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(210): View more from Texas

Road construction signs are deceptively heavy

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(416): View more from Toronto

I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin

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(480): View more from Arizona

I had to brake up with him.

(602): View more from Arizona

In my experience drinking helps.

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You dont want to know why?

(602): View more from Arizona

Not really. I want to drink.

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(509): View more from Washington

Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.

(406): View more from Montana

Hospital.

(509): View more from Washington

I am invincible.

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(740): View more from Ohio

He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"

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(216): View more from Ohio

I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.

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(315): View more from New York

Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride

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