smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
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He's as lousy as his father anyway
players in the NBA smoke weed? no way...
Is TFLN admissible in court? Will anybody give a damn that someone smoked weed with Joakim Noah? McHale and Parrish smoked at least a doob at halftime of just about every Celtics game, big deal. Maybe it'll be a PED for Noah, too. Good for him.
noah is a fucking pussy
he sucks. he's my bitch
he could get in trouble? yeah, texts from last night is a very reliable sourced used to penalize professional atheletes. don't be stupid.
Noah's the ugliest man alive.
way to put someone on blast. hope someone outs your pot smoking to people you wouldn't want to find out. karma is a motherfucker!
10:17, that made me lol.
10:21, you might be seriously retarded if you didn't get that that was a joke...
9:58 go kill yourself
Fuck Joakim Noah, I hope you gave him some schwagg it's all he deserves.
See? No body cares if you're first or not. You're just a douche.
yeaaaa lville represent
Horse shit is natural too, I don't see people lining up to smoke it.
And no, TFLN is not admissable in court but it could lead to someone deciding to test him, which COULD get him in trouble. Very irresponsible of TFLN allowing the name to go on the site.
LETS GO NUGGETS!! yayyyyyyy
in all seriousness, this is super funny... but the actual name shouldn't be included .. the site should perhaps consider filtering or monitoring or at least putting a disclaimer ??
I smoked with him at lollapalooza. The man was higher than a kite
5:24 for the sake of the chicago bulls, it's best that this information be divulged. they're much better off without that pussy joakim noah.
BOSTON CELTICS: NBA CHAMPIONS 2010
haha i hope this is real. nba doesn't even test for weed.
that sucks that someone used his name.. even if the nba doesn't care i'm sure he would have rather not had someone write that about him. i went to high school with him and he's really cool
July 7, 8:24 I believe the celts are currently undeffeated so suck on that!
4:08 the difference is that weed flowers are picked, dried, and smoked. Cocaine has to be HEAVILY processed from cocoa leaves.
OMG WEED IS TEH EVIL!!! MY DARE OFFICER SED IT WAS BAD!!!1111 WEED KILLS YOU AND UR FAMILY!!111 IM ABOVE TEH INFLUENCE!!!!111 I LIKE PANIC AT THE DISCO!!!11
joakim noah + chicago bulls = fail
Wait, someone in the NBA smokes weed? Seriously? Who'd a thunk it. I'm shocked!
As a die-hard gator hater, my sentiments are: GO DAWGS! SIC EM! WOOF WOOF WOOF!!
i agree with 10:56, tell your friends, but don't show it off on the interwebs
so if weed is a plant and is natural, then can't the same argument be made for the cocoa plant? so cocaine shouldn't be labeled a drug either! I'm going to snort 5 lines in celebration of this new found knowledge
i love how many non stoners answered this...you can tell by pretty much anyone who has a negative attitude...roll one out, and stop hating...jah
he went to my hgih school,. who hasnt smoked weed with him?
well....i have an iphone
wouldnt doubt if that was derick rose to tyrus thomas
11:14 you're a dumbass, the NBA doesn't give a shit if they smoke weed. As long as you tell the NBA beforehand what drugs you'll test positive for they don't care.
did he do that douche bag dance that he did after their second title?
i didnt think it was possiable but his face-value had just been lowered, considering how his actuall face looks like
these people are Gator-haters!...Joakim...damn it be smart...we love you!
Noah doesn't smoke you lying sack. I'd know. I'm one of his best friends....
he already got busted w/ weed (and liquor while not 21)
ITS OK DONT WORRY
snitches deserve holes in their head
I love the 773.
certainly explains some of his behavior. and his hair. but seriously- fuck the bulls.
Did you tell him to cut his hair?
shhhh...u heard it hear first. Derrick Rose is overrated. u'll see...
a la Brian Urlacher
and that's why they need weed breaks at basketball games
There's no way to know if this text is legit, though. Not a credible source. On the other hand, I go to Kansas and I know how basketball players can be. Btw, Noah is no Hinrich.
FIRST! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Lol at 10 18
But someone should take this down he could get in real trouble
Well not real trouble but putting up anyones full name here is fucked up...let alone a pro athlete
can someone send this to the bulls' front office so no one has to see his ugly face again?
now lets see if he fails an offseason drug test..
10:31 and 10:34, I am going to rat out a drug dealer today and get myself a $500 reward, just for you two assholes. And for every stupid post you make after this, I will find and rat out one more.
But I agree, the fact that its a plant doesn't make it not a drug. Plants contain hundreds of thousands of substances that can be harmful or therapeutic. Doesn't mean I'm not going to smoke weed though.
way to out someone for smoking weed
I don't think it's appropriate to use someone's full name in a post here.
i hope you're serious. next time convince him to cut his damn raccoon hair. on the other hand he swatted the shit out of cleveland. so props for that...
i'm pissed tfln posted this.. it's not even funny and could hurt jnoah and his career..
The kids that defend weed crack me up. If you want to do it, fine, but you need to realize that it will never be legal and stop trying to justify it.
Is it harmful? Yes.
Is it worse than cigarettes? Probably not.
Is it hypocritical that one is illegal and not the other? Yes.
Will it ever change? Probably not.
agree with 12:34 weed+gators= love
even if they did check for weed he could easily detox
the spurs are SOOOOOOOOO fucking homo
Boston Celtics suck. Three teams in the EAST are better than you. Good luck.
Shut the fuck up 444 ur a price of shit u don't know him if he was your good freind you would not be on tfls your just trying to be funny
lets all pause... and thank 11:12 for the update
eh id rather be beating a bitch w/ kobe
Go Celtics! Rajon Rondo>Noah.
who cares if he smokes weed? the bulls would be better if he failed a drug test..
10:01, FIRST MOTHERFUCKER.
shitloads of basketball players smoke...and so do most ppl...weed isnt a drug, its a plant, grows naturally.
god damn it joakim....i dont care if you even boom, just fuckin get a haircut and braces, and catch the fuckin ball
someone from fmylife said something about this guy on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site...funny shit
weed + gators = love
& 12:22 is riiiight
1:33 AMEN and 4:08 go kill yourself
of he smokes weed ... he's a non-swimmer
I met him on the airplane flyin from ft lauderdale to chicago...sat right infront of us...i thought he looked familiar but didnt realize who he was till later that night =[
Joakim Noah is my idol
1) I doubt the NBA checks this website to see if they have people smoking up.
2) 10:17 is clearly faking.
i bet derrick rose sent this text
i hope this gets him suspended cause some loser posted on TFLN hahahaha
Joakim Noah = Sloth from the Goonies.............HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOUUUUUU GUYSSSS!!!!!
That was a damn entertaining series between the bulls and celtics...I'm hoping my spurs can pull themselves together though and win another title!!!
10:54-The NBA most certainly DOES test for marijuana dumbass. They're just more lenient about marijuana test failures than any other substance.
11:36-Are you retarded? They can't just say "hey, I'm going to fail this test for marijuana, just so you know" and it's okay. I tried to list the penalties but it won't let me post it. Google it yourself so you can have your shit together next time.
hedo turkoglu owns joachim noah
hey 12:05 & 12:40...45-42
8:55, you are hockey-helmet retarded. The only thing hurting Noah's career is his underachieving and his gumby hands.
They knew it was a joke dumbass. 10:17 just came off like an annoying, obnoxious idiot.
Way to put his business out there. Two thumbs up for potentially ruining his career.
10:17, sounds like you're on fucking crack or something...calm your shit down. Hit a joint or something.
Up no trees now what
will someone please explain to me why people find it amusing to right first???
i for one am not at all shocked he smokes and who the fuck cares if you put his full name, he's famous and if he dind't want people to find out about him smoking he should have been more careful... who gives a fuck, smoke up if you want joakim more power to ya
you shouldn't put that man's business out there like that.
i love the bulls!! yyyyyeeeaaahhhh go BULLS rise again!!!!!
Joakim Noah is the man, and he's fine the way he is. Fuck Bitches, Get Money= NOAH. And every1 knows he smokes mad bud, whats wrong with that? Personally I think your makin' it up. His #'s keep gettin better every year too.
Hi, this is Joakim. They're testing me in an hour. Thanks a lot, buddy.
Yeah, cocknockers - way to "put his business out there". This is going to shock the two people in Peru who didn't know this guy blazes the hippie lettuce.
YOU ARE A DICK FOR OUTING HIM. DIE IN A FIRE, ASSHOLE.
ahhahahahahhahahaha 10:17 best shit ever
"i like panic at the disco"
that fuckin topped it off and made me laugh harder than the texts posted.
If the NBA put weed on the banned substances list, they'd have to change the name to "No Blacks Allowed". It would be an all-white league!
im sure this could get him in a lot of trouble. hahahahah. o welll
You're years away from another championship, at least.
I don't smoke it, but this is actually a true fact. Love JoNo.