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  • Submitted by blahblahblah25 on Dec 4, 11 at 2:35pm

    Why wouldnt you just use the force to put the condom on?

  • Submitted by AshAsh1222 on Dec 4, 11 at 2:28pm

    Oh, the perks of having a nerdy boyfriend. :)

  • Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 4, 11 at 3:56pm

    I always knew Princess Leia would turn into a complete bitch once she got married...

  • Submitted by CrashR6 on Dec 4, 11 at 3:19pm

    Oh let the guy have some nerd fun!

  • Submitted by rumorofwar1 on Dec 4, 11 at 3:04pm

    What a bitch.

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 4, 11 at 4:09pm

    Do her, or do her not. There is no "try". (and 518, find yourself a girlfriend who appreciates nerds. my life got so much better when I did.)

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 4, 11 at 3:51pm

    A good girl makes light saber sounds during the opening handjob.

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    Submitted by SkankyJedi on Dec 4, 11 at 3:00pm

    She just doesn't understand

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    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 4, 11 at 10:49pm

    okay, I have to be the one to say it. there are no lyrics to the star wars theme song. you can hum it, but you can't sing it. so if you're in the mood for humming I have a proposition for you...

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 5, 11 at 12:02am

    man what a bitch...his penis is to boba fett as her vagina is to..um..that sand vagina with teeth..fuck I don't know the names

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      Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 5, 11 at 12:23am

      "Sand vagina with teeth". I just googled "sand vagina with teeth" and it went right to it. It's the Sarlacc. Perfect, just perfect. Only now I'm scarred for life by the whole idea. <twitch>

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 5, 11 at 1:33am

        watch the movie "teeth"...its a sand vagina with teeth..minus the sand

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    Submitted by shaveydavey on Dec 4, 11 at 3:41pm

    Well you're no fun :/

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    Submitted by Grossman11 on Dec 4, 11 at 11:36pm

    Only if it's a glow-in-the-dark condom!

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      Submitted by Grossman11 on Dec 4, 11 at 11:38pm

      err...that should say "not if it's a glow-in-dark condom!"

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    Submitted by tim_will_eat_yo on Dec 5, 11 at 10:02pm

    she is totally out of line.

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    Submitted by cjfit on Dec 5, 11 at 9:53am

    Haha I remember texting my ex begging to be allowed to wear night vision goggles haha

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 5, 11 at 2:25am

    I knew I'd get some flame for that one :) still, I refuse to stray from my statement.

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    Submitted by Key_umm on Dec 5, 11 at 10:24am

    Ha! That'd be awesome!!!!

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Dec 5, 11 at 12:04am

    I guess the darkside ended up with all the cunts

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    Submitted by raylealadee on Dec 4, 11 at 10:47pm

    Ok well maybe he's just a sex Rebel. Either way, he's a badass. Unappreciative nerd's girlfriend for the fail.

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    Submitted by deathbykitten on Dec 4, 11 at 11:18pm

    I'm the one who pretends his wang is a light saber...

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    Submitted by kmrisinger on Dec 4, 11 at 7:20pm

    Cmon just let him use the force...

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 4, 11 at 6:34pm

    Fuck star wars.

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    Submitted by 203girl on Dec 5, 11 at 1:35pm

    It's all about glow in the dark condoms.

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    Submitted by suckIThoar on Dec 18, 11 at 8:55am

    Bitch is crazy. Thats my ideal sexcapade.

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    Submitted by ilessthan3nerds on Dec 6, 11 at 11:01pm

    She should be the one humming the theme song.... With your "saber" in her mouth!! :)

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    Submitted by lutrina on Mar 31, 12 at 12:15am

    Ok buddy I need to tell you something. Nerd Girls are like the truth. You just have to look.

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    Submitted by ilessthan3nerds on Dec 7, 11 at 2:30pm

    She should be the one humming the theme song... While your "light saber" is in her mouth! ;)

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    Submitted by ItsKerstayy on Dec 7, 11 at 9:39pm

    You cannot resist the force. It's already been engaged.. Jus got with it.

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    Submitted by Malicius on Dec 4, 11 at 6:48pm

    Wow I” m not the only one... But getting her the liegh bikini was worth it

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    Submitted by Tattooedskin84 on Dec 8, 11 at 5:05am

    I don't like star wars, but that was pretty fucking funny.

  • Submitted by James421233 on Dec 5, 11 at 8:22pm

    NERDS RULE!!! I love this guy for being so awesome!!