(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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(Legalize. That should be your campaign platform)
President Bush? You must be really high because you can't run for office again.
He can't run for president again. Everything else is fair game.
I thought you didn't inhale, Clinton?
(Inner monologue high)
Hunter S. Thompson? I thought you were dead.