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  • It's good if she wants to suck it like one of those beer-holding hats.

    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Jul 6, 12 at 10:50am
  • If your cock is a hat that means your balls must be in her mouth. Sounds like a win.

    Submitted by MissCandy on Jul 6, 12 at 6:59pm
  • At least your dick will be near her face?

    Submitted by heylena on Jul 8, 12 at 11:27am
  • Only if the rest of you is still attached.

    Submitted by rimmion on Jul 6, 12 at 9:35pm
  • Cock hats have really come back in style lately.. I'm really excited about it!!

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jul 7, 12 at 1:56am
  • roman helmet!

    Submitted by Xenix47 on Jul 6, 12 at 12:42pm
  • Run away!!!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 6, 12 at 5:23pm
  • It rubs the lotion on its skin...

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 9, 12 at 12:28am
  • I've heard of "wearing a girl's ass as a hat" meaning eating her out, so maybe it means she wants to eat out his ass?

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 26, 12 at 11:27pm
  • like wearing the head as a tiny beret? Just because a sentance has the word cock in it doesnt make it sexy but I think she gets points for trying the dirty talk till she figures out what works for you. It can be like standing alone in a dark, cold scary field alone waiting to know if your text was just freaky enough or if the person will run screaming

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 7, 12 at 2:31am
    • It's the baby bear thing, this text is too prudish, this text is too freaky, this text is just right.

      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 7, 12 at 2:33am
    • your that guy who typically ends most conversation as people slowly start walking away one by one. aren't your?

      Submitted by Indyphil on Jul 7, 12 at 7:41pm