That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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It's good if she wants to suck it like one of those beer-holding hats.
If your cock is a hat that means your balls must be in her mouth. Sounds like a win.
At least your dick will be near her face?
Only if the rest of you is still attached.
Cock hats have really come back in style lately.. I'm really excited about it!!
It rubs the lotion on its skin...
I've heard of "wearing a girl's ass as a hat" meaning eating her out, so maybe it means she wants to eat out his ass?
like wearing the head as a tiny beret? Just because a sentance has the word cock in it doesnt make it sexy but I think she gets points for trying the dirty talk till she figures out what works for you. It can be like standing alone in a dark, cold scary field alone waiting to know if your text was just freaky enough or if the person will run screaming
It's the baby bear thing, this text is too prudish, this text is too freaky, this text is just right.
your that guy who typically ends most conversation as people slowly start walking away one by one. aren't your?
you're / you... damn phone