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  • So, this one time, I went to class, and I learned how to spell words like "sea," and I ended up winning the 1st grade spelling bee. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:54pm
  • "get a brains moran!" lmfao

    Submitted by DasZwerg on Apr 27, 10 at 11:45am
  • Oh God. This is why humanity is fucked... Sea sea sea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:15am
  • wow jump off a bridge

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:35am
  • Learn how to spell SLUT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:10am
  • I'm a motherfucking gayfish. It's aight gurl. I'm a fish yo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:52am
  • Thank you 11:24! I was just about to say...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:55pm
  • having a cig after sex feels so good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:08am
  • 9:11 ... When my ex wife cheated on me during my Deployment my friend said "they're are plenty of fish in the sea... But you're not in the sea. You're in the desert. Alone." ....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:35pm
  • The English language crits you for 50k...you die

    Submitted by A_Puffy_Cheeto on May 25, 11 at 11:01am
  • Nobody ever said sluts were smart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:37am
  • My friend told me there were plenty of fish left in the sea after I broke up with my girlfriend. I said " I know, but it's not the smell I miss!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:11am
  • 235. Marrrrrry meeeeeeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:36pm
  • This definitely isn't a thinking man's website and usually I expect spelling errors rather than being surprised by them, but see? Really? Please tell me this was a misstroke of the keys....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:57pm
  • As an RA at a freshmen dorm for 4 years this should have been my moto.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:21am
  • What the fuck is so special about being first? get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:25pm
  • White guy!!! I <3 you - Chad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:13am
  • Sea you suck at spelling fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:40am