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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:40pm

    jesus would tear that shit up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:53am

    No, but he'd pop that tart!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:11am

    Jesus doesn't even believe in pop tarts.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:26pm

    jesus wouldn't let you know he stole them. he'd put on his poker face

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    Submitted by axe54 on Jul 3, 10 at 12:43am

    Cause I'm fuckin hungry

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:08am

    I WANT A POPTART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:51pm

    That is only because they did not have poptarts in Jesus' day. If they did he totally would have.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:53pm

    BECAUSE I AM CLEARLY NOT JESUS.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:29am

    jesus would definately steal poptarts if he got wasted and stumbled into a wawa at 2am

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 10 at 1:54am

    Because pop tarts weren't around during the time of Christ. If they had been, he definitely would have stolen all that he could.

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    Submitted by haylo334 on May 12, 10 at 5:15pm

    lmao agreed

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:00am

    If Jesus can make water into wine, does that mean he was friends with a lot of drunks?

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    Submitted by rg8 on Mar 20, 11 at 12:44am

    Jesus would slap a hoe.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:05pm

    Haha some kid stole another kids pop tart at school and he smashed his face in. It was intense.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:32pm

    What would jesus do? lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:07am

    'cause I'm drunk and I don't save lives for free

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:05pm

    OMGZ... Seriously, steal poptarts from the wawa... then BREAK BOTTLES BEHIND THAT SHIT!

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    Submitted by Dsapeer on Mar 27, 12 at 3:40pm

    Jesus is a fairy tale.