This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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Fuck you, I thought this post was funny as shit
The OP would know what his foreskin tastes like already, huh?
This site has just gone south with stupid ass entries like this.
How do you know what foreskin tastes like?
i love your foreskin too
5:37 wish I could suck my clit too that'd be amazing
were you wearing an affliction suit?
i just threw up in my mouth a little....but thats hilarious
i totally did that once, but not to a martini, it was a rum and coke...also, the taps were too far away from the edge of the sink to wash it off....it was a sticky night.
Those aren't olives in that drink!
Haha! The girl that just blew me said my dick tasted like a martini... Gotcha bitch! Bahahaha
I'm sticking a Martini bottle up my ass while reading this. Foreskins = cheesy yummyness.
TMI, but funny wording. lol
im at work while reading this
And u smell like burnt vasoline
I'm sucking my thumb while reading this.
yeahhh new york, keepin it classy.
11:18 yes it does! You probably have never tasted foreskin. Mmmm, it tastes real good!
I'm sucking my clit while reading this.
lol im not gonna lie that puts a very disturbing image in my mind, but its still fucking hilarious.
...my area code! hahahaha
i just had sex with a martini.
yeah i think there balls
my foreskin tastes like awesome
u recognized the taste? wow
where you the guy that was wearing an affliction suit.....?
2:23 lol I was thinking the samething.
I'm fuckin a girl named Martini while reading this
I'm taking a shit while reading this
That's what she said
foreskin has no taste.
you should have gotten the martini shaken, not stirred...
if you can recognize the taste of foreskin over the taste of martini then you probly deserved it
Did you say you wanted a dirty martini? if you did then you got what you asked for. dirty, dirty, dirty penis
How unfortunate. Also, ten points for 7:29.
gross. you guys need to go join a chatroom or something. wtf?
Call for a good time!
Lmao. Oh gosh.. xoo. <3
Well it must taste good!
damn it i just read where 2:32 said it before i did...
lol. seems like u hve the taste of foreskin pretty well memorized.
" October 5, 2009 5:45AM"
Why would it be a 'delicacy' when its so easily available? I would suggest that its more of a delicacy in the US!
Maybe u should tip next time
I think the flavor you speak of is not foreskin but duck butter. I'm glad you enjoyed it. In Europe, it's a delicacy.
I'm naked reading this.