i just had sex bonerless
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FUN FACT: people who brag about having big dicks.........dont
Fucking without a boner is like shooting pool with a rope.
I hope this isn't about me... right area code, right scenario... shit.
i didn't know bonerless sex is possible.. i've never heard of it. and to the girl who was talking about how it's happened to her a bunch of times.... that's not something to brag about. you should work on that.
there is nothing sadder on this earth than a man trying desperately to stuff his flaccid dick inside of you. of all the pathetic and ridiculous things men do, this has to be the very worst. it's right up there with claiming they "can't" use condoms.
"fucking without a boner is like shooting pool with a rope." This is the funniest thing iv ever read. I'd like to shake your hand
there is a certain move for times like these, I call it the "fold and push"
It takes a man of skill and patience to pull this one off. Plus the problem usually corrects itself about halfway through. Good job though dude
Must have sucked for her more
note: we all notice drunk or not and it's never fun.... next time give up and pass out
HOW WAS IT?
how in the world could you not have noticed that you weren't hard buddy?!
no one has mentioned popping a pill...
I feel like you deserve an award
if you cant get hard blame her for not doing her job
Must have been a wide-set vagina.
I've been with guys who think that works. That doesn't work.
I wouldn't call giving head so someone with whiskey dick a win-win. That would definitely be double FAIL.
been there. whiskey dick is a terrible situation. but you usually don't hear about it till morning..... if they are still around.
the old thumbing in a softy trick. . . she noticed! use hands, mouth or try again in the morning.
Hahaha. Go 518!!!
you may notice...........but we still get off!!! If both of us cant be happy.......I might as well be.
um sex without a boner is impossible. believe me, i have tried too many times (damn you whiskey dick!)
boner-less sex is only possible with a loose pussy, otherwise u just can't get it in.
She's lying. She's a man.
no, it doesn't "work"...you're a tool.
came here to post above^^
bonerless sex. it's like trying to mash an oyster into a parking meter!
A flashlight does not count as sex
thats when you tell her you gotta go to the bathroom and find a bottle or sumn shaped kinda like a cock and go to town on her. then just to fuck with the dumb drunk bitch. throw the object at her face and when she screams ram three fingers up her ass and yell "DiZ BE MuH BOoTaY!!"
I lol'd irl.
hym. most would have just given up. nice effort though.
howd u even get it in?
"fucking without a boner is like shooting pool with a rope." is overly fucking used and no longer funny.
Also, flaccid sex DOES work, provided there's enough length, and maybe if they have enough girth as well. It works out for both parties involved.
worst thing is when you don't finish the job...
Not impossible if it starts out hard and is long enough when limp to hang in there. Not very exciting, but has worked. I'm a woman, so no I'm not trying to brag.
I was sitting in class and this kid wanted to get introuble to see his friend in iss. Then he yells "I eat Cotton candy out my ass hole"! The teacher right there and docent say a word.
Never happened to me, how the hell do you manage? That just sounds terrible, stop trying...
How is bonerless sex even possible? That's just sad.
This is my area code.... Who the hell?...
7:22 my roommate has a huge dick and brags about it all the time
been there, done that.
ugh reminds me of every night dating a coke head! boo
its possible, happens when your drunk sometimes
ol' smash wiener strikes again
john is that you ?
wintrup ? google it
been there, done that
3:46 that was my first thought...bummer
my penis is so large that having sex bonerless should still probably be a crime
holy shit, i never knew that was possible. take a fucking pill and get over it.
It is so bad for the girl. Goddamn I hate remembering.
8:21...it aint working for her.
i'd rather have limp sex with my man than hard sex with anyone else...FACT
Oooooh, someone get you a medal.
this, folks is known as the ever popular "whiskey dick" :-/
my boyfriend and I have tried that, twice. it doesnt work.
ew. How could she not notice?
Never had it happen, been wasted and couldn't get off but my girl did and I got morning head and sex so all worked out.
just put it, think later...
bonerless sex is impossible. sex is actually enjoyable. guys with whiskey dick suck.
I actually had to check the area code for this text lol
9:02, she just said she's a woman and it HAS worked for her......
ive done this before, it sucks though cause it still feels real good but you just slip out at one point and then its like ahh its not going back in
maybe it standing up enough to barely get the job done. Oh and btw my ex had a 9 inch dick and told EVERYONE about it. Not a day went by that he didn't talk about his stupid cock and how much of a monster he was. So sometimes ppl who brag really do have big dicks, they just have nothing else to brag about.
A for effort...F for followthrough
Seriously 10:44...just getting it in isn't "working", thats just semantics.
don't worry, we won't laugh at your limp dick too much.
I'm sorry, but if you are too wasted and wilty and soft and messy to do the job right....don't fucking waste her time! She only kept silent to spare your lame ass feelings.
hahaha to above. I was thinking the same thing.
lmao softserve never heard that one before
There's always oral sex. The boner's not cooperating, go down on her, or the other way around. Either way, its a Win-win.
ya been there.....and yes girls notice drunk or not...we notce....most of the time we are prob to desperate to care.... but it never works no matter how hard you try to get it in....lol
possibly just oral sex?
Oyster into a parking meter lmfaoooo
ciallis lasts longer
i have a feeling i was the girl on the other end of this and i'm not sure how to take it haha but no worries, it's the thought that counts?
1:44 you're an inbred shit. Die.
I'm really doubtful about bonerless sex, that seems impossible to me.
YOU CAN DO THAT?? holy shit!! Why was I not told?!?
thats always fun for the girl.
its possible. i dont consider a semi a full boner and ive had sex that way.
"shooting pool with a rope." I'm still laughing. You sir are awesome. I'd like to shake your hand
It does work, assuming you have a long enough penis. I've done this before on a drunk night.
^^ oh she probably noticed. or she was drunk. but if she was sober, she definitely noticed.