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  • 80 23
    Submitted by JackBerton on May 21, 10 at 4:34pm
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    Smart enough to mask his income, means you may be able to use him longer. The fools with no job, and nice car... don't last long.

  • 70 18
    Submitted by LynnZee on May 21, 10 at 4:27pm
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    Duh. He needs some kind of real income to make the drug money look a little legit

  • 59 23
    Submitted by sammar on May 21, 10 at 5:13pm
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    My dealer works at a sub shop. I can get a bag and a sandwich. I don't see the problem there.

  • 55 17
    Submitted by Hobo420 on May 21, 10 at 5:42pm
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    WTF is wrong with you!? You get your munchies and your smoke one stop shopping

  • 51 19
    Submitted by slytherinSlut on May 21, 10 at 4:24pm
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    I <3 my housewife drug dealer.

    • 35 28
      Submitted by jonathan171 on May 21, 10 at 6:31pm
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      Does she have that milf weed?

  • 45 16
    Submitted by ck18 on May 21, 10 at 5:04pm
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    Hey, that's what you would call good customer service.

  • 31 21
    Submitted by The_DJ_Hayes on May 22, 10 at 2:54am
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    He's probably selling you oregano from behind the counter.

  • 29 19
    Submitted by specialfriedrice on May 22, 10 at 3:36pm
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    One stop shopping bro. Plus, diffenently some weed in the sandwich

  • 31 23
    Submitted by Megrathea42 on May 22, 10 at 3:45am
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    Do you want street cred, or do you want good weed?

  • 34 31
    Submitted by evolwayz on May 21, 10 at 5:13pm
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    Don't mistake kindness for weakness my friend

  • 28 24
    Submitted by Anonymousssss on May 21, 10 at 7:39pm
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    sounds like a storyline on weeds

  • 31 31
    Submitted by cutemau5 on May 21, 10 at 6:15pm
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    ungrateful moron make yer own sandwich bitch

  • 24 18
    Submitted by garyuuko on May 21, 10 at 9:23pm
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    I'd order the Head Cheese Sandwich.

  • 22 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 10 at 12:50pm
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    Same thing happened to me except with pizza.

  • 23 23
    Submitted by treefarts on May 22, 10 at 12:46am
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    lmao i thought i was the only one

  • 21 21
    Submitted by madison305 on May 22, 10 at 1:50am
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    Maybe he laces them with something...

  • 18 18
    Submitted by NigNog70 on May 28, 10 at 2:58pm
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    Dude, the quiznos next to little ceasars?!

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