Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
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Jesus doesn't even believe in pop tarts.
No, but he'd pop that tart!
jesus would tear that shit up
I WANT A POPTART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jesus wouldn't let you know he stole them. he'd put on his poker face
BECAUSE I AM CLEARLY NOT JESUS.
jesus would definately steal poptarts if he got wasted and stumbled into a wawa at 2am
That is only because they did not have poptarts in Jesus' day.
If they did he totally would have.
If Jesus can make water into wine, does that mean he was friends with a lot of drunks?
Cause I'm fuckin hungry
What would jesus do? lol
Jesus would slap a hoe.
Because pop tarts weren't around during the time of Christ. If they had been, he definitely would have stolen all that he could.
OMGZ... Seriously, steal poptarts from the wawa... then BREAK BOTTLES BEHIND THAT SHIT!
Jesus is a fairy tale.
Haha some kid stole another kids pop tart at school and he smashed his face in. It was intense.
'cause I'm drunk and I don't save lives for free