Texts From Last Night · ccowles's Favorites

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A

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(651): View more from Minnesota

he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"

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(619): View more from California

do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.

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(913): View more from Kansas

some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.

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(863): View more from Florida

just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud

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(214): View more from Texas

I got "discovered a new religion high" last night

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