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  • 71 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 5:37pm

    This site has just gone south with stupid ass entries like this.

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:47am

    How do you know what foreskin tastes like?

  • 64 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 5:41pm

    Fuck you, I thought this post was funny as shit

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:52pm

    The OP would know what his foreskin tastes like already, huh?

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:16pm

    yeah i think there balls

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:13am

    i totally did that once, but not to a martini, it was a rum and coke...also, the taps were too far away from the edge of the sink to wash it off....it was a sticky night.

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:58pm

    i love your foreskin too

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:59pm

    lol im not gonna lie that puts a very disturbing image in my mind, but its still fucking hilarious.

  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:33pm

    2:23 lol I was thinking the samething.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:29pm

    I'm sticking a Martini bottle up my ass while reading this. Foreskins = cheesy yummyness.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:32pm

    were you wearing an affliction suit?

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:58pm

    i just threw up in my mouth a little....but thats hilarious

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:17pm

    ...my area code! hahahaha

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 6:38pm

    5:37 wish I could suck my clit too that'd be amazing

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:18pm

    foreskin has no taste.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:48pm

    Those aren't olives in that drink!

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 7:29pm

    if you can recognize the taste of foreskin over the taste of martini then you probly deserved it

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 6:59pm

    Haha! The girl that just blew me said my dick tasted like a martini... Gotcha bitch! Bahahaha

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 7:19pm

    i just had sex with a martini.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 5:35pm

    I'm sucking my thumb while reading this.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 3:30pm

    I'm taking a shit while reading this

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:23pm

    u recognized the taste? wow

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:09am

    yeahhh new york, keepin it classy.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:43pm

    where you the guy that was wearing an affliction suit.....?

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:40pm

    TMI, but funny wording. lol

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:14pm

    How unfortunate. Also, ten points for 7:29.

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:42am

    And u smell like burnt vasoline

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 5:37pm

    I'm sucking my clit while reading this.

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:47pm

    That's what she said

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 5:42pm

    gross. you guys need to go join a chatroom or something. wtf?

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:25pm

    I'm fuckin a girl named Martini while reading this

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 3:52pm

    im at work while reading this

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:46pm

    11:18 yes it does! You probably have never tasted foreskin. Mmmm, it tastes real good!

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:14pm

    Did you say you wanted a dirty martini? if you did then you got what you asked for. dirty, dirty, dirty penis

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:49pm

    damn it i just read where 2:32 said it before i did... 9:43

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:23am

    Maybe u should tip next time

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:20am

    Lmao. Oh gosh.. xoo. <3

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:13am

    " October 5, 2009 5:45AM" Why would it be a 'delicacy' when its so easily available? I would suggest that its more of a delicacy in the US!

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:28pm

    you should have gotten the martini shaken, not stirred...

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:30pm

    Well it must taste good!

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:45am

    I think the flavor you speak of is not foreskin but duck butter. I'm glad you enjoyed it. In Europe, it's a delicacy.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:24pm

    I'm naked reading this.

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 8:09pm

    Call for a good time! 404-717-2322

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:42pm

    lol. seems like u hve the taste of foreskin pretty well memorized.

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:11am

    my foreskin tastes like awesome