the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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I would have sliced it up into wedge shape pieces
This is stupid, but funny because it's a "you have to be there" kind of moment,
hahah its not like ppl know who u are
Agreement on the funniness. Sounds like a scene from Mallrats, only better.
Where's pretzel guy? Pretzel guy would've turned it into pretzels, which would have made everyone thirsty.
It's funny.. don't be hatin!
the best part was wne nobody gives a fuck...
Nobody ever texted this... Fake as hell. Copy/paste this until tfln goes back to the old days of real texts and real mods, not just the friends of the staff.
At the end of this text you should've said 'and then I found 5 dollars'. Because then it would have been somewhat interesting
the guy was so messed up he was like "heres the money, now buy me a pizza " cause hes too messed up to call the pizzaman and order one
the OP should have thrown their phone on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into a funny TFLN"..........if that were possible
Terribly unfunny. Boo.
I read this and it sounded VERY familiar! DAMNIT KERRI STOP TEXTING ABOUT THE STUPID SHIT THAT I DO OR I AM GOING TO QUIT PUTTING OUT!!!!!
Apparently you all don't get it....this is hilarious :)
I too thought it was funny.
I thought it was funny.
Man, I have got to use this line next time I get drunk.