she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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It's not about how tall you are, it's how you scream during the ride.
Magnums aren't that much bigger really, i was surprised i fit in one - try em on!
yeah true that 1:54...... Just make sure shes on top....chicks cant get pregnant on top cause of gravity..... its science!!
Hahaha. Finally a funny one.
Size doesnt matter, its how you work it.
So make sure youve learned how to work it just right enough. That she wont have to find a guy with a magnum.
@ 1:09 Probably when you realize it's a "site".
She's certainly got standards
Funniest i've read in a while...
LMFAO FUNNY. Thats a good one. And no, not first.
Nothing wrong with aiming for the stars!!! You shoulda asked if she had the minis in the bedside table ;)
That blows man. But better than needing a Magnum and only having a Trojan ENZ...that shit sucks.
Big dicks are terrible! What is wrong with liking guys with average penises? 6 or 7 inches, not too chub. That's what i'm looking for!
It's a fact that only 3% of men even need magnums...hope he didn't use it or else she'd have to go searching for it later!
Hah so you're not a ginormous black guy
That's why I love my boyfriend...gold foil FTW
Magnums are like %5 bigger
condoms??? who needs em! waste of time and money.
Amazing! One of the best
Dude, girls do not really care about that
I think it's great that this guy admitted to somebody he was a little dick. LOL. Poor guy.
The real question is . . . .what were you doing in my gf's apartment???
2:44 i think he might be quoting a movie
That's a hilarious way to phrase that. Well played sir.
5:19 probably has the smallest dick here. Douchebag.
its funny because i bet every guy that said he uses magnums on here has a litttle guy. so get over it.
ok MAGNUM condoms are WIDTH not length.... trust i know my bf wears them... he broke the regular ones.
It could be worse, you could have to use Asian sized condoms. They make those by cutting the pinky finger off of a small latex glove.
must of been a down day for you..
I will get you a penis pump for christmas :]
i feel for ya, OP, been there, done that.
well i use regular sized. girls really dont care. only time i got a complaint was cuz i pissed her off, but complaints about size are pretty irrelevant when the bitemarks are there to prove her wrong
Just cuz they r magnums don't mean she dates black guys...I've dated guys...white guys..who needed magnum condoms
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
What does ftw mean?
For the weekend?
You're hanging out with the wrong girl, her pussy probably stretches further than a 3 man slingshot for her to be always ready for Magnums.
"What is wrong with liking guys with average penises? 6 or 7 inches, not too chub"
Is It just me or does this girl's "average" seem off?
It's a funny way of putting it but just because the guy wears magnums doesn't mean the sex is better. My x wore magnums and it was really good but my current bf doesn't and it feels so much better!
Poor girl, my condoms are wrapped in black. Magnum XLs baby!
She's a total size queen
2.04 i think you might be retarded
Props to her,You...grow a penis
Try a penis pump then you'll have a big boy penis like us more fortunate ones
Condoms fit too tight no matter wat size they suck plus u can't feel anything if a girl makes u wear a condom tell them u can't feel them well ur inside they'll take it off they want to please u too
yeah honeslty i dont know anygirls who truely care about the size, just how they use it!
when is this sight going to be funny again?
nobody gives a fuck. now STFU
I think I'm gonna try magnums. I've always had sex without a condom...