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  • Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 31, 11 at 5:44pm

    Translation: You're a decent enough guy, but you couldn't fuck your way out of a wet Kleenex.

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      Submitted by suckme on Jan 1, 12 at 4:09am

      Are you single?

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    Submitted by squibkick on Jan 2, 12 at 8:50pm

    Like Iraq in the winter Olympics.

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    Submitted by suzzieqq on Dec 31, 11 at 10:07pm

    Omg fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 31, 11 at 6:23pm

    Shouldn't have been taking steroids

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 31, 11 at 3:51pm

    Translation: "You are a great friend that I love but I'm fucking others since I'm a slut."

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    Submitted by CaptSquirrelnuts on Dec 31, 11 at 6:18pm

    Says a woman who will die alone.

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    Submitted by sevenohtwo on Jan 1, 12 at 3:20am

    Translation: "I love you with all my heart and I'd do anything for you; but yo penis gots-tah-go!"

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    Submitted by unabashed_jakoff on Jan 5, 12 at 12:38am

    Happens too often

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    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 31, 11 at 6:00pm

    You are like Zimbabwe of the real Olympics. You have to qualify to be disqualified

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    Submitted by chloehoran on Dec 31, 11 at 9:25pm

    Classic

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    Submitted by novaleigh89 on Nov 10, 12 at 8:02pm

    I don't care what anyone says..size matters