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  • FUN FACT: people who brag about having big dicks.........dont

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:22pm
  • Fucking without a boner is like shooting pool with a rope.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:06pm
  • I hope this isn't about me... right area code, right scenario... shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:36pm
  • there is nothing sadder on this earth than a man trying desperately to stuff his flaccid dick inside of you. of all the pathetic and ridiculous things men do, this has to be the very worst. it's right up there with claiming they "can't" use condoms.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:47pm
  • i didn't know bonerless sex is possible.. i've never heard of it. and to the girl who was talking about how it's happened to her a bunch of times.... that's not something to brag about. you should work on that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:11am
  • "fucking without a boner is like shooting pool with a rope." This is the funniest thing iv ever read. I'd like to shake your hand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:17am
  • there is a certain move for times like these, I call it the "fold and push"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:50pm
  • It takes a man of skill and patience to pull this one off. Plus the problem usually corrects itself about halfway through. Good job though dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:06pm
  • Must have sucked for her more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:07pm
  • note: we all notice drunk or not and it's never fun.... next time give up and pass out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:29pm
  • HOW WAS IT?

    Submitted by JinmyP on Feb 12, 10 at 1:59am
  • how in the world could you not have noticed that you weren't hard buddy?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:40am
  • no one has mentioned popping a pill...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:51pm
  • Must have been a wide-set vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:27pm
  • I've been with guys who think that works. That doesn't work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 7:49pm
  • I feel like you deserve an award

    Submitted by purplepoop7 on Aug 8, 10 at 2:21am
  • if you cant get hard blame her for not doing her job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:50pm
  • been there. whiskey dick is a terrible situation. but you usually don't hear about it till morning..... if they are still around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Hahaha. Go 518!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 11:09pm
  • I wouldn't call giving head so someone with whiskey dick a win-win. That would definitely be double FAIL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:48pm
  • boner-less sex is only possible with a loose pussy, otherwise u just can't get it in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:47pm
  • came here to post above^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:04pm
  • um sex without a boner is impossible. believe me, i have tried too many times (damn you whiskey dick!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:13pm
  • the old thumbing in a softy trick. . . she noticed! use hands, mouth or try again in the morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:00pm
  • no, it doesn't "work"...you're a tool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:27pm
  • bonerless sex. it's like trying to mash an oyster into a parking meter!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:54pm
  • you may notice...........but we still get off!!! If both of us cant be happy.......I might as well be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:31pm
  • A flashlight does not count as sex

    Submitted by josecalles on Aug 26, 10 at 2:32am
  • thats when you tell her you gotta go to the bathroom and find a bottle or sumn shaped kinda like a cock and go to town on her. then just to fuck with the dumb drunk bitch. throw the object at her face and when she screams ram three fingers up her ass and yell "DiZ BE MuH BOoTaY!!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:44am
  • 10:44 She's lying. She's a man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:29pm
  • howd u even get it in?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:24pm
  • How is bonerless sex even possible? That's just sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:46am
  • "fucking without a boner is like shooting pool with a rope." is overly fucking used and no longer funny. Also, flaccid sex DOES work, provided there's enough length, and maybe if they have enough girth as well. It works out for both parties involved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:31pm
  • worst thing is when you don't finish the job...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:28pm
  • hym. most would have just given up. nice effort though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:28pm
  • This is my area code.... Who the hell?...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:42pm
  • I was sitting in class and this kid wanted to get introuble to see his friend in iss. Then he yells "I eat Cotton candy out my ass hole"! The teacher right there and docent say a word.

    Submitted by thatboy99 on Aug 13, 11 at 6:36am
  • Never happened to me, how the hell do you manage? That just sounds terrible, stop trying...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Not impossible if it starts out hard and is long enough when limp to hang in there. Not very exciting, but has worked. I'm a woman, so no I'm not trying to brag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:21pm
  • been there, done that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:30am
  • ugh reminds me of every night dating a coke head! boo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:25am
  • its possible, happens when your drunk sometimes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:43pm
  • 7:22 my roommate has a huge dick and brags about it all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:26pm
  • john is that you ? wintrup ? google it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:44pm
  • been there, done that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:59pm
  • ol' smash wiener strikes again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:40am
  • my penis is so large that having sex bonerless should still probably be a crime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:14pm
  • 3:46 that was my first thought...bummer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:39am
  • 8:21...it aint working for her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:02pm
  • this, folks is known as the ever popular "whiskey dick" :-/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:54pm
  • It is so bad for the girl. Goddamn I hate remembering.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Never had it happen, been wasted and couldn't get off but my girl did and I got morning head and sex so all worked out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 7:58am
  • holy shit, i never knew that was possible. take a fucking pill and get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:14am
  • bonerless sex is impossible. sex is actually enjoyable. guys with whiskey dick suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:00am
  • ew. How could she not notice?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:04pm
  • I was sitting in class and this kid wanted to get introuble to see his friend in iss. Then he yells "I eat Cotton candy out my ass hole"! The teacher right there and docent say a word.

    Submitted by thatboy99 on Aug 13, 11 at 6:34am
  • my boyfriend and I have tried that, twice. it doesnt work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:25pm
  • i'd rather have limp sex with my man than hard sex with anyone else...FACT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:13am
  • just put it, think later...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:11pm
  • 9:02, she just said she's a woman and it HAS worked for her......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:44pm
  • maybe it standing up enough to barely get the job done. Oh and btw my ex had a 9 inch dick and told EVERYONE about it. Not a day went by that he didn't talk about his stupid cock and how much of a monster he was. So sometimes ppl who brag really do have big dicks, they just have nothing else to brag about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:09am
  • I actually had to check the area code for this text lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:27pm
  • ive done this before, it sucks though cause it still feels real good but you just slip out at one point and then its like ahh its not going back in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:13pm
  • A for effort...F for followthrough

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Seriously 10:44...just getting it in isn't "working", thats just semantics. don't worry, we won't laugh at your limp dick too much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:30pm
  • ya been there.....and yes girls notice drunk or not...we notce....most of the time we are prob to desperate to care.... but it never works no matter how hard you try to get it in....lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:32pm
  • There's always oral sex. The boner's not cooperating, go down on her, or the other way around. Either way, its a Win-win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:40pm
  • lmao softserve never heard that one before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:04pm
  • hahaha to above. I was thinking the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Oyster into a parking meter lmfaoooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:44am
  • possibly just oral sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:34pm
  • I'm sorry, but if you are too wasted and wilty and soft and messy to do the job right....don't fucking waste her time! She only kept silent to spare your lame ass feelings.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:06am
  • ciallis lasts longer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:12am
  • i have a feeling i was the girl on the other end of this and i'm not sure how to take it haha but no worries, it's the thought that counts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:19pm
  • I'm really doubtful about bonerless sex, that seems impossible to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:25am
  • 1:44 you're an inbred shit. Die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:57pm
  • YOU CAN DO THAT?? holy shit!! Why was I not told?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:34pm
  • thats always fun for the girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:31pm
  • "shooting pool with a rope." I'm still laughing. You sir are awesome. I'd like to shake your hand

    Submitted by PatsFan31 on Oct 3, 11 at 5:35pm
  • its possible. i dont consider a semi a full boner and ive had sex that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:01pm
  • It does work, assuming you have a long enough penis. I've done this before on a drunk night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:59am
  • ^^ oh she probably noticed. or she was drunk. but if she was sober, she definitely noticed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:06pm