my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
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everyone knows there is a no farting zone at the beginning of the relationship! rookie mistake.
Agreed. Keep it classy VA.
703 - man up. It's hillarious :)
I am from 540 and I live in Harrisonburg, not many Rednecks there
So... that thing that my friend told me about girls pooping cupcakes and farting rainbows... not true? ... ... What the fuck.
someone lied to you.
Tysons area/ falls church is best part of northenbva
The only legit part of VA is Nothrern VA
Obviously not a Hokie, you should try Blacksburg.
Little do you know... It does mean exactly that
wow usually its the guy who breaks the fart barrier but not right away...
im sad this came from my area code :(
Very few of you fuck stains can even spell "northern" so why would anyone want to live there?
Gotta give it to 11:42... Nova is the best part of va
um... for the people on the top of the list... 540 is the girl and 703 is the guy. 703 is mostly fairfax and loudon counties...which are the exact opposite of redneck :)
11:12, you dumbfuck, 703 is the guy, 540 is the girl.
Which makes this post epically more gross.
I have a fantasy about fucking exotic animals with my friends in front of my mom \nIs that normal puberty stuff?
I took a shit on a black guys chest in west Virginia... And I'm a guy..
I live in the 540 too. Ewh, but hahahahhaha.
pretty sure this is my sister
4:11pm WHAT THE FUCK
I would marry that girl...shes awesome
That's not all she's gagging on
whoever said spotsy represent go kill yourself sposty is the biggest shithole of rednecks besides like euporia in virginia
Virginia is filled with rednecks and hookers
11:44; Shut the fuck up. 540 is not redneck. Try going to North Carolina or anything below it.
i live in northern va. if you drank the water around here youd gag off your own farts, too.
THANK YOU 7:0! jesus christ people
540! Spotsylvania respresent! I know it's northern Virginia but Spotsy is where I'm from
Area code 540 is stafford va which mainly consists of redneck savages and 703 is northern virginia
what has the world gone to?
hahahahhahahah 703 right heeeeeerrreeee
Ha ha ha that is sooooo funny!!!!!
you won't gag if you take it in the face you'll just have trouble seeing...........in the face
I have a 540 area code and i'm from loudoun county. That's basically as northern as you can get.
October 18, 2009 11:12PM: she's the one from the red neck area, he's the 703, hence the 'YOU are now MY girlfriend.."
I am 540 and I am very embarrassed to be right now!
thats some stafford shit right there brahh
way to rep VA.. :/
thank god theres someone wih a whit of class.
id dump that white trash garbage asap.
you want that for a girlfriend?
I think it's hilarious.
Maybe it's two girls???
Wow ur an idiot 11:35 seriously I think what 11:12 was trying to say was that it would make more sense if some reneck from 540 said something that gross not someone from nova
hahahahaahahahahaaaaaa this is probably the funniest thing ever
Fuck u 346 I live in ga and we don't have to many rednecks
Virginia sucks in general
540 is most of virginia. thats my area code and i dont live anywhere near stafford, but it makes me sick to think that some chick lives in my state and says crap like that. ew
Central VA is very legit
Everyone knows you say that on a second date basis
A 703 girl would never date a 540 redneck... The area codes must have been switched
540 is not necessarily redneck, idiots. Uggghh.
This cracks me up. My best friend is exactly like this. We actually pic message our shits to each other...
We're both chicks.
thats gross in any area code, who cares where theyre from.
434 here wanting to be in 703..and my girlfriend is in 703. which also makes 703 even better than central va
actually 540 is the area code for alot of the western part of va...not just stafford area. 703 is northern va
In 9 months I've only farted in front of my boyfriend once, and that was 100% by accident.
nova is NOT the only legit part of va
These people have to be going to Tech...
Haha epic fail other anonymouses. I was the first of first. (: