she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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It's not about how tall you are, it's how you scream during the ride.
Magnums aren't that much bigger really, i was surprised i fit in one - try em on!
yeah true that 1:54...... Just make sure shes on top....chicks cant get pregnant on top cause of gravity..... its science!!
Hahaha. Finally a funny one.
@ 1:09 Probably when you realize it's a "site".
Size doesnt matter, its how you work it.
So make sure youve learned how to work it just right enough. That she wont have to find a guy with a magnum.
Funniest i've read in a while...
She's certainly got standards
Nothing wrong with aiming for the stars!!! You shoulda asked if she had the minis in the bedside table ;)
Big dicks are terrible! What is wrong with liking guys with average penises? 6 or 7 inches, not too chub. That's what i'm looking for!
That's why I love my boyfriend...gold foil FTW
LMFAO FUNNY. Thats a good one. And no, not first.
Magnums are like %5 bigger
Hah so you're not a ginormous black guy
It's a fact that only 3% of men even need magnums...hope he didn't use it or else she'd have to go searching for it later!
condoms??? who needs em! waste of time and money.
The real question is . . . .what were you doing in my gf's apartment???
2:44 i think he might be quoting a movie
Amazing! One of the best
Dude, girls do not really care about that
I think it's great that this guy admitted to somebody he was a little dick. LOL. Poor guy.
That's a hilarious way to phrase that. Well played sir.
That blows man. But better than needing a Magnum and only having a Trojan ENZ...that shit sucks.
its funny because i bet every guy that said he uses magnums on here has a litttle guy. so get over it.
5:19 probably has the smallest dick here. Douchebag.
It could be worse, you could have to use Asian sized condoms. They make those by cutting the pinky finger off of a small latex glove.
ok MAGNUM condoms are WIDTH not length.... trust i know my bf wears them... he broke the regular ones.
i feel for ya, OP, been there, done that.
must of been a down day for you..
I will get you a penis pump for christmas :]
well i use regular sized. girls really dont care. only time i got a complaint was cuz i pissed her off, but complaints about size are pretty irrelevant when the bitemarks are there to prove her wrong
You're hanging out with the wrong girl, her pussy probably stretches further than a 3 man slingshot for her to be always ready for Magnums.
"What is wrong with liking guys with average penises? 6 or 7 inches, not too chub"
Is It just me or does this girl's "average" seem off?
What does ftw mean?
For the weekend?
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
Poor girl, my condoms are wrapped in black. Magnum XLs baby!
Just cuz they r magnums don't mean she dates black guys...I've dated guys...white guys..who needed magnum condoms
It's a funny way of putting it but just because the guy wears magnums doesn't mean the sex is better. My x wore magnums and it was really good but my current bf doesn't and it feels so much better!
2.04 i think you might be retarded
Props to her,You...grow a penis
She's a total size queen
Try a penis pump then you'll have a big boy penis like us more fortunate ones
Condoms fit too tight no matter wat size they suck plus u can't feel anything if a girl makes u wear a condom tell them u can't feel them well ur inside they'll take it off they want to please u too
yeah honeslty i dont know anygirls who truely care about the size, just how they use it!
when is this sight going to be funny again?
I think I'm gonna try magnums. I've always had sex without a condom...
nobody gives a fuck. now STFU