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  • 63 41
    Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Jul 9, 11 at 2:21pm

    Well let's see...Do you watch "The Bachelorette" religiously? How are your oral skills? Do you ever say "obvs" out loud? I'm sure we can get to the bottom of this...

  • 49 39
    Submitted by archer79 on Jul 9, 11 at 8:54pm

    This makes me want to not be a woman lest guys think we're all like you >:P

  • 42 34
    Submitted by agroupofninjas on Jul 9, 11 at 1:40pm

    because you dip doritos in ranch...

  • 46 49
    Submitted by happymatt35 on Jul 9, 11 at 10:38pm

    I'd love you purely for the fact that you dip doritos in ranch...and the fact that you're making my 214 proud haha.

  • 38 35
    Submitted by shsubearkat on Jul 10, 11 at 1:48am

    Freaking Dallas people and their ranch... Gah!!!

    • 36 40
      Submitted by trophylife on Jul 10, 11 at 6:00am

      How do you make a southerner suck a co*k? \nAnswer: Dip it in ranch

  • 40 40
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 10, 11 at 1:30am

    Nom nom nom nom

  • 46 52
    Submitted by nobles on Jul 9, 11 at 1:56pm

    he can see into the future, and your future looks fat!

  • 40 52
    Submitted by stephaniejos on Jul 9, 11 at 6:10pm

    mmmm love chips and ranch

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 9, 11 at 2:04pm

    Sometimes the obvious is missed.

  • 32 42
    Submitted by TheMoreYouKnow on Jul 12, 11 at 2:36am

    A couple comments reference your fat ass. I must concur, fat people are gross!

  • 32 47
    Submitted by yer_mom on Jul 11, 11 at 6:33am

    No one loves a fatty.

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Gibbss on Jul 9, 11 at 4:29pm

    Cause your a whale! A beached fucking whale!

  • 33 54
    Submitted by burdman95 on Jul 10, 11 at 11:41am

    Did you read the first thing you said?

  • 37 62
    Submitted by kaylahalsey on Jul 10, 11 at 9:31am

    that was sarcasm people...sense the tone

    • 36 49
      Submitted by happymatt35 on Jul 13, 11 at 4:20am

      I'm afraid sarcasm is a bit hard to pick up in text.

  • 30 51
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Jul 10, 11 at 1:06am

    Um you just answered your own question.