You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
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My group calls them "Sea Donkeys."
so I'm guess this is a text from a 16 y/o whore to a 21+? Ha. Skanks.
12:18, they weren't people worth having around anyways.
i agree with 905 this is an amazing text
11:21 - i have heard and told that joke before.
be careful. you can lose friends.
are you "accidentally" also a fat, skanky seahag?
11:11 if there's not, turn around a play in the mud! oh!
There's the rest of the world and then there's Iowa.love!
Good ol' Iowa keeping it real.
hahahaha iowa has low standards...I'm sure this guy is excited to get with something besides a farm animal.
I think it's kinda cute...
jeeez...how easy can you be? have some self respect
Nakedness is just a bargaining tool. Everybody has done something skanky for free liquor before.
Classic group skinny dipping plan!
idiots. who cares. highschool kids have all the fun these days.
10:02: if there's grass on the field, play ball.
hahahaha. I'm from iowa and I can think of about twenty guys that were in my graduating class that could have easily been in this situation with twenty skanky little highschool girls from my hometown. Gotta love Iowa, fuckin' skanks.
1:40, like i said, they were't people worth having around anyways.
I honestly think I could have participated in this text, either that or great minds think alike