I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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guy from Arkansas wanted a goat.. no surprise there.
What's the matter? Don't you want to share?
There's kinky, then there' unacceptably kinky. if it involves a goat and TWO humans, I think it crosses the line.
WTF... no goat, no date. What is this, medieval times? Sounds like you would be better off dating the goat.
Don't respond. They're still trying to get your goat.