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  • 91 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:54pm

    So, this one time, I went to class, and I learned how to spell words like "sea," and I ended up winning the 1st grade spelling bee. -White Guy

  • 78 62
    Submitted by DasZwerg on Apr 27, 10 at 11:45am

    "get a brains moran!" lmfao

  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:10am

    Learn how to spell SLUT

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:15am

    Oh God. This is why humanity is fucked... Sea sea sea.

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:35am

    wow jump off a bridge

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:52am

    I'm a motherfucking gayfish. It's aight gurl. I'm a fish yo.

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:55pm

    Thank you 11:24! I was just about to say...

  • 73 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:35pm

    9:11 ... When my ex wife cheated on me during my Deployment my friend said "they're are plenty of fish in the sea... But you're not in the sea. You're in the desert. Alone." ....

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:11am

    My friend told me there were plenty of fish left in the sea after I broke up with my girlfriend. I said " I know, but it's not the smell I miss!"

  • 75 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:25pm

    What the fuck is so special about being first? get a life

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:08am

    having a cig after sex feels so good

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:40am

    Sea you suck at spelling fuck you

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:37am

    Nobody ever said sluts were smart.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by A_Puffy_Cheeto on May 25, 11 at 11:01am

    The English language crits you for 50k...you die

  • 68 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:36pm

    235. Marrrrrry meeeeeeeee

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:21am

    As an RA at a freshmen dorm for 4 years this should have been my moto.

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:57pm

    This definitely isn't a thinking man's website and usually I expect spelling errors rather than being surprised by them, but see? Really? Please tell me this was a misstroke of the keys....

  • 61 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:13am

    White guy!!! I <3 you - Chad