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    Submitted by NuckinFuts on Jul 26, 13 at 5:10pm

    Don't we all. The only thing I would change is I would add the word superabundance before good: I just want nice things and a **superabundance** of good sex. Some of us are insatiable. :)

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    Submitted by karma13 on Jul 26, 13 at 5:48pm

    How is it self centered to want good things and good sex? Someone got burned and is still griping over it! Oh yes, all women must be evil! Grow up

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    Submitted by crockpot on Jul 26, 13 at 4:20pm

    Isn't that the new American dream?

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      Submitted by WV_kiwi on Jul 26, 13 at 6:39pm

      new? American? this would be accurate without either of those modifiers.

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    Submitted by Dsapeer on Jul 27, 13 at 8:03am

    Easy. Step 1) Don't get fat, stay fit 2) Have sex with successful ambitious men, you can be a slut but you can be a selective slut.

  • 55 56
    Submitted by ck24 on Jul 27, 13 at 12:16am

    HOW about meeting a nice partner you a care about, going to school and getting an education?

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    Submitted by gunsnammo on Jul 26, 13 at 6:00pm

    You can't have both. Choose one but choose wisely.

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    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Jul 26, 13 at 10:14pm

    Put some real effort into being hot and rich then

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    Submitted by an502 on Jul 29, 13 at 11:37am

    This is such a broad scope. Shit, I'd be happy with vodka, an orgasm

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    Submitted by doiou2 on Jul 27, 13 at 1:41am

    choke on your vanity

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    Submitted by TexTushHog on Jul 27, 13 at 2:03am

    I think that was my ex's plan. But she could only find one or the other, but not both. Life is tougher than you think when you're I'm your early twenties.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 26, 13 at 5:11pm

    Says every self center bitch that ever existed.