smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
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He's as lousy as his father anyway
he sucks. he's my bitch
Is TFLN admissible in court? Will anybody give a damn that someone smoked weed with Joakim Noah? McHale and Parrish smoked at least a doob at halftime of just about every Celtics game, big deal. Maybe it'll be a PED for Noah, too. Good for him.
in all seriousness, this is super funny... but the actual name shouldn't be included .. the site should perhaps consider filtering or monitoring or at least putting a disclaimer ??
haha i hope this is real. nba doesn't even test for weed.
noah is a fucking pussy
LETS GO NUGGETS!! yayyyyyyy
well....i have an iphone
players in the NBA smoke weed? no way...
yeaaaa lville represent
As a die-hard gator hater, my sentiments are: GO DAWGS! SIC EM! WOOF WOOF WOOF!!
Horse shit is natural too, I don't see people lining up to smoke it.
And no, TFLN is not admissable in court but it could lead to someone deciding to test him, which COULD get him in trouble. Very irresponsible of TFLN allowing the name to go on the site.
i love how many non stoners answered this...you can tell by pretty much anyone who has a negative attitude...roll one out, and stop hating...jah
Fuck Joakim Noah, I hope you gave him some schwagg it's all he deserves.
eh id rather be beating a bitch w/ kobe
i agree with 10:56, tell your friends, but don't show it off on the interwebs
joakim noah + chicago bulls = fail
9:58 go kill yourself
shhhh...u heard it hear first. Derrick Rose is overrated. u'll see...
a la Brian Urlacher
the spurs are SOOOOOOOOO fucking homo
these people are Gator-haters!...Joakim...damn it be smart...we love you!
that sucks that someone used his name.. even if the nba doesn't care i'm sure he would have rather not had someone write that about him. i went to high school with him and he's really cool
See? No body cares if you're first or not. You're just a douche.
10:17, that made me lol.
10:21, you might be seriously retarded if you didn't get that that was a joke...
Noah's the ugliest man alive.
he could get in trouble? yeah, texts from last night is a very reliable sourced used to penalize professional atheletes. don't be stupid.
July 7, 8:24 I believe the celts are currently undeffeated so suck on that!
Joakim Noah is my idol
shitloads of basketball players smoke...and so do most ppl...weed isnt a drug, its a plant, grows naturally.
I smoked with him at lollapalooza. The man was higher than a kite
so if weed is a plant and is natural, then can't the same argument be made for the cocoa plant? so cocaine shouldn't be labeled a drug either! I'm going to snort 5 lines in celebration of this new found knowledge
11:14 you're a dumbass, the NBA doesn't give a shit if they smoke weed. As long as you tell the NBA beforehand what drugs you'll test positive for they don't care.
he went to my hgih school,. who hasnt smoked weed with him?
10:31 and 10:34, I am going to rat out a drug dealer today and get myself a $500 reward, just for you two assholes. And for every stupid post you make after this, I will find and rat out one more.
agree with 12:34 weed+gators= love
even if they did check for weed he could easily detox
But I agree, the fact that its a plant doesn't make it not a drug. Plants contain hundreds of thousands of substances that can be harmful or therapeutic. Doesn't mean I'm not going to smoke weed though.
i hope you're serious. next time convince him to cut his damn raccoon hair. on the other hand he swatted the shit out of cleveland. so props for that...
did he do that douche bag dance that he did after their second title?
way to out someone for smoking weed
hedo turkoglu owns joachim noah
Boston Celtics suck. Three teams in the EAST are better than you. Good luck.
There's no way to know if this text is legit, though. Not a credible source. On the other hand, I go to Kansas and I know how basketball players can be. Btw, Noah is no Hinrich.
certainly explains some of his behavior. and his hair. but seriously- fuck the bulls.
way to put someone on blast. hope someone outs your pot smoking to people you wouldn't want to find out. karma is a motherfucker!
now lets see if he fails an offseason drug test..
Wait, someone in the NBA smokes weed? Seriously? Who'd a thunk it. I'm shocked!
Noah doesn't smoke you lying sack. I'd know. I'm one of his best friends....
Go Celtics! Rajon Rondo>Noah.
4:08 the difference is that weed flowers are picked, dried, and smoked. Cocaine has to be HEAVILY processed from cocoa leaves.
OMG WEED IS TEH EVIL!!! MY DARE OFFICER SED IT WAS BAD!!!1111 WEED KILLS YOU AND UR FAMILY!!111 IM ABOVE TEH INFLUENCE!!!!111 I LIKE PANIC AT THE DISCO!!!11
I don't think it's appropriate to use someone's full name in a post here.
i'm pissed tfln posted this.. it's not even funny and could hurt jnoah and his career..
weed + gators = love
& 12:22 is riiiight
can someone send this to the bulls' front office so no one has to see his ugly face again?
lets all pause... and thank 11:12 for the update
god damn it joakim....i dont care if you even boom, just fuckin get a haircut and braces, and catch the fuckin ball
5:24 for the sake of the chicago bulls, it's best that this information be divulged. they're much better off without that pussy joakim noah.
BOSTON CELTICS: NBA CHAMPIONS 2010
i didnt think it was possiable but his face-value had just been lowered, considering how his actuall face looks like
10:54-The NBA most certainly DOES test for marijuana dumbass. They're just more lenient about marijuana test failures than any other substance.
11:36-Are you retarded? They can't just say "hey, I'm going to fail this test for marijuana, just so you know" and it's okay. I tried to list the penalties but it won't let me post it. Google it yourself so you can have your shit together next time.
and that's why they need weed breaks at basketball games
snitches deserve holes in their head
who cares if he smokes weed? the bulls would be better if he failed a drug test..
you shouldn't put that man's business out there like that.
1:33 AMEN and 4:08 go kill yourself
8:55, you are hockey-helmet retarded. The only thing hurting Noah's career is his underachieving and his gumby hands.
of he smokes weed ... he's a non-swimmer
he already got busted w/ weed (and liquor while not 21)
ITS OK DONT WORRY
Way to put his business out there. Two thumbs up for potentially ruining his career.
They knew it was a joke dumbass. 10:17 just came off like an annoying, obnoxious idiot.
someone from fmylife said something about this guy on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site...funny shit
Lol at 10 18
But someone should take this down he could get in real trouble
Well not real trouble but putting up anyones full name here is fucked up...let alone a pro athlete
Shut the fuck up 444 ur a price of shit u don't know him if he was your good freind you would not be on tfls your just trying to be funny
i hope this gets him suspended cause some loser posted on TFLN hahahaha
Did you tell him to cut his hair?
FIRST! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
10:17, sounds like you're on fucking crack or something...calm your shit down. Hit a joint or something.
1) I doubt the NBA checks this website to see if they have people smoking up.
2) 10:17 is clearly faking.
I love the 773.
wouldnt doubt if that was derick rose to tyrus thomas
10:01, FIRST MOTHERFUCKER.
I met him on the airplane flyin from ft lauderdale to chicago...sat right infront of us...i thought he looked familiar but didnt realize who he was till later that night =[
The kids that defend weed crack me up. If you want to do it, fine, but you need to realize that it will never be legal and stop trying to justify it.
Is it harmful? Yes.
Is it worse than cigarettes? Probably not.
Is it hypocritical that one is illegal and not the other? Yes.
Will it ever change? Probably not.
That was a damn entertaining series between the bulls and celtics...I'm hoping my spurs can pull themselves together though and win another title!!!
hey 12:05 & 12:40...45-42
will someone please explain to me why people find it amusing to right first???
i for one am not at all shocked he smokes and who the fuck cares if you put his full name, he's famous and if he dind't want people to find out about him smoking he should have been more careful... who gives a fuck, smoke up if you want joakim more power to ya
Joakim Noah = Sloth from the Goonies.............HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOUUUUUU GUYSSSS!!!!!
YOU ARE A DICK FOR OUTING HIM. DIE IN A FIRE, ASSHOLE.
i love the bulls!! yyyyyeeeaaahhhh go BULLS rise again!!!!!
Yeah, cocknockers - way to "put his business out there". This is going to shock the two people in Peru who didn't know this guy blazes the hippie lettuce.
Joakim Noah is the man, and he's fine the way he is. Fuck Bitches, Get Money= NOAH. And every1 knows he smokes mad bud, whats wrong with that? Personally I think your makin' it up. His #'s keep gettin better every year too.
i bet derrick rose sent this text
Hi, this is Joakim. They're testing me in an hour. Thanks a lot, buddy.
Up no trees now what
If the NBA put weed on the banned substances list, they'd have to change the name to "No Blacks Allowed". It would be an all-white league!
You're years away from another championship, at least.
ahhahahahahhahahaha 10:17 best shit ever
"i like panic at the disco"
that fuckin topped it off and made me laugh harder than the texts posted.
im sure this could get him in a lot of trouble. hahahahah. o welll
I don't smoke it, but this is actually a true fact. Love JoNo.