my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
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everyone knows there is a no farting zone at the beginning of the relationship! rookie mistake.
Agreed. Keep it classy VA.
703 - man up. It's hillarious :)
So... that thing that my friend told me about girls pooping cupcakes and farting rainbows... not true? ... ... What the fuck.
someone lied to you.
Tysons area/ falls church is best part of northenbva
I am from 540 and I live in Harrisonburg, not many Rednecks there
Little do you know... It does mean exactly that
I took a shit on a black guys chest in west Virginia... And I'm a guy..
um... for the people on the top of the list... 540 is the girl and 703 is the guy. 703 is mostly fairfax and loudon counties...which are the exact opposite of redneck :)
The only legit part of VA is Nothrern VA
Obviously not a Hokie, you should try Blacksburg.
im sad this came from my area code :(
wow usually its the guy who breaks the fart barrier but not right away...
11:12, you dumbfuck, 703 is the guy, 540 is the girl.
Which makes this post epically more gross.
Gotta give it to 11:42... Nova is the best part of va
I would marry that girl...shes awesome
pretty sure this is my sister
11:44; Shut the fuck up. 540 is not redneck. Try going to North Carolina or anything below it.
Very few of you fuck stains can even spell "northern" so why would anyone want to live there?
I have a fantasy about fucking exotic animals with my friends in front of my mom \nIs that normal puberty stuff?
That's not all she's gagging on
whoever said spotsy represent go kill yourself sposty is the biggest shithole of rednecks besides like euporia in virginia
i live in northern va. if you drank the water around here youd gag off your own farts, too.
hahahahhahahah 703 right heeeeeerrreeee
540! Spotsylvania respresent! I know it's northern Virginia but Spotsy is where I'm from
October 18, 2009 11:12PM: she's the one from the red neck area, he's the 703, hence the 'YOU are now MY girlfriend.."
Area code 540 is stafford va which mainly consists of redneck savages and 703 is northern virginia
4:11pm WHAT THE FUCK
THANK YOU 7:0! jesus christ people
you won't gag if you take it in the face you'll just have trouble seeing...........in the face
Virginia is filled with rednecks and hookers
I live in the 540 too. Ewh, but hahahahhaha.
I am 540 and I am very embarrassed to be right now!
Ha ha ha that is sooooo funny!!!!!
540 is most of virginia. thats my area code and i dont live anywhere near stafford, but it makes me sick to think that some chick lives in my state and says crap like that. ew
Fuck u 346 I live in ga and we don't have to many rednecks
hahahahaahahahahaaaaaa this is probably the funniest thing ever
A 703 girl would never date a 540 redneck... The area codes must have been switched
thank god theres someone wih a whit of class.
id dump that white trash garbage asap.
you want that for a girlfriend?
Wow ur an idiot 11:35 seriously I think what 11:12 was trying to say was that it would make more sense if some reneck from 540 said something that gross not someone from nova
I think it's hilarious.
thats some stafford shit right there brahh
This cracks me up. My best friend is exactly like this. We actually pic message our shits to each other...
We're both chicks.
Central VA is very legit
what has the world gone to?
Maybe it's two girls???
Virginia sucks in general
actually 540 is the area code for alot of the western part of va...not just stafford area. 703 is northern va
Everyone knows you say that on a second date basis
way to rep VA.. :/
434 here wanting to be in 703..and my girlfriend is in 703. which also makes 703 even better than central va
540 is not necessarily redneck, idiots. Uggghh.
thats gross in any area code, who cares where theyre from.
I have a 540 area code and i'm from loudoun county. That's basically as northern as you can get.
These people have to be going to Tech...
nova is NOT the only legit part of va
In 9 months I've only farted in front of my boyfriend once, and that was 100% by accident.
Haha epic fail other anonymouses. I was the first of first. (: