Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
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Right the fuck on
Oh, I love it! Almost peed my pants laughing!
Well she is always wet.
She's not the kind of girl you want to bring home to your parents.
I think I just like the fact that this person used the word "woo". Lmao good shit.
I actually chuckled at this one. Nice, for a change.