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  • Υeah, but drummers give the best footjobs. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:26pm
  • I say drummers. We can grip a stick hard without locking up for a long time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:09pm
  • VIOLISTS ARE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:31pm
  • Woodwinds blow the best wood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:48pm
  • Cellists have the best vibrato. ;]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:45pm
  • You know, I prefer to think that violinists give "phenomenal" hand jobs, but "really good" is close enough :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:07pm
  • Hmmm, but pianists use all fingers at once!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:46pm
  • While this is probably true, horn players make the best kissers. Just sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:21pm
  • I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:28pm
  • They do man...they really do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:28pm
  • Our vibrato is killer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:44pm
  • 11:21, fail. I'm also a violinist and violists rock just as much as violins. String section power!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:52pm
  • Percussionists are the best. By far the most versatile. Know how to play with all sorts of instruments ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:43pm
  • And trombones do it in seven positions going in and out the whole time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:12am
  • this makes my titties tingle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:27pm
  • Horn players are good with their mouths in general...ifffff you know what I mean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Opera singers have no gag reflex. Just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:27pm
  • Since the violin is a hard instrument to play...and the cock is too...naturally we're good at it. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:50pm
  • Violinists know how to slide, vibrate, stroke the bow at different speeds. We also have two f-holes. Just so you know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:20am
  • Bass guitar players are the best at fingering.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:31pm
  • cello players are much better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:46pm
  • U just took the words right out of my mouth! And......CELLOS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:33am
  • we do...but you have to find one thats not a square asian first...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:38pm
  • I've thought this too!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Well, you should try a flamenco guitarrist....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:21am
  • He's a drummer/guitarist/bassist. I'm a pianist/percussionist. We both sing, so we got the "vocals" down too. ;-) And yeah, neither of us have ever had better partners. If it weren't for gigs, we'd never leave the house!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:07am
  • Band geeks.... All of u.... Enough said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Violists are better - larger instruments mean a whole lot more finger strength.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Only if your penis is the same diameter as a violin neck. I preferred the cellists. ex-wife was a violinist. She couldn't even suck well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:13pm
  • I play the violin.(;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:50pm
  • p.s. 9:07 is totally right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Bass players give good handjobs. One of the major reasons I'm marrying my fiance

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:58pm
  • hahah so true about the f-holes! and yeah the guy i'm with says i give the best hand jobs and i've been a violinist for almost 10 years ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:48am
  • Damn straight! We are good at fingering too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:07pm
  • hand jobs suck. unless the girl giving it to me is under 18. then i dont mind!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:36pm
  • you know who has the best sex though..dancers and cheerleaders cuz we're most flexibleee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:22pm
  • Percussionists are the best. We just like to bang. You know..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:12pm
  • In my own experience... drummers are the best with their hands, woodwinds are horrible kissers, and trumpet players all think they're the biggest (but in their defense they're good with their mouthes). And horn players are good with the hands and mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:11pm
  • every violinst i know is asian......does that mean asians are good at hand jobs?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:24pm
  • anyone else here getting the vibe that violinists are just arrogant assholes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:22am
  • Yup I would know 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:26pm
  • flute players give the best blow jobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:28pm
  • But brass players blow and finger really well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:11am
  • Uh ya, go listin to David garret, he is tge fastest violinist in the world! I saw him live, he's awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:34am
  • Hahah sooo true I play the violin by the way ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:20pm
  • 2:21 agreed! Horn players rock at kissing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:13pm
  • 3:13 go horn players!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:52pm
  • drummers... they are the hottest too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:27pm
  • Violin players have passion and dexterous fingers you can't ask for anything better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:18am
  • I play violin :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:38am
  • dude you have no idea! i was with a violin player a month ago, she fucking played with my cock better than i do!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:25pm
  • Nope there hands lock up painful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:21pm
  • Logically, double bassists. Thicker strings, so more strength but the same agility in the fingers. That said, I'm a violist, and yeah, we're just fucking brilliant at everything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Cello players do it on a chair with their legs spread wide!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:00pm
  • White girls who play violin rock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:04pm
  • The sex is even better from them. Though with my experience, they are whores...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:01pm
  • maybe that's why i'm interested in learning violin...it's sexual.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:06pm
  • No. they don't. Keyboardists do. Then guitarists. Low brass gives the best oral, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:34pm
  • But guitarist finger better! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:31am
  • I'm a violinist...and we are by far the best at everyhing and anythig (: and violas...just suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:21pm
  • Skin Fluteists are better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:05am
  • And I have decided that my monster cock ramming in your mama's tight little asshole to the tune of the violin is probably going to make her squeal like a stuck pig.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:33pm