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  • im with a mormon and he is perfectly normal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:40am
  • I am with a mormon. sometimes it freaks me out he's mormon cuz i hear odd things about them. but he seems pretty normal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:10pm
  • 2:03 that is not true. You've never actually said that to a mormon have you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:51pm
  • 2:54-- i got my mormon education from south park. suck my balls lol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Oh I'm sorry 5:58, the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints. I could look it up...or just live it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:19am
  • 7:03 if you're talking about Trey Parker and Matt Stone -they are NOT mormon. And South Park got it right, dum dum dum dum DUMB --former mormon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:00pm
  • i attract the mormons too! wtf. too chaste for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:49am
  • i am mormon... south park is written by mormons and yes it is a church... church of jesus christ of latterday saints... and most of what ppl say are rumors... and trust me skinny tie doesnt mean skiny dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Same thing happens to me. I'm catholic, the only men I attract are protestants who really enjoy making priest child molestation jokes. :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Yeah, 3rd on the Catholics... It really sucks sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:49am
  • hahah. this is funny. attracting mormons isn't a bad thing. they're pretty damn hot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:00pm
  • 8:39 Please never breed. There are enough idiots in the human race already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:02pm
  • I seem to only attract Catholic chicks myself.... and I'm of a religion that's, uhhhh, the exact opposite of them. Oddly enough, Protestant chicks fucking hate me. What the Hell?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:39am
  • kinda funny that agnostics and atheists say goddammit when they're mad and OMG when they're cumming.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:06am
  • I seem to attract the nice ones without personalities. So yeah, Catholics. They lecture me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:29am
  • 3:23, that's funny, because i love this jokingly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:28am
  • Mmm Mormon boys are sexy. There is something sexy about how they are not allowed to do a lot of things. I enjoy it thoroughly when they stop by my house, those that are on their mission trips. Sexy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:21pm
  • 3:28AM, i'm still laughing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:27am
  • Mmm I love Mormon boys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:32am
  • I'm Norman but not attracted to Norman girls at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:19pm
  • I married a mormon! best sex EVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:56am
  • Haha "former Mormon"..? Are you just dying for attention or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:20am
  • 1:21, just remember: skinny tie, skinny dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:53pm
  • if you straight up just tell them.... the second you find out that there mormon ....that you cant get enough of a)sinning b) premarital sex or c) the devil....they leave you alone pretty quickly trust me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:03am
  • i feel like i just had a similar convo with my best friend...haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:28pm
  • 2:54, you mean the Mormon Cult. There is no church of Mormon. Look it up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:58pm
  • Lmao 3:24

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:11am
  • 5:58 your an idiot. it's called the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints. don't read anti Mormon literature to learn about mormonism.

    Submitted by janelle on May 10, 10 at 1:30am
  • there not morons you are .there just lookin to get an easy bang by a slow chich

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:39am
  • (12:54), if that's a joke, I definitely don't get it. Maybe ya'll should take some time to learn about the Mormon church, and although its funny, not just from South Park.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:54pm
  • if people that suck like you, don't you think that says something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:36am
  • TFLN makes me so proud to rep the 301. hahahahaha this is amaaaazing! Mormons... they have the best intentions, really... but they're just so... weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:43pm
  • ohh somd, i miss you. haha. i hope you get another denomination hooked on you soon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:59am
  • I can't seem to get this Mormon boy to leave me alone! Fortunately, I don't think he follows all their rules so if I ever get really horny, I know who to turn to...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:07am
  • 2:51 you bet your balls ive said that to a mormon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:23pm
  • haha I love this seriously!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:23am
  • I think you meant "Morons." There is no such church as "The Mormons."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:54pm
  • God is cock blocking you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:24pm
  • 22:06 Agnostics say that because it is a lot shorter than "godwhohasevidencesupportingbutnotconfirmeddammit" and "Oh my god who may or may not exist."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 8:14pm