The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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Enoughhhhhh with the st patricks day texts fuccckk.
You ain't Irish if you puke
.22% is pathetic that's below the zero tolerance law. Try .22
Beaglehead's comment was funnier than the text
Wowww enough with the lame St pattys day texts. Irish suck as bad as nlggers !!! Blah
Today, I was on Xbox Live playing CoD:MW2. In the middle of the match, I finally turned my mic on to talk to one of my teammates. As I was speaking, I hear, "HEY MOM! THERE'S A GIRL ON XBOX!" MLIA.
Looks like someone went to jail that night. \n\nQuestion: You know how they give you one free call when they arrest you. With all this new technology we have, will they ever give you one free text, instant message, facebook status update, or tweet?
Hehe, maybe not. I used to live in the 904 (Jacksonville) and the cops there don't really care about much besides setting up speed traps. I talked to a cop outside The Globe one time and kept falling down in front of him and he let me go with the 1st group of people that walked by. I still have no idea who those people were. LOL.
that's 22% dude.
Should've drank more lightweight