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  • 59 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:13pm

    these people are Gator-haters!...Joakim...damn it be smart...we love you!

  • 59 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:12am

    The kids that defend weed crack me up. If you want to do it, fine, but you need to realize that it will never be legal and stop trying to justify it. Is it harmful? Yes. Is it worse than cigarettes? Probably not. Is it hypocritical that one is illegal and not the other? Yes. Will it ever change? Probably not.

  • 60 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:05am

    As a die-hard gator hater, my sentiments are: GO DAWGS! SIC EM! WOOF WOOF WOOF!!

  • 62 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:13pm

    in all seriousness, this is super funny... but the actual name shouldn't be included .. the site should perhaps consider filtering or monitoring or at least putting a disclaimer ??

  • 55 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:50pm

    did he do that douche bag dance that he did after their second title?

  • 53 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:23pm

    5:24 for the sake of the chicago bulls, it's best that this information be divulged. they're much better off without that pussy joakim noah. BOSTON CELTICS: NBA CHAMPIONS 2010

  • 53 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:17pm

    he sucks. he's my bitch

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:54pm

    Fuck Joakim Noah, I hope you gave him some schwagg it's all he deserves.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:14am

    and that's why they need weed breaks at basketball games

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:40am

    shitloads of basketball players smoke...and so do most ppl...weed isnt a drug, its a plant, grows naturally.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:05pm

    joakim noah + chicago bulls = fail

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:05pm

    Noah's the ugliest man alive.

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:34pm

    weed + gators = love & 12:22 is riiiight

  • 52 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:51am

    he could get in trouble? yeah, texts from last night is a very reliable sourced used to penalize professional atheletes. don't be stupid.

  • 51 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:13am

    Wait, someone in the NBA smokes weed? Seriously? Who'd a thunk it. I'm shocked!

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:48am

    He's as lousy as his father anyway

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:08am

    so if weed is a plant and is natural, then can't the same argument be made for the cocoa plant? so cocaine shouldn't be labeled a drug either! I'm going to snort 5 lines in celebration of this new found knowledge

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:38pm

    players in the NBA smoke weed? no way...

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:10pm

    god damn it joakim....i dont care if you even boom, just fuckin get a haircut and braces, and catch the fuckin ball

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:34am

    snitches deserve holes in their head

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:57am

    Horse shit is natural too, I don't see people lining up to smoke it. And no, TFLN is not admissable in court but it could lead to someone deciding to test him, which COULD get him in trouble. Very irresponsible of TFLN allowing the name to go on the site.

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:31pm

    Eighteenth!! See? No body cares if you're first or not. You're just a douche.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:37pm

    he already got busted w/ weed (and liquor while not 21) ITS OK DONT WORRY

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:52pm

    who cares if he smokes weed? the bulls would be better if he failed a drug test..

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:17pm

    Did you tell him to cut his hair?

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:11pm

    now lets see if he fails an offseason drug test..

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:44pm

    certainly explains some of his behavior. and his hair. but seriously- fuck the bulls.

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:24pm

    Boston Celtics suck. Three teams in the EAST are better than you. Good luck.

  • 44 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:24pm

    I don't think it's appropriate to use someone's full name in a post here.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:54pm

    noah is a fucking pussy

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:06pm

    July 7, 8:24 I believe the celts are currently undeffeated so suck on that!

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:13am

    Is TFLN admissible in court? Will anybody give a damn that someone smoked weed with Joakim Noah? McHale and Parrish smoked at least a doob at halftime of just about every Celtics game, big deal. Maybe it'll be a PED for Noah, too. Good for him.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:37pm

    shhhh...u heard it hear first. Derrick Rose is overrated. u'll see... a la Brian Urlacher

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:08pm

    well....i have an iphone

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:07pm

    Go Celtics! Rajon Rondo>Noah.

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:06am

    4:08 the difference is that weed flowers are picked, dried, and smoked. Cocaine has to be HEAVILY processed from cocoa leaves.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:56pm

    way to put someone on blast. hope someone outs your pot smoking to people you wouldn't want to find out. karma is a motherfucker!

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:55am

    i'm pissed tfln posted this.. it's not even funny and could hurt jnoah and his career..

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:58pm

    i hope this gets him suspended cause some loser posted on TFLN hahahaha

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:15pm

    yeaaaa lville represent

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:22pm

    1) I doubt the NBA checks this website to see if they have people smoking up. 2) 10:17 is clearly faking.

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:16am

    hey 12:05 & 12:40...45-42

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:34am

    LETS GO NUGGETS!! yayyyyyyy

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:28pm

    1:33 AMEN and 4:08 go kill yourself

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:39am

    10:31 and 10:34, I am going to rat out a drug dealer today and get myself a $500 reward, just for you two assholes. And for every stupid post you make after this, I will find and rat out one more.

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:18pm

    wouldnt doubt if that was derick rose to tyrus thomas

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:43am

    i hope you're serious. next time convince him to cut his damn raccoon hair. on the other hand he swatted the shit out of cleveland. so props for that...

  • 40 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:39am

    There's no way to know if this text is legit, though. Not a credible source. On the other hand, I go to Kansas and I know how basketball players can be. Btw, Noah is no Hinrich.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:21am

    10:17, that made me lol. 10:21, you might be seriously retarded if you didn't get that that was a joke...

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:57pm

    that sucks that someone used his name.. even if the nba doesn't care i'm sure he would have rather not had someone write that about him. i went to high school with him and he's really cool

  • 52 62
    Submitted by tank1020 on Mar 18, 10 at 3:30am

    I smoked with him at lollapalooza. The man was higher than a kite

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:36pm

    11:14 you're a dumbass, the NBA doesn't give a shit if they smoke weed. As long as you tell the NBA beforehand what drugs you'll test positive for they don't care.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:54pm

    haha i hope this is real. nba doesn't even test for weed.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:13pm

    Shut the fuck up 444 ur a price of shit u don't know him if he was your good freind you would not be on tfls your just trying to be funny

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:56am

    of he smokes weed ... he's a non-swimmer

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:59pm

    eh id rather be beating a bitch w/ kobe

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:49am

    i love how many non stoners answered this...you can tell by pretty much anyone who has a negative attitude...roll one out, and stop hating...jah

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:09pm

    he went to my hgih school,. who hasnt smoked weed with him?

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:59am

    8:55, you are hockey-helmet retarded. The only thing hurting Noah's career is his underachieving and his gumby hands.

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:05am

    i love the bulls!! yyyyyeeeaaahhhh go BULLS rise again!!!!!

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:41pm

    agree with 12:34 weed+gators= love even if they did check for weed he could easily detox

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:44am

    Noah doesn't smoke you lying sack. I'd know. I'm one of his best friends....

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:49pm

    lets all pause... and thank 11:12 for the update

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:05am

    Yeah, cocknockers - way to "put his business out there". This is going to shock the two people in Peru who didn't know this guy blazes the hippie lettuce.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:14pm

    hedo turkoglu owns joachim noah

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:01pm

    9:58 go kill yourself

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:36am

    you shouldn't put that man's business out there like that.

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:03pm

    i agree with 10:56, tell your friends, but don't show it off on the interwebs

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:23am

    They knew it was a joke dumbass. 10:17 just came off like an annoying, obnoxious idiot.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:49pm

    way to out someone for smoking weed

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:08am

    But I agree, the fact that its a plant doesn't make it not a drug. Plants contain hundreds of thousands of substances that can be harmful or therapeutic. Doesn't mean I'm not going to smoke weed though.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:12am

    Up no trees now what

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:31pm

    I met him on the airplane flyin from ft lauderdale to chicago...sat right infront of us...i thought he looked familiar but didnt realize who he was till later that night =[

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:11am

    the spurs are SOOOOOOOOO fucking homo

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:33am

    will someone please explain to me why people find it amusing to right first??? i for one am not at all shocked he smokes and who the fuck cares if you put his full name, he's famous and if he dind't want people to find out about him smoking he should have been more careful... who gives a fuck, smoke up if you want joakim more power to ya

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:30am

    ahhahahahahhahahaha 10:17 best shit ever "i like panic at the disco" that fuckin topped it off and made me laugh harder than the texts posted.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:01pm

    10:01, FIRST MOTHERFUCKER.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:36am

    If the NBA put weed on the banned substances list, they'd have to change the name to "No Blacks Allowed". It would be an all-white league!

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:11am

    i didnt think it was possiable but his face-value had just been lowered, considering how his actuall face looks like

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:37pm

    im sure this could get him in a lot of trouble. hahahahah. o welll

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:14pm

    Lol at 10 18 But someone should take this down he could get in real trouble Well not real trouble but putting up anyones full name here is fucked up...let alone a pro athlete

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:15am

    Hi, this is Joakim. They're testing me in an hour. Thanks a lot, buddy.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:51am

    can someone send this to the bulls' front office so no one has to see his ugly face again?

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:30am

    Hahaha. I love the 773.

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:14pm

    i bet derrick rose sent this text

  • 45 67
    Submitted by BUbraves on Apr 26, 10 at 9:03pm

    Joakim Noah is the man, and he's fine the way he is. Fuck Bitches, Get Money= NOAH. And every1 knows he smokes mad bud, whats wrong with that? Personally I think your makin' it up. His #'s keep gettin better every year too.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:55am

    Joakim Noah = Sloth from the Goonies.............HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOUUUUUU GUYSSSS!!!!!

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:43pm

    You're years away from another championship, at least.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:31am

    Way to put his business out there. Two thumbs up for potentially ruining his career.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:00am

    someone from fmylife said something about this guy on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site...funny shit

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:00am

    10:54-The NBA most certainly DOES test for marijuana dumbass. They're just more lenient about marijuana test failures than any other substance. 11:36-Are you retarded? They can't just say "hey, I'm going to fail this test for marijuana, just so you know" and it's okay. I tried to list the penalties but it won't let me post it. Google it yourself so you can have your shit together next time.

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:21pm

    10:17, sounds like you're on fucking crack or something...calm your shit down. Hit a joint or something.

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:17pm

    OMG WEED IS TEH EVIL!!! MY DARE OFFICER SED IT WAS BAD!!!1111 WEED KILLS YOU AND UR FAMILY!!111 IM ABOVE TEH INFLUENCE!!!!111 I LIKE PANIC AT THE DISCO!!!11

  • 19 21
    Submitted by rookiephenom on Apr 1, 13 at 11:11am

    I don't smoke it, but this is actually a true fact. Love JoNo.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:46pm

    YOU ARE A DICK FOR OUTING HIM. DIE IN A FIRE, ASSHOLE.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:19pm

    Joakim Noah is my idol

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:29pm

    FIRST! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:48am

    That was a damn entertaining series between the bulls and celtics...I'm hoping my spurs can pull themselves together though and win another title!!!