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  • 80 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:54pm

    I would have sliced it up into wedge shape pieces

  • 75 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:06pm

    hahah its not like ppl know who u are

  • 68 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:31am

    Where's pretzel guy? Pretzel guy would've turned it into pretzels, which would have made everyone thirsty.

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:33pm

    It's funny.. don't be hatin!

  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:36pm

    Agreement on the funniness. Sounds like a scene from Mallrats, only better.

  • 68 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:02pm

    This is stupid, but funny because it's a "you have to be there" kind of moment,

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:07am

    Apparently you all don't get it....this is hilarious :)

  • 67 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:36pm

    the OP should have thrown their phone on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into a funny TFLN"..........if that were possible

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:08pm

    Terribly unfunny. Boo.

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:38pm

    the best part was wne nobody gives a fuck...

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:04pm

    Nobody ever texted this... Fake as hell. Copy/paste this until tfln goes back to the old days of real texts and real mods, not just the friends of the staff.

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:34am

    the guy was so messed up he was like "heres the money, now buy me a pizza " cause hes too messed up to call the pizzaman and order one

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:13pm

    I read this and it sounded VERY familiar! DAMNIT KERRI STOP TEXTING ABOUT THE STUPID SHIT THAT I DO OR I AM GOING TO QUIT PUTTING OUT!!!!!

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:49pm

    At the end of this text you should've said 'and then I found 5 dollars'. Because then it would have been somewhat interesting

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:58am

    Man, I have got to use this line next time I get drunk.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:00pm

    I thought it was funny.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:11pm

    I too thought it was funny.