This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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Fuck you, I thought this post was funny as shit
The OP would know what his foreskin tastes like already, huh?
This site has just gone south with stupid ass entries like this.
i love your foreskin too
How do you know what foreskin tastes like?
5:37 wish I could suck my clit too that'd be amazing
i just threw up in my mouth a little....but thats hilarious
were you wearing an affliction suit?
i totally did that once, but not to a martini, it was a rum and coke...also, the taps were too far away from the edge of the sink to wash it off....it was a sticky night.
Haha! The girl that just blew me said my dick tasted like a martini... Gotcha bitch! Bahahaha
Those aren't olives in that drink!
And u smell like burnt vasoline
I'm sticking a Martini bottle up my ass while reading this. Foreskins = cheesy yummyness.
I'm sucking my thumb while reading this.
I'm fuckin a girl named Martini while reading this
TMI, but funny wording. lol
yeahhh new york, keepin it classy.
11:18 yes it does! You probably have never tasted foreskin. Mmmm, it tastes real good!
i just had sex with a martini.
I'm sucking my clit while reading this.
im at work while reading this
lol im not gonna lie that puts a very disturbing image in my mind, but its still fucking hilarious.
...my area code! hahahaha
yeah i think there balls
u recognized the taste? wow
where you the guy that was wearing an affliction suit.....?
2:23 lol I was thinking the samething.
my foreskin tastes like awesome
foreskin has no taste.
That's what she said
you should have gotten the martini shaken, not stirred...
I'm taking a shit while reading this
Did you say you wanted a dirty martini? if you did then you got what you asked for. dirty, dirty, dirty penis
How unfortunate. Also, ten points for 7:29.
lol. seems like u hve the taste of foreskin pretty well memorized.
Call for a good time!
if you can recognize the taste of foreskin over the taste of martini then you probly deserved it
gross. you guys need to go join a chatroom or something. wtf?
Lmao. Oh gosh.. xoo. <3
damn it i just read where 2:32 said it before i did...
" October 5, 2009 5:45AM"
Why would it be a 'delicacy' when its so easily available? I would suggest that its more of a delicacy in the US!
Maybe u should tip next time
Well it must taste good!
I think the flavor you speak of is not foreskin but duck butter. I'm glad you enjoyed it. In Europe, it's a delicacy.
I'm naked reading this.