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  • Submitted by Dxl on Jul 14, 11 at 3:15pm

    Did he BREAK up with you because you are a moron?

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 14, 11 at 4:24pm

    Alcohol: The brake-up fluid.

  • Submitted by unicornpoop on Jul 14, 11 at 4:46pm

    Vaginas and handcuffs and soft supple titties....liquor and hand jobs, they make me feel frisky.... Cutting the brake lines to break up with him....these are few of my favorite things. <3

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    Submitted by Maverick1986 on Jul 14, 11 at 3:07pm

    Break ups and tequila go hand in hand. And by hand in hand I mean take two shots.

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    Submitted by ak2010 on Jul 14, 11 at 3:57pm

    Homophones. Not homonyms.

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    Submitted by syber11 on Jul 14, 11 at 3:44pm

    People need to learn to spell...

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 14, 11 at 5:21pm

    Guess she's slowing things down with him.

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    Submitted by hwrecker on Jul 14, 11 at 3:05pm

    Best friends don't need the details, just the first two rounds of drinks!

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    Submitted by balogna_sammich on Jul 14, 11 at 4:25pm

    Ak2010......exactly!!!

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    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Jul 14, 11 at 3:52pm

    misspellings aside I like the attitude of the 602 

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      Submitted by slammin211s on Jul 14, 11 at 4:19pm

      phoenix people kick ass

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    Submitted by iamcanadian86 on Jul 14, 11 at 3:12pm

    You should probably cut his breaks... Got to love Homonyms

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    Submitted by northof49 on Jul 14, 11 at 11:26pm

    True friend. Right there.

  • 49 42
    Submitted by laylakanexo on Jul 14, 11 at 5:26pm

    can't spell for shit..

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    Submitted by Phys on Jul 14, 11 at 3:16pm

    Brake? Seriously? That's bad even for this site

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    Submitted by IcedMango on Jul 14, 11 at 6:21pm

    "you couldn't even spell 'break' right. B R A K E? That's in your car dummy."

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    Submitted by syn_ on Jul 14, 11 at 6:13pm

    I think it's kinda nice that the responder didn't correct the friend

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    Submitted by BOOM7 on Jul 15, 11 at 2:49am

    Unicornpoop is my hero =)

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    Submitted by domalexbray123 on Jul 15, 11 at 3:18am

    She cut the BRAKE line in his car. Different to BREAK up

  • 37 45
    Submitted by deftone_sam on Jul 14, 11 at 4:22pm

    Damn that's a good friend

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    Submitted by kls1203 on Jul 15, 11 at 1:45am

    This sounds alot like me.

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    Submitted by caliroll on Jul 15, 11 at 4:27am

    This sounds like me and my friend

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    Submitted by xbb2226 on Jul 15, 11 at 3:40am

    did you "brake" up with him because he was ALOT smarter than you?

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    Submitted by bluemagic04 on Jul 16, 11 at 4:38pm

    I don't want to read this, I want to drink

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    Submitted by Laurennniscool on Jul 14, 11 at 8:43pm

    I remember my first beer

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    Submitted by soccer360 on Jul 14, 11 at 6:08pm

    arthur...funny remark..good job. Hilarious!

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    Submitted by motorteeth on Jul 15, 11 at 7:10am

    Thank you, truly, Unicorn and Michguy. LOL