This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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The OP would know what his foreskin tastes like already, huh?
Fuck you, I thought this post was funny as shit
This site has just gone south with stupid ass entries like this.
i love your foreskin too
How do you know what foreskin tastes like?
5:37 wish I could suck my clit too that'd be amazing
were you wearing an affliction suit?
i totally did that once, but not to a martini, it was a rum and coke...also, the taps were too far away from the edge of the sink to wash it off....it was a sticky night.
i just threw up in my mouth a little....but thats hilarious
I'm sticking a Martini bottle up my ass while reading this. Foreskins = cheesy yummyness.
TMI, but funny wording. lol
...my area code! hahahaha
And u smell like burnt vasoline
lol im not gonna lie that puts a very disturbing image in my mind, but its still fucking hilarious.
11:18 yes it does! You probably have never tasted foreskin. Mmmm, it tastes real good!
Those aren't olives in that drink!
I'm sucking my clit while reading this.
yeah i think there balls
i just had sex with a martini.
I'm sucking my thumb while reading this.
my foreskin tastes like awesome
im at work while reading this
yeahhh new york, keepin it classy.
u recognized the taste? wow
Haha! The girl that just blew me said my dick tasted like a martini... Gotcha bitch! Bahahaha
I'm fuckin a girl named Martini while reading this
where you the guy that was wearing an affliction suit.....?
2:23 lol I was thinking the samething.
I'm taking a shit while reading this
That's what she said
if you can recognize the taste of foreskin over the taste of martini then you probly deserved it
foreskin has no taste.
Did you say you wanted a dirty martini? if you did then you got what you asked for. dirty, dirty, dirty penis
you should have gotten the martini shaken, not stirred...
How unfortunate. Also, ten points for 7:29.
gross. you guys need to go join a chatroom or something. wtf?
Lmao. Oh gosh.. xoo. <3
damn it i just read where 2:32 said it before i did...
Maybe u should tip next time
Call for a good time!
lol. seems like u hve the taste of foreskin pretty well memorized.
Well it must taste good!
I think the flavor you speak of is not foreskin but duck butter. I'm glad you enjoyed it. In Europe, it's a delicacy.
" October 5, 2009 5:45AM"
Why would it be a 'delicacy' when its so easily available? I would suggest that its more of a delicacy in the US!
I'm naked reading this.