We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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They don't like it when you exit your vehicle and approach the squad car. That shit will get a gun drawn on you quick.
it's a lot less of a threat when yer naked...no where to hide a weapon
Not true where I'm from, usually when the suspect is naked we have to deal with someone hallucinating on drugs. For the most part sober people don't just walk around naked, esp in front of cops
As WV stated... no place to hide a weapon so it's less if a threat. How much of a threat is a naked dude on hallucinogens with no weapon? Feel free to disagree if you're a dumbass.
It's obvious you don't know much about hard drugs or you'd know multiple gun shots don't always bring an aggressive target down.
Like a boss
You'd think if someone was gonna fake one they'd make it at least plausible.
You're just pissed bc when it happened to you, you didn't have a cool cop and were written a ticket.
no need to ask, he is a smooth operator
Well did you finish?
Jesus christ! there's just some things you don't tell anyone, man!
Sounds like a trailer park boys moment ,,, was this anywhere near a muffler shop lol
I believe it. Been there. Definitely pulled his gun on me but he did apologize for interrupting and told us to have fun
Dude look I was a police officer for about 10 years and one day I went down to the river with a head this place where everybody use to hang out in fish and at night the teenagers would fuck I walk down there and this dude was just getting this girl she was screaming in the qualities bike I was so impressed I just had to wait I wrote him a ticket later not because they were fuckin trespassing on private property the picture Asus son of a bitch is fucking a 17 year old girl who was drunk and he was drunk and
Reminds me of the bees scene from Tommy Boy.