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  • It's not about how tall you are, it's how you scream during the ride.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Magnums aren't that much bigger really, i was surprised i fit in one - try em on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:25pm
  • yeah true that 1:54...... Just make sure shes on top....chicks cant get pregnant on top cause of gravity..... its science!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:04pm
  • Hahaha. Finally a funny one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:04pm
  • @ 1:09 Probably when you realize it's a "site".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Size doesnt matter, its how you work it. So make sure youve learned how to work it just right enough. That she wont have to find a guy with a magnum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:54pm
  • She's certainly got standards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Funniest i've read in a while...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Nothing wrong with aiming for the stars!!! You shoulda asked if she had the minis in the bedside table ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:52pm
  • LMFAO FUNNY. Thats a good one. And no, not first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:45pm
  • That blows man. But better than needing a Magnum and only having a Trojan ENZ...that shit sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:07pm
  • It's a fact that only 3% of men even need magnums...hope he didn't use it or else she'd have to go searching for it later!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:50am
  • That's why I love my boyfriend...gold foil FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:23pm
  • Big dicks are terrible! What is wrong with liking guys with average penises? 6 or 7 inches, not too chub. That's what i'm looking for!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Hah so you're not a ginormous black guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 6:09pm
  • Magnums are like %5 bigger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 7:52pm
  • Amazing! One of the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:58pm
  • Dude, girls do not really care about that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:16pm
  • condoms??? who needs em! waste of time and money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:54pm
  • The real question is . . . .what were you doing in my gf's apartment???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:57pm
  • I think it's great that this guy admitted to somebody he was a little dick. LOL. Poor guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:48pm
  • 5:19 probably has the smallest dick here. Douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:44am
  • 2:44 i think he might be quoting a movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:49pm
  • That's a hilarious way to phrase that. Well played sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:25pm
  • Lmao ((((()))()()

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:03pm
  • its funny because i bet every guy that said he uses magnums on here has a litttle guy. so get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:59am
  • ok MAGNUM condoms are WIDTH not length.... trust i know my bf wears them... he broke the regular ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:26pm
  • It could be worse, you could have to use Asian sized condoms. They make those by cutting the pinky finger off of a small latex glove.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:43pm
  • must of been a down day for you.. I will get you a penis pump for christmas :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:18pm
  • i feel for ya, OP, been there, done that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:09pm
  • well i use regular sized. girls really dont care. only time i got a complaint was cuz i pissed her off, but complaints about size are pretty irrelevant when the bitemarks are there to prove her wrong

    Submitted by SilkyJohnson on Jul 6, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Just cuz they r magnums don't mean she dates black guys...I've dated guys...white guys..who needed magnum condoms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:40pm
  • What does ftw mean? For the weekend?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:42pm
  • I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:15am
  • You're hanging out with the wrong girl, her pussy probably stretches further than a 3 man slingshot for her to be always ready for Magnums.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:43am
  • Poor girl, my condoms are wrapped in black. Magnum XLs baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 5:19pm
  • "What is wrong with liking guys with average penises? 6 or 7 inches, not too chub" Is It just me or does this girl's "average" seem off?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:20am
  • It's a funny way of putting it but just because the guy wears magnums doesn't mean the sex is better. My x wore magnums and it was really good but my current bf doesn't and it feels so much better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:12pm
  • She's a total size queen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:59pm
  • 2.04 i think you might be retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Ha Props to her,You...grow a penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Try a penis pump then you'll have a big boy penis like us more fortunate ones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Condoms fit too tight no matter wat size they suck plus u can't feel anything if a girl makes u wear a condom tell them u can't feel them well ur inside they'll take it off they want to please u too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:23pm
  • yeah honeslty i dont know anygirls who truely care about the size, just how they use it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:07pm
  • when is this sight going to be funny again?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:09pm
  • nobody gives a fuck. now STFU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:45pm
  • I think I'm gonna try magnums. I've always had sex without a condom...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:29pm