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(614): View more from Ohio

I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after

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(407): View more from Florida

Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!

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(301): View more from Maryland

I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

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(518): View more from New York

Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please

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(858): View more from California

I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs

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(775): View more from Nevada

before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.

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