He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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Learn to hold your liquor. Nobody likes the dbag who harasses the flight attendants, poops on the drinks cart making it a literal shitshow, and forces the plane to make an unscheduled stop so the cops can arrest your drunk ass.
i'm guessing this thinly veiled animosity comes from personal experience?
Way to make me late for my meeting in LA Mr Pilot!
Sober up and buy shots on the plane. then tell him to fuck off