Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
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that's a keeper right there
Best FWB ever.
Dudes get boners like 90 times a day. You're going to get a lot of messages.