Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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Well let's see...Do you watch "The Bachelorette" religiously? How are your oral skills? Do you ever say "obvs" out loud? I'm sure we can get to the bottom of this...
because you dip doritos in ranch...
This makes me want to not be a woman lest guys think we're all like you >:P
Nom nom nom nom
Freaking Dallas people and their ranch... Gah!!!
How do you make a southerner suck a co*k? \nAnswer: Dip it in ranch
I'd love you purely for the fact that you dip doritos in ranch...and the fact that you're making my 214 proud haha.
Cause your a whale! A beached fucking whale!
No one loves a fatty.
A couple comments reference your fat ass. I must concur, fat people are gross!
he can see into the future, and your future looks fat!
Sometimes the obvious is missed.
that was sarcasm people...sense the tone
I'm afraid sarcasm is a bit hard to pick up in text.
Did you read the first thing you said?
Um you just answered your own question.
mmmm love chips and ranch
No shit? Really?