This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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The OP would know what his foreskin tastes like already, huh?
Fuck you, I thought this post was funny as shit
This site has just gone south with stupid ass entries like this.
i love your foreskin too
How do you know what foreskin tastes like?
5:37 wish I could suck my clit too that'd be amazing
i just threw up in my mouth a little....but thats hilarious
Those aren't olives in that drink!
were you wearing an affliction suit?
i totally did that once, but not to a martini, it was a rum and coke...also, the taps were too far away from the edge of the sink to wash it off....it was a sticky night.
Haha! The girl that just blew me said my dick tasted like a martini... Gotcha bitch! Bahahaha
I'm fuckin a girl named Martini while reading this
I'm sticking a Martini bottle up my ass while reading this. Foreskins = cheesy yummyness.
And u smell like burnt vasoline
yeah i think there balls
I'm sucking my thumb while reading this.
TMI, but funny wording. lol
yeahhh new york, keepin it classy.
11:18 yes it does! You probably have never tasted foreskin. Mmmm, it tastes real good!
I'm sucking my clit while reading this.
im at work while reading this
lol im not gonna lie that puts a very disturbing image in my mind, but its still fucking hilarious.
...my area code! hahahaha
where you the guy that was wearing an affliction suit.....?
i just had sex with a martini.
u recognized the taste? wow
2:23 lol I was thinking the samething.
my foreskin tastes like awesome
foreskin has no taste.
That's what she said
lol. seems like u hve the taste of foreskin pretty well memorized.
I'm taking a shit while reading this
Did you say you wanted a dirty martini? if you did then you got what you asked for. dirty, dirty, dirty penis
Lmao. Oh gosh.. xoo. <3
How unfortunate. Also, ten points for 7:29.
you should have gotten the martini shaken, not stirred...
Call for a good time!
if you can recognize the taste of foreskin over the taste of martini then you probly deserved it
gross. you guys need to go join a chatroom or something. wtf?
" October 5, 2009 5:45AM"
Why would it be a 'delicacy' when its so easily available? I would suggest that its more of a delicacy in the US!
Maybe u should tip next time
Well it must taste good!
damn it i just read where 2:32 said it before i did...
I think the flavor you speak of is not foreskin but duck butter. I'm glad you enjoyed it. In Europe, it's a delicacy.
I'm naked reading this.