Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
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true there are too few republicans...
dead celebrity families? republicans? man u give liberal pussies a bad name..
And once again 503 lets me down.
y'all obviously have not experienced the joyous misery of a crazy-ex spouse. even worse when it's your crazy ex-spouse
Add "Not funny" to your list.
10:08 I'll second that. What a wuss.
actually, this is hilarious. just imagine a dry sense of humor. you're a bunch of colostomy bags.
...you would Portland. you would.
Really STUPID text!!
IT'S FUNNY GET A SENSE OF HUMOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
Was with you unroll the republican part... Ass
republicans are idiots...Obama is the best thing that's happened to this country in about, oh, eight years...
i agree with the sender, republicans suck
and you wonder why she's your ex...MAN UP!!!!
Republicans-the only thing that keeps America running decently well.
Obama has spent more money In the first four months as president then bush has in his entire ter. Fuck Obama.
Haha take his man card and tell him to tend to his vagina
I hear a country song coming on...