coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
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hahaha very good very good
12:49 i know plenty of women that would go to the party with their men
Doing coke in these tough times, either they are rich or chose not to eat for awhile.
hookers and blow
10:04 - the current 4:1 ration in favor of Bad Night would prove you wrong.
10:52 - 201 and 973 are North Jersey area codes... Definitely rich. Their parents may have even bought it for them.
11:18AM, you think people in North Jersey are rich? lol good one. The wealthiest people over here are probably higher middle class people.
One of the best I've seen so far.
Too many times have I had to send that damn "watching grey's with megan" text..
1:13--- yeah, to make sure he didn't try to pull any shit.
Jersey ain't rich!! If they were a rich state ya think they would do something about the smell!
I would never tell me friends I'm watching Grey's with a girl...They'd have my nuts
Absolutely hillarious. I think I pee'd in my pants.
this is a "good night" solely for the amazing sound effect at the end
5:09- you definitely don't live in or near north jersey, otherwise you'd know that's not how new jersey parties, with "cola and scrambled porn"
i wrote good night because of the sex party...however one feels about the coke
lmao dirty jersey. figures.
Haha 973 sounds a lot like my bestfriend!
11:18AM just because north jersey's got some money doesn't mean their parents are gonna buy them coke
lol @ the "go out and have fun" yeah, true. go out and party. just don't go out and do coke and go to a sex party... you're askinggg to do something you'll regret.
What kind of a noise is "Wha-pishhh"?
201 isn't missing much. 973 said "coke and sex party" because it sounds hipper than "we're gonna drink cola and watch scrambled softcore porn"
That's not what my whips sound like.
10:39-- i was SAYING she spelled grEy's with an A instead of an E. so shove that up your ass, dumb fuck.
lol ok 12:39, next time you find a woman who's cool with her man going to a sex party, let me know. i'd say maybe 2 out of 10 wouldn't just laugh in your face. i think that's pretty generous. oh, and i love penis.
made me laugh so hard. 973 you rock. 201 stop being so pussy-whipped and go out and have fun
i hope he at least gets a BJ while watching Grey's...............
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Dego's...that's what you'll find in Jersey
973 is my husband-this better not be who I think it is
Says the most paranoid self-centered bitch in the heavily populated 973 area code.
What kind of girl forces her man to watch girly shows with her? Date a real woman.
Amazing, whapshhh. Brilliant. Grow some 201 :), 973, you are my hero...
10:11 that proves nothing. My point is all of the people who think this is a "good" night are dumb cunts. Keep up, pl0x.
2:06 - You definitely don't know a fucking joke when you see one, you overgeneralizing dumbshit.
gotta put this out there... i love grey's. i wish my guy would watch it with me.
ahahaha, i so know these two texters. the poor boy..
Ahahaha this actually made me laugh out loud.
All of the dumb cunts on this site are going to think this is a "good night".
look at the site 'ijustwanttotellyou' sometime!
I love dingleberries
Bahahaha! Wonder if she let's him have visitation rights with his balls. I think he should look for them in her underwear drawer!
I would have never passed that up
not all women are controlling psycho penis hating bitches like you 12:31
i think megan would probably cut off his balls if he went, grey's or no grey's.
"coke and sex party"? who the balls would EVER say that?
word to that, 1:13 I'd be down for a sex party
The disturbing thing about this is I have a brother who has a friend named Dan, a gf named Megan, and we live in North Jersey. What are the odds...
The differences between being single and in a relationship.
11:18 - i hate the fucking stereotype that all of jersey is rich. we might all be italian, but definitely not rich ;)
and this sounds like my friends, might actually be them
Coke has single handidly ate up my paycheck. DAMN YOU DRUG ADDICTIONS. oh yeah my whip sounds more like WHHHHHHAAAAAAPPPPPPISSSHHH NO SEX NO MORE.
10:32, how do you manage to use the wrong spelling of Grey's when it's right in the text?