By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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its ok, because i got bored and started putting my dick in your mom... one hole at a time
Don't you DARE put your balls on my drum set....
go for a 3 mile run get nice and sweaty then film yourself batwingin your balls on the flatscreen while its on so you get that nice rainbow pixelation from the moisture when you drag it across...this also is fun to do to passed out roommates..wake them up facehugger style..bonus points if you watched aliens the night before
omg. I laughed so hard I peed
I'm gonna put my NUTSACK on your DRUMSET, fuck you Dale!!!
*directed at agroupofninjas
I would be pissed
I figured that out when you woke me up...
One ball at a time or object
Even my heater..?
One ball at a time would make it more interesting.
OP and recipient are siblings.
fuck you redshift, im his cousin
Funniest thing I've ever read