did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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I wonder if u will poop purple too
pseudomonas bacteria smells like grapes. looks like someone has a UTI :)
interesting girl. She goes drinking and passes out and is only wondering if someone stuffed markers up her twat. I guess drinking, passing out and leaving her pussy with an "open for action" sign is normal
Least she didn't wipe back to front. Then it would have wiped brown and smelled like shit
could have left the cap on. lol
Why did you smell it?
Hey, I'm judging you because I don't approve of your vices even though I read TFLN. I'm so lonely.
i think Frankenberry went down on you
1:05- If you wiped and saw there was something purple in your vag, you'd smell it too. Don't act like you wouldn't
Ohh! I have a sour grape lube that would cause this!
Of course it's in DC.
o.O what the...O.O thats fucking awesome...
perhaps a grape popsicle?
that would be a grape flavored my dear, u were violated with something much diff than a marker lol
How can this not be a good night?
Ha dc\nProlly Michelle obama
at least you weren't violated in a different way with that marker. You'd be shitting purple.
5:42 Oh fuck off, it was probably a friends idea of a practical joke. Be a kill-joy elsewhere.
You're "open for action"
uhhhhh... no words...
a practical joke would be to shove a marker covered with tabasco sauce in that cooter. She won't be passed out for long...
That would be stupid.
If u smell ur used toliet paper their is obviously something wrong
She really doesn't sound pissed like she ought to be!
The text back should have read : Nope you violated yourself with the marker. You said you wanted to taste like the rainbow.
she's probably used to finding unusual things in her snatch. Someday she'll find a baby -- and she won't know how it got there
... just wipe a bit further back? Then you'll be at the bottom of it...
That's ridiculously awesome!
Why would you smell purple stuff you wiped up off your vag?