I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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Υeah, but drummers give the best footjobs. :)
I say drummers. We can grip a stick hard without locking up for a long time.
dude you have no idea! i was with a violin player a month ago, she fucking played with my cock better than i do!
Woodwinds blow the best wood
VIOLISTS ARE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING.
Cellists have the best vibrato. ;]
You know, I prefer to think that violinists give "phenomenal" hand jobs, but "really good" is close enough :)
Hmmm, but pianists use all fingers at once!
While this is probably true, horn players make the best kissers. Just sayin.
I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!
Bass guitar players are the best at fingering.
They do man...they really do
Our vibrato is killer.
Violinists know how to slide, vibrate, stroke the bow at different speeds. We also have two f-holes. Just so you know.
11:21, fail. I'm also a violinist and violists rock just as much as violins. String section power!
Percussionists are the best. By far the most versatile. Know how to play with all sorts of instruments ;)
And trombones do it in seven positions going in and out the whole time.
anyone else here getting the vibe that violinists are just arrogant assholes?
this makes my titties tingle.
Since the violin is a hard instrument to play...and the cock is too...naturally we're good at it. ;)
U just took the words right out of my mouth! And......CELLOS!!!
Horn players are good with their mouths in general...ifffff you know what I mean.
Opera singers have no gag reflex.
cello players are much better
we do...but you have to find one thats not a square asian first...
Only if your penis is the same diameter as a violin neck. I preferred the cellists.
ex-wife was a violinist. She couldn't even suck well.
He's a drummer/guitarist/bassist. I'm a pianist/percussionist. We both sing, so we got the "vocals" down too. ;-) And yeah, neither of us have ever had better partners. If it weren't for gigs, we'd never leave the house!
Violists are better - larger instruments mean a whole lot more finger strength.
I've thought this too!!
Well, you should try a flamenco guitarrist....
hahah so true about the f-holes!
and yeah the guy i'm with says i give the best hand jobs and i've been a violinist for almost 10 years ;)
Band geeks.... All of u.... Enough said
I play the violin.(;
you know who has the best sex though..dancers and cheerleaders cuz we're most flexibleee
Bass players give good handjobs. One of the major reasons I'm marrying my fiance
hand jobs suck. unless the girl giving it to me is under 18. then i dont mind!
p.s. 9:07 is totally right.
Percussionists are the best. We just like to bang. You know..
But brass players blow and finger really well.
Damn straight! We are good at fingering too...
flute players give the best blow jobs.
In my own experience... drummers are the best with their hands, woodwinds are horrible kissers, and trumpet players all think they're the biggest (but in their defense they're good with their mouthes). And horn players are good with the hands and mouth.
Yup I would know
every violinst i know is asian......does that mean asians are good at hand jobs?
drummers... they are the hottest too!
2:21 agreed! Horn players rock at kissing
Violin players have passion and dexterous fingers you can't ask for anything better
Hahah sooo true I play the violin by the way ;)
Uh ya, go listin to David garret, he is tge fastest violinist in the world! I saw him live, he's awesome
3:13 go horn players!!!
I play violin :)
Cello players do it on a chair with their legs spread wide!!!
White girls who play violin rock
Nope there hands lock up painful
Logically, double bassists. Thicker strings, so more strength but the same agility in the fingers.
That said, I'm a violist, and yeah, we're just fucking brilliant at everything.
The sex is even better from them. Though with my experience, they are whores...
maybe that's why i'm interested in learning violin...it's sexual.
No. they don't. Keyboardists do. Then guitarists. Low brass gives the best oral, though.
But guitarist finger better! ;)
Skin Fluteists are better.
I'm a violinist...and we are by far the best at everyhing and anythig (: and violas...just suck
And I have decided that my monster cock ramming in your mama's tight little asshole to the tune of the violin is probably going to make her squeal like a stuck pig.