I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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Did he BREAK up with you because you are a moron?
Alcohol: The brake-up fluid.
Vaginas and handcuffs and soft supple titties....liquor and hand jobs, they make me feel frisky.... Cutting the brake lines to break up with him....these are few of my favorite things. <3
Break ups and tequila go hand in hand. And by hand in hand I mean take two shots.
Guess she's slowing things down with him.
People need to learn to spell...
Homophones. Not homonyms.
True friend. Right there.
Best friends don't need the details, just the first two rounds of drinks!
You should probably cut his breaks... Got to love Homonyms
misspellings aside I like the attitude of the 602
phoenix people kick ass
"you couldn't even spell 'break' right. B R A K E? That's in your car dummy."
did you "brake" up with him because he was ALOT smarter than you?
Brake? Seriously? That's bad even for this site
Damn that's a good friend
I think it's kinda nice that the responder didn't correct the friend
She cut the BRAKE line in his car. Different to BREAK up
This sounds alot like me.
can't spell for shit..
arthur...funny remark..good job. Hilarious!
Unicornpoop is my hero =)
This sounds like me and my friend
I don't want to read this, I want to drink
I remember my first beer
Thank you, truly, Unicorn and Michguy. LOL