Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
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im with a mormon and he is perfectly normal.
I am with a mormon. sometimes it freaks me out he's mormon cuz i hear odd things about them. but he seems pretty normal
2:03 that is not true. You've never actually said that to a mormon have you?
2:54-- i got my mormon education from south park. suck my balls lol!
Oh I'm sorry 5:58, the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints.
I could look it up...or just live it...
7:03 if you're talking about Trey Parker and Matt Stone -they are NOT mormon. And South Park got it right, dum dum dum dum DUMB
i am mormon... south park is written by mormons and yes it is a church... church of jesus christ of latterday saints... and most of what ppl say are rumors... and trust me skinny tie doesnt mean skiny dick
i attract the mormons too! wtf. too chaste for me.
Same thing happens to me. I'm catholic, the only men I attract are protestants who really enjoy making priest child molestation jokes. :/
Yeah, 3rd on the Catholics... It really sucks sometimes.
this is funny. attracting mormons isn't a bad thing. they're pretty damn hot!
I seem to only attract Catholic chicks myself.... and I'm of a religion that's, uhhhh, the exact opposite of them.
Oddly enough, Protestant chicks fucking hate me. What the Hell?
8:39 Please never breed. There are enough idiots in the human race already.
kinda funny that agnostics and atheists say goddammit when they're mad and OMG when they're cumming.
I seem to attract the nice ones without personalities. So yeah, Catholics. They lecture me.
Mmm I love Mormon boys
3:23, that's funny, because i love this jokingly.
Mmm Mormon boys are sexy. There is something sexy about how they are not allowed to do a lot of things. I enjoy it thoroughly when they stop by my house, those that are on their mission trips. Sexy.
i'm still laughing.
I'm Norman but not attracted to Norman girls at all
I married a mormon! best sex EVER.
Haha "former Mormon"..? Are you just dying for attention or something?
1:21, just remember: skinny tie, skinny dick.
if you straight up just tell them.... the second you find out that there mormon ....that you cant get enough of a)sinning b) premarital sex or c) the devil....they leave you alone pretty quickly trust me
i feel like i just had a similar convo with my best friend...haha
2:54, you mean the Mormon Cult. There is no church of Mormon. Look it up!
5:58 your an idiot. it's called the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints. don't read anti Mormon literature to learn about mormonism.
there not morons you are .there just lookin to get an easy bang by a slow chich
if people that suck like you, don't you think that says something?
(12:54), if that's a joke, I definitely don't get it.
Maybe ya'll should take some time to learn about the Mormon church, and although its funny, not just from South Park.
TFLN makes me so proud to rep the 301. hahahahaha this is amaaaazing! Mormons... they have the best intentions, really... but they're just so... weird.
ohh somd, i miss you. haha. i hope you get another denomination hooked on you soon.
2:51 you bet your balls ive said that to a mormon
I think you meant "Morons." There is no such church as "The Mormons."
haha I love this seriously!
I can't seem to get this Mormon boy to leave me alone! Fortunately, I don't think he follows all their rules so if I ever get really horny, I know who to turn to...
God is cock blocking you.
22:06 Agnostics say that because it is a lot shorter than "godwhohasevidencesupportingbutnotconfirmeddammit" and "Oh my god who may or may not exist."