatt
I went to Texas last year and I can safely say it was the shittiest place I've ever been to
BITCH I AINT MAKIN BABIES
The scary thing is that I think I knw this girl...she sucked my dick too
I'm in the same boat
2:39 someone who doesn't live in Florida?
Johnnie too! Spell like that too!
Hey...when giving head, spit IS the best lube. Not gross.
It smells like up dog
That has to be the hottest thing I've ever heard
Any girl that likes sucking cock should get a gold star and any1 that gives a girl shit for doing it should be shot...and I'll put my name to that mike in the 718!!
Holy shit, insane amount of replies.
Op is a disgusting pig. Srsly wash ur cunt u whore
Damn I'm 15 and pretty damn hott I could get any guy I want And even I'm not dumb enough to have sex with anything with a dick and being a slut dosent make you atractive you'll never be anything in life there isn't a trophy for who has the most sex with the most guys you know what I hope you get raped by some crept old dude and end up dead in a ditch
I think a Russian bloke sent this
Yo soviet russia bitch, let it die
how can you give that a thumbs down, and she swallows
2:37 I've been there legit 26 times, fucking love it. Try Busch gardens, universal, or 6 flags
An 11 yr old? That's sick. Go cry to someone else about being scared to get caught.
I've been saying it was a man this whole time assholes!
@1:34, nope don't worry your a real, full blown slut
I am starting to wonder tho.... 16 year old slut girl is a 40 year old hairy chubby balding little wee wee man
12:32 makes me feel kinda proud of my age group
It's the 16 year old again, I would love to be your dirty little secret;) and older guys are better because they actually know how to make a girl feel good:) and I'm smart enough not to get pregnant. And I haven't fucked over 20 guys:)
Ah hahaha I know a girl like you...she's annoying and has zero self-confidence and it's sad to watch so grow up and get some self-confidence. You also like to think that you can steal any guy you can which is a pathetic cry for attention. Also, 12:05, you honestly think your wife won't want to fuck a hot younger guy eventually?
Wow I'd definitely bang the 16 year old. Stop being prude people.
This is an awesome text!
12:12 she wouldn't get raped, she would want it
Amen 4:00. Its Herpes for you, megaslut.
Aside from it's beauty Theres nothin to do
where I live in Oregon it's pretty boring but I've never been anywhere else but Utah and new Mexico but it's better here than either those places. I've never even been to central Oregon so I don't know anything about the snow boarding the other guys talking about but I know PFC gots slot goin on
Geez this girls not gonna change just let her be
Gingers smell like lorins vagina
1:16 you're a fat lonely old man, go grab a jar of pb and have your dog do it for you..
Leave Granma outta here!!! Fah Q for that!! And don't confuse me with the 16 yr old that's not me!
It smells like up dawg dog.
What's up dawg?
Nothin much bro what's up with you.
Lorin would you happen to be Lorin Sezer that goes to Middle Creek
Everyone from NC that I've ever met is a whore.
11:33 Jan 1st. LMAO.
What makes you assume the OP isn't talking one person? Has no one here had a partner and had sex every day with them?
New conversation starter.... What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
this shit is being difficult..i'm pushing
Do you guys honestly think gingers are hot or no? I don't think hair color matters...
What does your girlfriend think about all this?
oh the good old 919...being from the 336, i'm not surprised.
Why don't I ever meet this girl? Damn prudish people...
Beisbol ? What does that mean
This is most likely one of the most popular posts yet
This is turning into Jerry Springer..... Jerry Jerry Jerry
Lorin you're a disgrace to women
559 area code!!! doesn't end up on here much/:
Ha i'm the 16 year old slut. And yes I know what a condom is and how to use it, I would LOVE to hit all yall up, I could seduce your fiancé in five seconds, I'm not too young, I'm not a used up whore, and I don't want to change my ways, I love having guys burning up my phone;)
4:50 hell yeah!! You know we are!! Like I said before: dickham lolll;)
Why would you have sex with a sheep
Then go find a dog to slobber on it
2:46 uve never heard "luff" before?!
I think it's probably Idaho
2:21 continued.. The post about poop that is
What kind of girl likes to use the term "slut"? When did that stop being a bad thing to be labeled?...bitches like that just need to be put out of their misery and shot right between the eyes. Poor little girl never got any love from daddy...or too much when he was stickin' it up her ass.
2:05 if a girl asks you to cock her you cock her dammit!!!
Nymphomania. STD's. Yet quite entertaining conversations.
Lorin, you're disgusting. Goodnight
hey this is Lorin..confession time...im a man babyyyy
If the bitch calls herself a slut, then what else do you have to say
i hope this was only one guy. or youre a sluttttt
32 yr old 2:20! I'll be waiting with a baseball bat to beat you in the balls!!! Yeah get over it Needle Dick!
Yeah um so 1:51 is not me
Only a fake slut would be able to answer that question, (slut stats) a true slut simply cannot keep track of their sluttiness
where do i sign up and where does the line begin?
Ha, I knew the OP was talking about one person only. Good for you and your awesome sex life with your boyfriend girl! Any guy would die to be your boyfriend!
That's y you need to drink Gatorade to replenish all the salty nutrients that you lose while sweating.you go girl!
Ussr fell apart a long time ago haha
Ummm I'd open my freezer for one.... But that's about it
Dear bitch who wrote a dear men thing, go away
Yooo big Johnny he's a big bitch
People are so rude on here ha
So what have we learned in this group discussion?
Dear 16 yr old slut, I can't believe, with how F'd up you talk, that you would know to be responsible enough to know what a condom is or how it is used.....
Naw i aint hood. Im a russian from new york.
2:22 about Loren I agree.. Move on haha
2:09 only steers and
hahaha im 2:03 and that episode just popped in my head so i did a quick google search. i didnt read the entire thread, but i thought id get a few laughs out of this ridiculousness.
11:27, STFU!! You don't the damn person.
Nothing but a cum dumpster.
1143 was a boy trying to be funny
This is so trashy. Why do girls say stuff like this? It makes me ashamed to be a female. Keep it to yourself. No one wants to hear this. Not even your friends.
oh stop ppl ... ur not a whoree ahaha
And you girls wonder why guys treat you like crap when you do and say things like this.
Half this stuff has nothing to do with the original text..... This is more like a chat room
omg only 19 guys? you call yourself a slut?
not if you yourself are sixteen.
All you guys are a Buchanan of hornedogs. She's SIXTEEN!! That would be considered jail bait
11:52, because what girl doesn't like being able to get any guy she wants? And because I like sex;)
Slobber on your mom like corn on the cob
2:41 I'd bust you in the jaw for a Klondike bar. It's snowing here too btw
Lol. I think that the 'sluts' on here should just go get with someone else and the people who claim to be respectable persons should get of TFLN and do something with their lives, for God's sake. Ha, TFLN is all in good humor, and if you can't appreciate that then go blog about it somewhere else or something .
I'm 21 and i've slept with 37 different guys.. So yeah 19 seems average
This is my fav post ever!!!
Yea russiian girls look great long legs We do have some crocodiles but hey which country doesnt
3:05am no. Texas is full of inbreds
IT'S SNOWING! Got us a fuckin nor'eastah
1:09(second) Ima guess a slut
Ooo 919! my area code! Dickham lol (Durham)
i say that "16 year old girl" is actually a 20 something year old guy who thinks he is clever
All the ppl shouting "whore" should not be on this site in the first place
It's 20 degrees out and my nipples are hard
Nachos!!!! Count me in
Dear Men ages 19-35 and up! This message is for you : go take your receiding hairlines and wipe your asses with it. You obviously are rejects and have small Johnies.. It's not the young girls's problem so leave em the f alone!!! You saggin sac's you!
I've wasted 20% of my phone battery on this post
Lorin was so 45 min ago. Hahaha.
2:13 God just made it that way, that's how
The next person to type shit is a lame fuck.
Get off your ass and go do something with your life.
1:17 I just puked reading that!! You are twisted Fucker!
12:46! You are married and you are the one rubbin one off I just freakin know it! You are makin me wanna barf! I can just picture you with your maniac look and your grinding teeth hahhaha beating away.... Eeeewwwww haha
Keep up the good work!
Agree with 2:56. But I just can't leave . . .
There's no reason to type any of this but it happens lol
Ok so this is the 16 year old (btw my name is Lorin), psh and yeah spit is best:) and stf up you don't know me. And my pussy is tight thank you and why don't y'all just shut up and get laid.
12:34 I'm 25 5'6 190 pounds I'm solid muscle I dress wearing jordans IS's solos Nike nothin but nice shit
11:43 way to have confidence! You ever go for any older guys ( like 30)? ;)
op ur such a womanizerrr (;
919 ehhh! is this Vicki!
lmfao man, i love how people constantly talk shit about how tough they are, or how much game they have...haha its easy to do when your anonymous. fuckin hillarious. and babe, its quality not quantity...nobody likes a slut.
Ppl say sometimes that they pull a muscle. Can u pull a kidney?
Your name must be Brittany...
2:27 do me a favor a shove your reference up your ass
Ha ok sure I'm a fake slut, wow.
1:05am please don't ever try to make babies...
That's fucking gross
I wish i knew where u were
haha. sluts unitee!!!! lol(:
i bet you had a lot of dick but you never had mine
nice slut hope your proud of yourself
If ya ever in the 401 get at me
2:19 go drop the browns off at the superbowl
@2:08 IM A GINGER!! Yaaayyy ftw
Why would you want to give so many guys head?
Girls actually like, and think it's cool, to be a whore and put all those dicks in their mouths? Wow.
I've had a few stds...so you live and you learn..get over it
Oh yeah and 4:23 go to hell. You're probably a northern, the chicks who get laid are sweet southern girls. Go blow yourself.
Lorin i'm up for anything and I'm 17
19 guys don't love just one girl honey! And no guy loves a sophmore! Highschool realationships are learning experiences! And or one nighters
NOTHIN BUT NICE SHIT, 4 U SLUTS
Can I get my fuckin dollar back?
Everyone was trolled by the '16 year old', and I chuckled.
I'm not going to judge the whole sex part ... But seriously.... The 30yr old going after the 16 yr old Child???? Fuckin horse shit!
12:22. not a virgin anymoree(: so I will go suck a dick thi weekend okayy
11:06..yes it is. Thanks to whores
ok so u CANT sweat semen?
12:18 I'm 25 and married but if your hot you can be my dirty little secret.
fuck yes! thats why i love my state and i am reppin 919 NC! carolina girls really do suck cock the best, its a little known fact. pretty much all southern broads in general. dont get mad when your man gets taken... you northern yankee whore buckets yall.
I'm with 6:14 in that one.
Haha watchu mean you heard? Who doesnt like sex alot?
lets make a poll Who here is for homosexuality type 1 who is against it type 2
2:19 sounds like half of everyone I know. So maybe I know them. Hell ya
Second 2:01 what the hell, all you guys on here are sick fucks. First talking about that poor 16 year old girl, and now an 11 year old?!? Bless that childs poor heart.
Nymphos..... These posts are full of them
That's discusting. Have some self respect.
I like 16 year old pussy perfectly aged nice tight body and pussy some of us don't like stretched out cellulite bodies
Why is it that the most disgusting animals in this world are self-doubting, daddy-troubled, teenage girls? What a fuckin cunt. If i was your Dad, I would take you out back and fix the glitch "Old Yeller Style".
3:04 nah it's like 65 in my room but it's drafty cuz there's a snowstorm
Ohhhh loveeeeee = luff
2:05 hahahahaha thought a that too!!!
Oh boy this is starting to get heated
this is ridiculous you cant sweat semen
Wow ur a fucking whore
I inject battery acid into my balls and after the money shot their faces look like Seals'.
is anyone from da hood up in here
2:34 I just checked and u def didn't spell it like that
Yall just SHUT UP AND GET LAYED
16 is the perfect age;)
Haha youuu daaa hoeee
Hope everyone used protection or STDs are for sure going to be on the uprise
It smells like up dog.
3.47 get over yourself love
In Russia skanks are proud or you!!
Texas is brokeback as hell
Pretzels make me thirsty.
I fucked a 11 year old girl last night it was the
Tightest pussy I've ever had I've been scared she's goin to tell someone all day though I don't want to go to prison.
1:47 eh, I am. For the most part anyways. I didn't mean that the people on here ARENT respectable. I meant, the people 'gain confidence' and the 'don't be a slut' people are just wasting their time cause no one is gonna change their life over TFLN. lol. But I mean, I GUESS.
Stop saying this is a girl. It's a dude.. 100% guarantee
that's fckin hilarious
Is 15 too young? ;);)
God I am so proud of my area code <3
No thanks I prefer to judge people, you dumb bitch who I assume is ugly.
Gingers don't just have red hair...they are just...disgusting
Posters here seem to be segregated into the "yeah girl lets hook up", the "build some confidence" camp and the "yeah nothin wrong with free prostitution" camps. There's also the camp that just says "SLUT" over and over.
Lorin, what are your slut stats?
ha I think I know this girl!
Texas kills people like 2:01. :) Texas likes killing people. We have a judicial expressway for those sentenced to death so there is even less time dealing with the appeals. :)
People are rude??? Ya think so? Duh! Thanks Tips!!!
Okay 12:28 (dream lover you) when I was 16, I was at a bonfire some 30yrold in nut higher jeans hit on me and my friends and myself made a joke of the creeper all night! Still joke about that saggin sac to this day! I bet your kinda like that... At least that's how I picture you!
Sex is like the opposite of showing love..
Good ol Carolina girls...
Nashville??? BITCH that ain't no hood
Like OMG me tooooooooooooo!!! We should be BFFS!!! Like OMG! LoL. I luv you. Ttyl mah gurl. Yay!
thumbs up to be hott 11:43
It's kinda pissin' me off how all these times are the same.
Gingers are dirrrrrty whores
2:01 I am praying to all the Gods you choke on your shit and Die!!!!!! You have gone to far! And if I knew who you were and you were convicted I would shoot you on the balls and enjoy watching you die! I hope you fuckin rot in the sewer!
Ha no the sophomore is Lorin.
Ewww dirty ass bitches lol
In Soviet Russia semen sweats you!
haha. I'm not good at stories, was just wanting to proove a point
2:10 no, please don't listen to opinions on this website..
I recently measured my dick and it is 5.5 -6 inches is that bad
Ok one more fucking time, TEXAS
It smells like up dog.
Ha I'm 16 and I'll admit to being a slut. And ya know what, I can get any guy I want and steal any girls boyfriend I want so who has such a problem with being slutty? Get laid people.
Once I deepthroated so much I couldn't talk the next day.
That's so cool!!!......
I m sure your patrents are proud their daughter is a whore.
Yeah. Like THAT'S something to be proud of! SKANK!
I am a sophmore and slept with 19 different guys.... There are worse.
Ummmmm Dumb bitch below me who sucks her virgin boyfriend she said she was a slut so SUCK A DICK BIIIIIIIIIITCH
Wow everyone quit getting all bitchy. Y'all are just jealous that i'm 16 and hot and you are 40 and fat and dried up. And your 40 yr old husbands would LOVE me:)
Lorin you're a fucking inbred. He said man girl
Palease, I do respect myself, and I would rather have men hit on me than stupid little boys. And all you bitches need to just calm your shit.
No guy loves a sophomore? I love me some
I was just pointing out that dallas sucks balls. No need to get bitchy.
12:40 if you are asking me on a date, the answer is NO!
Lol...who hasn't been in this situation at least once??? ;)
Yea they are all of them!
Timberline is better than Bachelor
3:03 shut the fuck up with your Russia garbage
Lorin takes it up the butt from her daddeh
2:32 your name Johnny?! Huh? I spelled it jhonnie fucker!
2:33 it's pretzels ...
I like Texas..... Never been to Oregon
Honey I would love to get ahold of your 16 year old pussy;) you can be my slut:)
First 2:02am you southern white trash are so good at sucking dick because you get so much practice on daddy, uncle bill, grandpa, brothers, cousins. You're inbred, you HAVE to be good at it.
-northern yankee bitch
Let's hook up. Hmu