Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
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Fortunately, the typical use of a condom does not require talking. It does, however, encourage weird noises.
I'd like to see this walk of shame in the morning.
I don't think anybody prefers condoms 3:45, but we use them so babies don't happen.
HAAAA this was at a party the kid had no clue what the hell was going on or who he was...just kept saying he was havin sex...the magic of jungle juice
The question is why his friends were asking if he wanted a condom? I mean, were the in the room while he was getting laid?
i haaaaate condoms and i'm a woman! i can only imagine what it does to the man..
That DEFINITELY means he wanted a condom!
Or it was too late for that ;)
Hahahhaah this is hilarious
the same thing always happens to my friend. normally there is a little drooling too. and for some reason that's his primetime for having random sex.
You know the best way to prevent getting knocked up? Save sex till marriage! I'm serious. Those pre-marital blowjobs are wonderful.
ahhh losing the virginity...
Condoms do suck.
Fortunately, there's birth control for those of us who don't have random sex with STD-infected strangers :D
why would anyone want one? those things are no fun