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You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
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so I'm guess this is a text from a 16 y/o whore to a 21+? Ha. Skanks.
hahhaaahahaa skanks.
12:18, they weren't people worth having around anyways.
Good ol' Iowa keeping it real.
Nakedness is just a bargaining tool. Everybody has done something skanky for free liquor before.
11:11 if there's not, turn around a play in the mud! oh!
are you "accidentally" also a fat, skanky seahag?
i agree with 905 this is an amazing text
My group calls them "Sea Donkeys."
There's the rest of the world and then there's Iowa.love!
I think it's kinda cute...
11:21 - i have heard and told that joke before. be careful. you can lose friends.
10:02: if there's grass on the field, play ball.
I honestly think I could have participated in this text, either that or great minds think alike
hahahaha iowa has low standards...I'm sure this guy is excited to get with something besides a farm animal.
jeeez...how easy can you be? have some self respect
1:40, like i said, they were't people worth having around anyways.
idiots. who cares. highschool kids have all the fun these days.
hahahaha. I'm from iowa and I can think of about twenty guys that were in my graduating class that could have easily been in this situation with twenty skanky little highschool girls from my hometown. Gotta love Iowa, fuckin' skanks.
Classic group skinny dipping plan!
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