I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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Did he BREAK up with you because you are a moron?
Alcohol: The brake-up fluid.
Vaginas and handcuffs and soft supple titties....liquor and hand jobs, they make me feel frisky.... Cutting the brake lines to break up with him....these are few of my favorite things. <3
Break ups and tequila go hand in hand. And by hand in hand I mean take two shots.
Guess she's slowing things down with him.
True friend. Right there.
People need to learn to spell...
Homophones. Not homonyms.
Best friends don't need the details, just the first two rounds of drinks!
misspellings aside I like the attitude of the 602
phoenix people kick ass
You should probably cut his breaks... Got to love Homonyms
Brake? Seriously? That's bad even for this site
"you couldn't even spell 'break' right. B R A K E? That's in your car dummy."
She cut the BRAKE line in his car. Different to BREAK up
did you "brake" up with him because he was ALOT smarter than you?
Damn that's a good friend
can't spell for shit..
I think it's kinda nice that the responder didn't correct the friend
Unicornpoop is my hero =)
This sounds alot like me.
arthur...funny remark..good job. Hilarious!
This sounds like me and my friend
I don't want to read this, I want to drink
I remember my first beer
Thank you, truly, Unicorn and Michguy. LOL