If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
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Why wouldnt you just use the force to put the condom on?
I always knew Princess Leia would turn into a complete bitch once she got married...
Oh, the perks of having a nerdy boyfriend. :)
Oh let the guy have some nerd fun!
Do her, or do her not. There is no "try". (and 518, find yourself a girlfriend who appreciates nerds. my life got so much better when I did.)
What a bitch.
A good girl makes light saber sounds during the opening handjob.
Well you're no fun :/
She just doesn't understand
man what a bitch...his penis is to boba fett as her vagina is to..um..that sand vagina with teeth..fuck I don't know the names
"Sand vagina with teeth". I just googled "sand vagina with teeth" and it went right to it. It's the Sarlacc. Perfect, just perfect. Only now I'm scarred for life by the whole idea. <twitch>
watch the movie "teeth"...its a sand vagina with teeth..minus the sand
Bitch is crazy. Thats my ideal sexcapade.
okay, I have to be the one to say it. there are no lyrics to the star wars theme song. you can hum it, but you can't sing it. so if you're in the mood for humming I have a proposition for you...
She should be the one humming the theme song.... With your "saber" in her mouth!! :)
Cmon just let him use the force...
she is totally out of line.
Ok well maybe he's just a sex Rebel. Either way, he's a badass. Unappreciative nerd's girlfriend for the fail.
Only if it's a glow-in-the-dark condom!
err...that should say "not if it's a glow-in-dark condom!"
Ha! That'd be awesome!!!!
I'm the one who pretends his wang is a light saber...
I knew I'd get some flame for that one :) still, I refuse to stray from my statement.
Haha I remember texting my ex begging to be allowed to wear night vision goggles haha
Fuck star wars.
don't forget treachery
I don't like star wars, but that was pretty fucking funny.
I guess the darkside ended up with all the cunts
It's all about glow in the dark condoms.
She should be the one humming the theme song... While your "light saber" is in her mouth! ;)
Ok buddy I need to tell you something. Nerd Girls are like the truth. You just have to look.
Wow I” m not the only one... But getting her the liegh bikini was worth it
NERDS RULE!!! I love this guy for being so awesome!!
You cannot resist the force. It's already been engaged.. Jus got with it.