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  • Shave that shit, asshole! If girls have to keep it clean then you should too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:47pm
  • I just don't see how someone could think it's OK to shove his dick into someone's ass without permission. So not cool. Ladies, if you are with a guy who does this/has done this, you should probably dump him. There are plenty of nice straight guys out there who will actually respect you. What a notion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:47pm
  • battle scars, or evidence for when the police find that twelve year old girl you raped?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:47pm
  • I agree 100% with 12:47. Pubic hair isn't any less nasty because you're a guy. I'm not going down until you're smooth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:53pm
  • You gotta love the guys talking crap about anal sex... they're the guys that don't get laid because they can't find a hole. Nothing wrong with anal but if you're one of those d-heads that love to "accidentally" find the wrong hole maybe you've found the reason why your dick hasn't been in a hole for the last year. I'm so glad I'm a guy so I wouldn't have to put up with this bull if I were a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:07pm
  • If she can get her teeth to your pubes that easliy, then you have a small penis and should not discuss this with your friends so openly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:49am
  • You and your friend are both whores and imbeciles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:48pm
  • wow who knew guys were so gossipy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:46pm
  • 1:26 totally agree. I know guys like to do everything they see in porn, but you have NO IDEA how much anal hurts. NO idea. Even with a lot of preparation it can still be painful, so shoving it in "accidentally" no lube no prep... fucking ultimate dbag move and you deserve to die cold and alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Shave u dirty bastard!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:02pm
  • if i guy ever "accidentally" rear-ended i'd be sure to go down on them and "accidentally" leave them with one less ball. dont' be a fucking douche OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:53am
  • how young was she if she had braces cuz most 13-15 year olds have braces...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:46am
  • Girls! Surprise douchebag opportunist-rapists with a strap-on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:06pm
  • Straight up bullshit and once you actually lose your virginity you'll know why this text stinks of virgin story ... Oh and good luck losing that . Jackoff !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:51pm
  • 1:26.. you are my hero! Thank you!!... i can handle it now but dude... those "accidental" times left me bleeding . No fun and it hurt like hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:35pm
  • Ew. That's why you shave. That's disgusting!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:57pm
  • did, trim it up! this is largely your fault

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:11pm
  • I hope she bit you too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:44pm
  • What if he actually just killed his wife (2:15)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:46pm
  • God lord trim your bush. It's not just a girl thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:22am
  • 11:50 is my new hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:09am
  • @:11 just fucking say your going to shove it in our ass, then use some fucking lube.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:32pm
  • @5:27 -- STFU and breathe into the pain. We don't want to hear your whiney shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:48pm
  • 1:26 The reaction is half the fun. September 21, 1:35PM I’d like to see your reaction after you getting 'accidentally' butt raped Bet seeing a jerk guy who thinks it’s ok to do that to women getting rear ended unexpectedly would be far more hilarious. That would be a good new craze, women sleeping with sleazy guys then sodomizing them... If you can’t handle/not willing to, don’t think you can go around doing what you want.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:31am
  • 11:50 I bow before you and worship you as god. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Shave your pubes and you won't have that problem

    Submitted by redhead07 on Jun 26, 11 at 10:02am
  • fake.

    Submitted by ahart92 on Oct 25, 10 at 12:18am
  • you deserved it, most def. keep that shit trimmed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:37pm
  • This is why it pays to keep it trim. That, and the extra "visual inch." Groomulate, buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:24pm
  • not if he cut he ass with his nail 3:07. plus shit is soft and molds shape to your ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:30pm
  • 2:48 thats a problem...wtf...im sure you shit bigger than a thumb!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:07pm
  • Thats y u dont let a freshman blow u.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:59pm
  • SHAVE, DAMN. it's not hard, and this is so unlikely to be true it's hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:40pm
  • You should have taken a photo of her mouth...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:26pm
  • So you're saying you're a hairy whore that is friends with a rapist and can only get prepubescent girls to blow him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:22pm
  • I just murdered my wife with a hammer. My daughter watched me, but I stuffed my cock down her throat til she choked. Not sure what to do with the bodies though....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:15pm
  • reason 842 why guys should at least trim their shit or shave it off..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:49pm
  • 1:47 shut up the guys with balls are talking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:11pm
  • my boy put his thumb in my ass the other day, and it's still bleeding 3 days later. :[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:48pm