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  • 36 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:02pm
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    11:09, The USA definitely DOES NOT have the best healthcare system in the world. Also, the economy started going ass up whilst Bush was president. I think someone needs to pay a little more attention to current affairs.

  • 30 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:36pm
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    12:31, that is why i said make breakfast. Pancakes, bacon and eggs, variously filled crepes, or for bad sex, cereal.

  • 31 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:31am
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    Woah 11:09 slow your roll with the whole "greatest healtcare system in the world" nonsense. I think you should heed your own words regarding taking your head out of your ass.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:21pm
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    12:10 don't have a job? that would be my guess cause you have all day to post the same thing over and over...

  • 24 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:33pm
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    11:55 - Canadian healthcare is not free. Canadians are taxed up the ass to pay for it. And quite frankly, it's a shit system anyways filled with massive waits for everything. What the fuck, why is this website filled with losers who want to annonymously rant about politics!?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:14pm
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    3:08 - where's your logic that most of the people that elected Obama are uneducated? Because one person misspelled a word? Sounds like false logic to me. Go back to school.

  • 23 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:31pm
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    I have the day off for skydiving classes. :D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:08pm
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    @1:33 - Yes, I suppose you could say the majority of people like Obama (based on the fact that he was elected), but you should also mention that most of those people spell the same way you do: uneducated.

  • 19 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:26pm
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    i don't really understand why politics were brought up when this text has nothing to do with it. it's about a girl fucking someone and then rolling out like a good slut.

  • 20 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:47pm
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    It's hell taking over. Why so suprised?

  • 18 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:07pm
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    i like this guy, and im a girl

  • 20 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:05am
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    why do i feel like this text is from a girl talking about a girl she hates?

  • 17 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:22pm
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    3:08, if you're going to be a nit-picky prick about it, it should be 'uneducatedly'. I'm not even sure if that's a word but you'd need to use an adverb to describe the verb 'spell', not an adjective. Adjectives are for nouns.

  • 21 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:19pm
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    110 is a piece of trash. go off yourself, you should've been swallowed.

  • 18 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:32pm
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    word up 126, damn skeezers need to know their place - after sex you bounce out of the place, no cuddling

  • 16 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:52am
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    i think this text was from a chick

  • 18 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:47pm
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    Yeah, you just need to kick her out. The first time will be tough, but she'll adapt.

  • 18 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:24pm
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    I blame the economy on Barney Frank, and Chris Dodd trying to artificially stimulate the housing market. This resulted in the bank collapse...

  • 15 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:32am
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    574? This has to be about Nancy.... LOL

  • 16 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:26pm
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    Fuck all politicians. Every single one of them. And not in the fun way. Back on point, I stay because I like to make people breakfast. Or have stayed. Not recently.

  • 21 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:11pm
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    Obama is an abomination to the presidential office. Especially to the Constitution, so was the last president. Colin Powell for the win!

  • 20 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:33am
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    FYI 11:09 the US healthcare system is ranked 38th in the world. FTW

  • 19 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:06pm
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    3:08 here A. "Uneducatedly" is not a word. B. I wasn't using "uneducated" to describe "spell", Read the sentence, it was describing people. C. There is nothing wrong with my sentence structure. As for you 3:34, your retort is both pathetic and irrelevant.

  • 22 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:10pm
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    obama blows... the reason we are america is beause of our health system. this is f'in america people.. i think the health care system should stay the way it is.. plus i hate having a muslim monkey for a president

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:46pm
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    Stop being a whiney bitch OP. You want her to leave, tell her to leave. Or stop sleeping with her you slut.

  • 16 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:30pm
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    No, the logic is that most of the people that voted for Obama are uneducated. The spelling issues from the Obama supporter just helps prove the theory. Secondly, it's my opinion, not false logic. I simply draw conclusions from the patterns I see. You are entitled to do the same.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:18pm
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    4:06 needs to get a fucking life. just because you have no friends to talk to irl doesnt mean you can take out your frustrations online. go get laid. also, you're a fucking idiot if you think it's wrong for uneducated people to vote. if people in this country are uneducated then it's the government's fault for having a shitty education system. you can't let the upper class rule the country, cunt.

  • 14 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 7:31pm
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    get it 5:33! its annoying!

  • 14 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:33pm
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    obama won.. which means a majoraty of people love him.

  • 20 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:33am
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    why can't obama leave like a normal slut?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:43pm
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    kick that bitch obama out.... send him back to chicago...

  • 12 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:15pm
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    kick the bitch out.. set her straight.

  • 23 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:09am
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    Who said I love Bush? Obama is destroying the greatest healthcare system in the world, and destroying our economy, and pissing on the constitution... sounds like you are one of those liberal potheads that love to censor the truth... take your head out of that hole and open your eyes...

  • 20 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:03am
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    10:57 is an obama supporter.... FAIL... haha he is the worst president ever!!!

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