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  • 64 41
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Jul 6, 12 at 10:50am

    It's good if she wants to suck it like one of those beer-holding hats.

  • 59 36
    Submitted by MissCandy on Jul 6, 12 at 6:59pm

    If your cock is a hat that means your balls must be in her mouth. Sounds like a win.

  • 39 29
    Submitted by heylena on Jul 8, 12 at 11:27am

    At least your dick will be near her face?

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Xenix47 on Jul 6, 12 at 12:42pm

    roman helmet!

  • 42 43
    Submitted by rimmion on Jul 6, 12 at 9:35pm

    Only if the rest of you is still attached.

  • 40 42
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jul 7, 12 at 1:56am

    Cock hats have really come back in style lately.. I'm really excited about it!!

  • 36 41
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 9, 12 at 12:28am

    It rubs the lotion on its skin...

  • 37 47
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 6, 12 at 5:23pm

    Run away!!!

  • 22 22
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 26, 12 at 11:27pm

    I've heard of "wearing a girl's ass as a hat" meaning eating her out, so maybe it means she wants to eat out his ass?

  • 33 49
    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 7, 12 at 2:31am

    like wearing the head as a tiny beret? Just because a sentance has the word cock in it doesnt make it sexy but I think she gets points for trying the dirty talk till she figures out what works for you. It can be like standing alone in a dark, cold scary field alone waiting to know if your text was just freaky enough or if the person will run screaming

    • 31 38
      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 7, 12 at 2:33am

      It's the baby bear thing, this text is too prudish, this text is too freaky, this text is just right.

    • 30 41
      Submitted by Indyphil on Jul 7, 12 at 7:41pm

      your that guy who typically ends most conversation as people slowly start walking away one by one. aren't your?

      • 31 34
        Submitted by Indyphil on Jul 7, 12 at 7:42pm

        you're / you... damn phone