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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:47pm

    Shave that shit, asshole! If girls have to keep it clean then you should too!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:47pm

    I just don't see how someone could think it's OK to shove his dick into someone's ass without permission. So not cool. Ladies, if you are with a guy who does this/has done this, you should probably dump him. There are plenty of nice straight guys out there who will actually respect you. What a notion.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:49am

    If she can get her teeth to your pubes that easliy, then you have a small penis and should not discuss this with your friends so openly.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:53pm

    I agree 100% with 12:47. Pubic hair isn't any less nasty because you're a guy. I'm not going down until you're smooth.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:47pm

    battle scars, or evidence for when the police find that twelve year old girl you raped?

  • 68 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:48pm

    You and your friend are both whores and imbeciles.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:07pm

    You gotta love the guys talking crap about anal sex... they're the guys that don't get laid because they can't find a hole. Nothing wrong with anal but if you're one of those d-heads that love to "accidentally" find the wrong hole maybe you've found the reason why your dick hasn't been in a hole for the last year. I'm so glad I'm a guy so I wouldn't have to put up with this bull if I were a girl.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 5:27pm

    1:26 totally agree. I know guys like to do everything they see in porn, but you have NO IDEA how much anal hurts. NO idea. Even with a lot of preparation it can still be painful, so shoving it in "accidentally" no lube no prep... fucking ultimate dbag move and you deserve to die cold and alone.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:02pm

    Shave u dirty bastard!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:35pm

    1:26.. you are my hero! Thank you!!... i can handle it now but dude... those "accidental" times left me bleeding . No fun and it hurt like hell

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:57pm

    Ew. That's why you shave. That's disgusting!

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:53am

    if i guy ever "accidentally" rear-ended i'd be sure to go down on them and "accidentally" leave them with one less ball. dont' be a fucking douche OP

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:46pm

    wow who knew guys were so gossipy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:51pm

    Straight up bullshit and once you actually lose your virginity you'll know why this text stinks of virgin story ... Oh and good luck losing that . Jackoff !

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:44pm

    I hope she bit you too.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:32pm

    @:11 just fucking say your going to shove it in our ass, then use some fucking lube.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:31am

    1:26 The reaction is half the fun. September 21, 1:35PM I’d like to see your reaction after you getting 'accidentally' butt raped Bet seeing a jerk guy who thinks it’s ok to do that to women getting rear ended unexpectedly would be far more hilarious. That would be a good new craze, women sleeping with sleazy guys then sodomizing them... If you can’t handle/not willing to, don’t think you can go around doing what you want.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:06pm

    Girls! Surprise douchebag opportunist-rapists with a strap-on!

  • 40 38
    Submitted by ahart92 on Oct 25, 10 at 12:18am

    fake.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:22am

    God lord trim your bush. It's not just a girl thing.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:11pm

    did, trim it up! this is largely your fault

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:09am

    11:50 is my new hero.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:59pm

    Thats y u dont let a freshman blow u.....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:48pm

    @5:27 -- STFU and breathe into the pain. We don't want to hear your whiney shit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:07pm

    2:48 thats a problem...wtf...im sure you shit bigger than a thumb!

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:48pm

    my boy put his thumb in my ass the other day, and it's still bleeding 3 days later. :[

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:46pm

    What if he actually just killed his wife (2:15)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:22pm

    So you're saying you're a hairy whore that is friends with a rapist and can only get prepubescent girls to blow him?

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:26pm

    You should have taken a photo of her mouth...

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:37pm

    you deserved it, most def. keep that shit trimmed!

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    Submitted by redhead07 on Jun 26, 11 at 10:02am

    Shave your pubes and you won't have that problem

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:24pm

    This is why it pays to keep it trim. That, and the extra "visual inch." Groomulate, buddy.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:46am

    how young was she if she had braces cuz most 13-15 year olds have braces...

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:30pm

    not if he cut he ass with his nail 3:07. plus shit is soft and molds shape to your ass.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:49pm

    reason 842 why guys should at least trim their shit or shave it off..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:13pm

    11:50 I bow before you and worship you as god. XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:11pm

    1:47 shut up the guys with balls are talking

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:40pm

    SHAVE, DAMN. it's not hard, and this is so unlikely to be true it's hilarious.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:15pm

    I just murdered my wife with a hammer. My daughter watched me, but I stuffed my cock down her throat til she choked. Not sure what to do with the bodies though....