How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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The fact that your man boobs are the size of watermelons should have clued you to your nickname.
The meeting happened as soon as you entered the room.
You got the nickname because you most likely have a rockin' set of sweater meat, and you have horny dudes and jealous chicks for friends. The other option is you're flat as a board, and your friends are being sarcastic assholes behind your back.\n\nHopefully it's the first one, then your life will be better.
I like penis
you weren't, but your tig ole bitties were!
I can only imagine who that's about...
i have said almost these exact same words...