I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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Shave that shit, asshole! If girls have to keep it clean then you should too!
I just don't see how someone could think it's OK to shove his dick into someone's ass without permission. So not cool. Ladies, if you are with a guy who does this/has done this, you should probably dump him. There are plenty of nice straight guys out there who will actually respect you. What a notion.
battle scars, or evidence for when the police find that twelve year old girl you raped?
I agree 100% with 12:47. Pubic hair isn't any less nasty because you're a guy. I'm not going down until you're smooth.
You gotta love the guys talking crap about anal sex... they're the guys that don't get laid because they can't find a hole. Nothing wrong with anal but if you're one of those d-heads that love to "accidentally" find the wrong hole maybe you've found the reason why your dick hasn't been in a hole for the last year. I'm so glad I'm a guy so I wouldn't have to put up with this bull if I were a girl.
If she can get her teeth to your pubes that easliy, then you have a small penis and should not discuss this with your friends so openly.
You and your friend are both whores and imbeciles.
wow who knew guys were so gossipy
1:26 totally agree. I know guys like to do everything they see in porn, but you have NO IDEA how much anal hurts. NO idea. Even with a lot of preparation it can still be painful, so shoving it in "accidentally" no lube no prep... fucking ultimate dbag move and you deserve to die cold and alone.
Shave u dirty bastard!!
if i guy ever "accidentally" rear-ended i'd be sure to go down on them and "accidentally" leave them with one less ball. dont' be a fucking douche OP
how young was she if she had braces cuz most 13-15 year olds have braces...
Girls! Surprise douchebag opportunist-rapists with a strap-on!
Straight up bullshit and once you actually lose your virginity you'll know why this text stinks of virgin story ... Oh and good luck losing that . Jackoff !
1:26.. you are my hero! Thank you!!... i can handle it now but dude... those "accidental" times left me bleeding . No fun and it hurt like hell
Ew. That's why you shave. That's disgusting!
did, trim it up! this is largely your fault
I hope she bit you too.
What if he actually just killed his wife (2:15)
God lord trim your bush. It's not just a girl thing.
11:50 is my new hero.
@:11 just fucking say your going to shove it in our ass, then use some fucking lube.
@5:27 -- STFU and breathe into the pain. We don't want to hear your whiney shit
1:26 The reaction is half the fun.
September 21, 1:35PM
I’d like to see your reaction after you getting 'accidentally' butt raped
Bet seeing a jerk guy who thinks it’s ok to do that to women getting rear ended unexpectedly would be far more hilarious. That would be a good new craze, women sleeping with sleazy guys then sodomizing them... If you can’t handle/not willing to, don’t think you can go around doing what you want.
11:50 I bow before you and worship you as god. XD
Shave your pubes and you won't have that problem
you deserved it, most def. keep that shit trimmed!
This is why it pays to keep it trim. That, and the extra "visual inch." Groomulate, buddy.
not if he cut he ass with his nail 3:07. plus shit is soft and molds shape to your ass.
2:48 thats a problem...wtf...im sure you shit bigger than a thumb!
Thats y u dont let a freshman blow u.....
SHAVE, DAMN. it's not hard, and this is so unlikely to be true it's hilarious.
You should have taken a photo of her mouth...
So you're saying you're a hairy whore that is friends with a rapist and can only get prepubescent girls to blow him?
I just murdered my wife with a hammer. My daughter watched me, but I stuffed my cock down her throat til she choked. Not sure what to do with the bodies though....
reason 842 why guys should at least trim their shit or shave it off..
1:47 shut up the guys with balls are talking
my boy put his thumb in my ass the other day, and it's still bleeding 3 days later. :[