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  • 1. They fuck just like everybody else. 2. Mermaids fucking. 3. When blind stoners die, they are reincarnated as fucking mermaids.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 13, 13 at 5:27pm
  • One? Mermen. Two? Nothing. Three? If you're a dick in this life, you come back as Seth Rogen's anal bead; if you act heroic, you come back as an eagle. Or a dragon. Or Jude Law.

    Submitted by Soulburn on Aug 14, 13 at 9:17pm
  • One: look up "mermaid porn". Two: mostly acoustic and haptic sensations. Three: Many people didn't believe in reincarnation in their past lives either.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 13, 13 at 11:26am
  • 2.1 how do blind people know when they're done wiping....

    Submitted by sumtimes on Aug 13, 13 at 11:09am
  • If you were born deaf, can you hear yourself think?

    Submitted by ashannen25 on Aug 13, 13 at 9:52pm
  • 2.1 ??

    Submitted by sumtimes on Aug 13, 13 at 1:31pm
  • Blind people actually just have heightened other senses. So they don't see things per say. But they feel stuff in a whole new way

    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Aug 13, 13 at 8:09pm
  • 2.1: the sniff test?

    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 13, 13 at 5:29pm
  • 1. They meet Tom Hanks 2.echo location 3. Not real. Worm food.

    Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Aug 13, 13 at 4:33pm