I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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Could just be an adult and tell him it's over.
Go for the 3 sum, it'll utterly confuse him on what emotion he should be feeling. That's what happened to me.
Is there a reason other than your preference for vagina over penis for the breakup? If not, try being a decent human being and just tell him what's going on. It sounds like you were the one cheating, so that might be a long shot.
Talk about two extreme opposites.
OP is a chick
(wo)Man up tell him... then offer the 3sum.....
Don't drag the roommate into your mess thats messed up
Why not keep both?
a fine upstanding lady.
Umm.... Are you a guy or girl?
3some all the way
Repeat of an earlier post. Fail.