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  • He's as lousy as his father anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:48am
  • Is TFLN admissible in court? Will anybody give a damn that someone smoked weed with Joakim Noah? McHale and Parrish smoked at least a doob at halftime of just about every Celtics game, big deal. Maybe it'll be a PED for Noah, too. Good for him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:13am
  • he sucks. he's my bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:17pm
  • haha i hope this is real. nba doesn't even test for weed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:54pm
  • noah is a fucking pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:54pm
  • in all seriousness, this is super funny... but the actual name shouldn't be included .. the site should perhaps consider filtering or monitoring or at least putting a disclaimer ??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:13pm
  • Fuck Joakim Noah, I hope you gave him some schwagg it's all he deserves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:54pm
  • As a die-hard gator hater, my sentiments are: GO DAWGS! SIC EM! WOOF WOOF WOOF!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:05am
  • Horse shit is natural too, I don't see people lining up to smoke it. And no, TFLN is not admissable in court but it could lead to someone deciding to test him, which COULD get him in trouble. Very irresponsible of TFLN allowing the name to go on the site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:57am
  • players in the NBA smoke weed? no way...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:38pm
  • i love how many non stoners answered this...you can tell by pretty much anyone who has a negative attitude...roll one out, and stop hating...jah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:49am
  • 9:58 go kill yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:01pm
  • LETS GO NUGGETS!! yayyyyyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:34am
  • shhhh...u heard it hear first. Derrick Rose is overrated. u'll see... a la Brian Urlacher

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:37pm
  • the spurs are SOOOOOOOOO fucking homo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:11am
  • yeaaaa lville represent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:15pm
  • i agree with 10:56, tell your friends, but don't show it off on the interwebs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:03pm
  • eh id rather be beating a bitch w/ kobe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:59pm
  • 10:17, that made me lol. 10:21, you might be seriously retarded if you didn't get that that was a joke...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:21am
  • Noah's the ugliest man alive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:05pm
  • he could get in trouble? yeah, texts from last night is a very reliable sourced used to penalize professional atheletes. don't be stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:51am
  • Eighteenth!! See? No body cares if you're first or not. You're just a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:31pm
  • 11:14 you're a dumbass, the NBA doesn't give a shit if they smoke weed. As long as you tell the NBA beforehand what drugs you'll test positive for they don't care.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:36pm
  • joakim noah + chicago bulls = fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:05pm
  • well....i have an iphone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:08pm
  • July 7, 8:24 I believe the celts are currently undeffeated so suck on that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:06pm
  • I smoked with him at lollapalooza. The man was higher than a kite

    Submitted by tank1020 on Mar 18, 10 at 3:30am
  • shitloads of basketball players smoke...and so do most ppl...weed isnt a drug, its a plant, grows naturally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:40am
  • agree with 12:34 weed+gators= love even if they did check for weed he could easily detox

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:41pm
  • so if weed is a plant and is natural, then can't the same argument be made for the cocoa plant? so cocaine shouldn't be labeled a drug either! I'm going to snort 5 lines in celebration of this new found knowledge

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:08am
  • these people are Gator-haters!...Joakim...damn it be smart...we love you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:13pm
  • that sucks that someone used his name.. even if the nba doesn't care i'm sure he would have rather not had someone write that about him. i went to high school with him and he's really cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:57pm
  • OMG WEED IS TEH EVIL!!! MY DARE OFFICER SED IT WAS BAD!!!1111 WEED KILLS YOU AND UR FAMILY!!111 IM ABOVE TEH INFLUENCE!!!!111 I LIKE PANIC AT THE DISCO!!!11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Wait, someone in the NBA smokes weed? Seriously? Who'd a thunk it. I'm shocked!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:13am
  • did he do that douche bag dance that he did after their second title?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:50pm
  • Noah doesn't smoke you lying sack. I'd know. I'm one of his best friends....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:44am
  • 10:31 and 10:34, I am going to rat out a drug dealer today and get myself a $500 reward, just for you two assholes. And for every stupid post you make after this, I will find and rat out one more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:39am
  • way to out someone for smoking weed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:49pm
  • certainly explains some of his behavior. and his hair. but seriously- fuck the bulls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:44pm
  • hedo turkoglu owns joachim noah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:14pm
  • 4:08 the difference is that weed flowers are picked, dried, and smoked. Cocaine has to be HEAVILY processed from cocoa leaves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:06am
  • way to put someone on blast. hope someone outs your pot smoking to people you wouldn't want to find out. karma is a motherfucker!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:56pm
  • I don't think it's appropriate to use someone's full name in a post here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:24pm
  • But I agree, the fact that its a plant doesn't make it not a drug. Plants contain hundreds of thousands of substances that can be harmful or therapeutic. Doesn't mean I'm not going to smoke weed though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:08am
  • There's no way to know if this text is legit, though. Not a credible source. On the other hand, I go to Kansas and I know how basketball players can be. Btw, Noah is no Hinrich.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:39am
  • now lets see if he fails an offseason drug test..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Boston Celtics suck. Three teams in the EAST are better than you. Good luck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:24pm
  • Joakim Noah is my idol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:19pm
  • 5:24 for the sake of the chicago bulls, it's best that this information be divulged. they're much better off without that pussy joakim noah. BOSTON CELTICS: NBA CHAMPIONS 2010

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:23pm
  • Go Celtics! Rajon Rondo>Noah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:07pm
  • i hope you're serious. next time convince him to cut his damn raccoon hair. on the other hand he swatted the shit out of cleveland. so props for that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:43am
  • weed + gators = love & 12:22 is riiiight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:34pm
  • 10:54-The NBA most certainly DOES test for marijuana dumbass. They're just more lenient about marijuana test failures than any other substance. 11:36-Are you retarded? They can't just say "hey, I'm going to fail this test for marijuana, just so you know" and it's okay. I tried to list the penalties but it won't let me post it. Google it yourself so you can have your shit together next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:00am
  • he went to my hgih school,. who hasnt smoked weed with him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:09pm
  • and that's why they need weed breaks at basketball games

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:14am
  • can someone send this to the bulls' front office so no one has to see his ugly face again?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:51am
  • lets all pause... and thank 11:12 for the update

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:49pm
  • i didnt think it was possiable but his face-value had just been lowered, considering how his actuall face looks like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:11am
  • god damn it joakim....i dont care if you even boom, just fuckin get a haircut and braces, and catch the fuckin ball

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:10pm
  • i'm pissed tfln posted this.. it's not even funny and could hurt jnoah and his career..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:55am
  • snitches deserve holes in their head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:34am
  • Lol at 10 18 But someone should take this down he could get in real trouble Well not real trouble but putting up anyones full name here is fucked up...let alone a pro athlete

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:14pm
  • he already got busted w/ weed (and liquor while not 21) ITS OK DONT WORRY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:37pm
  • who cares if he smokes weed? the bulls would be better if he failed a drug test..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:52pm
  • someone from fmylife said something about this guy on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site...funny shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:00am
  • Hahaha. I love the 773.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:30am
  • FIRST! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Did you tell him to cut his hair?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:17pm
  • 1:33 AMEN and 4:08 go kill yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:28pm
  • 8:55, you are hockey-helmet retarded. The only thing hurting Noah's career is his underachieving and his gumby hands.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:59am
  • of he smokes weed ... he's a non-swimmer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:56am
  • 10:17, sounds like you're on fucking crack or something...calm your shit down. Hit a joint or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Shut the fuck up 444 ur a price of shit u don't know him if he was your good freind you would not be on tfls your just trying to be funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:13pm
  • you shouldn't put that man's business out there like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:36am
  • wouldnt doubt if that was derick rose to tyrus thomas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:18pm
  • Way to put his business out there. Two thumbs up for potentially ruining his career.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:31am
  • i hope this gets him suspended cause some loser posted on TFLN hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:58pm
  • 1) I doubt the NBA checks this website to see if they have people smoking up. 2) 10:17 is clearly faking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:22pm
  • The kids that defend weed crack me up. If you want to do it, fine, but you need to realize that it will never be legal and stop trying to justify it. Is it harmful? Yes. Is it worse than cigarettes? Probably not. Is it hypocritical that one is illegal and not the other? Yes. Will it ever change? Probably not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:12am
  • That was a damn entertaining series between the bulls and celtics...I'm hoping my spurs can pull themselves together though and win another title!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:48am
  • I met him on the airplane flyin from ft lauderdale to chicago...sat right infront of us...i thought he looked familiar but didnt realize who he was till later that night =[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:31pm
  • 10:01, FIRST MOTHERFUCKER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:01pm
  • They knew it was a joke dumbass. 10:17 just came off like an annoying, obnoxious idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:23am
  • Joakim Noah = Sloth from the Goonies.............HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOUUUUUU GUYSSSS!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:55am
  • i love the bulls!! yyyyyeeeaaahhhh go BULLS rise again!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:05am
  • hey 12:05 & 12:40...45-42

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:16am
  • i bet derrick rose sent this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Hi, this is Joakim. They're testing me in an hour. Thanks a lot, buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:15am
  • Joakim Noah is the man, and he's fine the way he is. Fuck Bitches, Get Money= NOAH. And every1 knows he smokes mad bud, whats wrong with that? Personally I think your makin' it up. His #'s keep gettin better every year too.

    Submitted by BUbraves on Apr 26, 10 at 9:03pm
  • Yeah, cocknockers - way to "put his business out there". This is going to shock the two people in Peru who didn't know this guy blazes the hippie lettuce.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:05am
  • YOU ARE A DICK FOR OUTING HIM. DIE IN A FIRE, ASSHOLE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Up no trees now what

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:12am
  • will someone please explain to me why people find it amusing to right first??? i for one am not at all shocked he smokes and who the fuck cares if you put his full name, he's famous and if he dind't want people to find out about him smoking he should have been more careful... who gives a fuck, smoke up if you want joakim more power to ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:33am
  • im sure this could get him in a lot of trouble. hahahahah. o welll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:37pm
  • You're years away from another championship, at least.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:43pm
  • ahhahahahahhahahaha 10:17 best shit ever "i like panic at the disco" that fuckin topped it off and made me laugh harder than the texts posted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:30am
  • If the NBA put weed on the banned substances list, they'd have to change the name to "No Blacks Allowed". It would be an all-white league!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:36am
  • I don't smoke it, but this is actually a true fact. Love JoNo.

    Submitted by rookiephenom on Apr 1, 13 at 11:11am
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