You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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Translation: You're a decent enough guy, but you couldn't fuck your way out of a wet Kleenex.
Are you single?
Shouldn't have been taking steroids
Translation: "You are a great friend that I love but I'm fucking others since I'm a slut."
Like Iraq in the winter Olympics.
Omg fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
You are like Zimbabwe of the real Olympics. You have to qualify to be disqualified
Happens too often
Says a woman who will die alone.
Translation: "I love you with all my heart and I'd do anything for you; but yo penis gots-tah-go!"
I don't care what anyone says..size matters