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  • 98 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:51pm

    It's not about how tall you are, it's how you scream during the ride.

  • 86 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:25pm

    Magnums aren't that much bigger really, i was surprised i fit in one - try em on!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:04pm

    yeah true that 1:54...... Just make sure shes on top....chicks cant get pregnant on top cause of gravity..... its science!!

  • 71 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:04pm

    Hahaha. Finally a funny one.

  • 72 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:52pm

    Nothing wrong with aiming for the stars!!! You shoulda asked if she had the minis in the bedside table ;)

  • 72 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:31pm

    @ 1:09 Probably when you realize it's a "site".

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:54pm

    Size doesnt matter, its how you work it. So make sure youve learned how to work it just right enough. That she wont have to find a guy with a magnum.

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 6:46pm

    Big dicks are terrible! What is wrong with liking guys with average penises? 6 or 7 inches, not too chub. That's what i'm looking for!

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:56pm

    Funniest i've read in a while...

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:57pm

    The real question is . . . .what were you doing in my gf's apartment???

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 4:47pm

    She's certainly got standards

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:23pm

    That's why I love my boyfriend...gold foil FTW

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:50am

    It's a fact that only 3% of men even need magnums...hope he didn't use it or else she'd have to go searching for it later!

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 7:52pm

    Magnums are like %5 bigger

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:16pm

    Dude, girls do not really care about that

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 6:09pm

    Hah so you're not a ginormous black guy

  • 72 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:49pm

    2:44 i think he might be quoting a movie

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:45pm

    LMFAO FUNNY. Thats a good one. And no, not first.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:07pm

    That blows man. But better than needing a Magnum and only having a Trojan ENZ...that shit sucks.

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:43pm

    It could be worse, you could have to use Asian sized condoms. They make those by cutting the pinky finger off of a small latex glove.

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:54pm

    condoms??? who needs em! waste of time and money.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:44am

    5:19 probably has the smallest dick here. Douchebag.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:59am

    its funny because i bet every guy that said he uses magnums on here has a litttle guy. so get over it.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:58pm

    Amazing! One of the best

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:25pm

    That's a hilarious way to phrase that. Well played sir.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:26pm

    ok MAGNUM condoms are WIDTH not length.... trust i know my bf wears them... he broke the regular ones.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:18pm

    must of been a down day for you.. I will get you a penis pump for christmas :]

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:03pm

    Lmao ((((()))()()

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:09pm

    i feel for ya, OP, been there, done that.

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:15am

    I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:43am

    You're hanging out with the wrong girl, her pussy probably stretches further than a 3 man slingshot for her to be always ready for Magnums.

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:48pm

    I think it's great that this guy admitted to somebody he was a little dick. LOL. Poor guy.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:40pm

    Just cuz they r magnums don't mean she dates black guys...I've dated guys...white guys..who needed magnum condoms

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:12pm

    It's a funny way of putting it but just because the guy wears magnums doesn't mean the sex is better. My x wore magnums and it was really good but my current bf doesn't and it feels so much better!

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:44pm

    2.04 i think you might be retarded

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:20am

    "What is wrong with liking guys with average penises? 6 or 7 inches, not too chub" Is It just me or does this girl's "average" seem off?

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 5:19pm

    Poor girl, my condoms are wrapped in black. Magnum XLs baby!

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:42pm

    What does ftw mean? For the weekend?

  • 39 65
    Submitted by SilkyJohnson on Jul 6, 10 at 11:28pm

    well i use regular sized. girls really dont care. only time i got a complaint was cuz i pissed her off, but complaints about size are pretty irrelevant when the bitemarks are there to prove her wrong

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:59pm

    She's a total size queen

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 4:11pm

    Ha Props to her,You...grow a penis

  • 42 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:23pm

    Condoms fit too tight no matter wat size they suck plus u can't feel anything if a girl makes u wear a condom tell them u can't feel them well ur inside they'll take it off they want to please u too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:19pm

    Try a penis pump then you'll have a big boy penis like us more fortunate ones

  • 38 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:09pm

    when is this sight going to be funny again?

  • 33 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:07pm

    yeah honeslty i dont know anygirls who truely care about the size, just how they use it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:45pm

    nobody gives a fuck. now STFU

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:29pm

    I think I'm gonna try magnums. I've always had sex without a condom...