I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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Did he BREAK up with you because you are a moron?
Alcohol: The brake-up fluid.
Vaginas and handcuffs and soft supple titties....liquor and hand jobs, they make me feel frisky.... Cutting the brake lines to break up with him....these are few of my favorite things. <3
Break ups and tequila go hand in hand. And by hand in hand I mean take two shots.
Guess she's slowing things down with him.
True friend. Right there.
People need to learn to spell...
Homophones. Not homonyms.
Best friends don't need the details, just the first two rounds of drinks!
You should probably cut his breaks... Got to love Homonyms
misspellings aside I like the attitude of the 602
phoenix people kick ass
"you couldn't even spell 'break' right. B R A K E? That's in your car dummy."
did you "brake" up with him because he was ALOT smarter than you?
Brake? Seriously? That's bad even for this site
Damn that's a good friend
She cut the BRAKE line in his car. Different to BREAK up
I think it's kinda nice that the responder didn't correct the friend
can't spell for shit..
Unicornpoop is my hero =)
arthur...funny remark..good job. Hilarious!
This sounds alot like me.
This sounds like me and my friend
I remember my first beer
I don't want to read this, I want to drink
Thank you, truly, Unicorn and Michguy. LOL