This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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Fuck you, I thought this post was funny as shit
The OP would know what his foreskin tastes like already, huh?
This site has just gone south with stupid ass entries like this.
How do you know what foreskin tastes like?
i love your foreskin too
5:37 wish I could suck my clit too that'd be amazing
were you wearing an affliction suit?
i just threw up in my mouth a little....but thats hilarious
i totally did that once, but not to a martini, it was a rum and coke...also, the taps were too far away from the edge of the sink to wash it off....it was a sticky night.
Those aren't olives in that drink!
I'm sticking a Martini bottle up my ass while reading this. Foreskins = cheesy yummyness.
TMI, but funny wording. lol
Haha! The girl that just blew me said my dick tasted like a martini... Gotcha bitch! Bahahaha
im at work while reading this
I'm sucking my clit while reading this.
And u smell like burnt vasoline
11:18 yes it does! You probably have never tasted foreskin. Mmmm, it tastes real good!
I'm sucking my thumb while reading this.
...my area code! hahahaha
i just had sex with a martini.
lol im not gonna lie that puts a very disturbing image in my mind, but its still fucking hilarious.
my foreskin tastes like awesome
yeahhh new york, keepin it classy.
yeah i think there balls
u recognized the taste? wow
where you the guy that was wearing an affliction suit.....?
I'm fuckin a girl named Martini while reading this
That's what she said
I'm taking a shit while reading this
2:23 lol I was thinking the samething.
foreskin has no taste.
you should have gotten the martini shaken, not stirred...
if you can recognize the taste of foreskin over the taste of martini then you probly deserved it
Did you say you wanted a dirty martini? if you did then you got what you asked for. dirty, dirty, dirty penis
How unfortunate. Also, ten points for 7:29.
gross. you guys need to go join a chatroom or something. wtf?
Call for a good time!
Lmao. Oh gosh.. xoo. <3
" October 5, 2009 5:45AM"
Why would it be a 'delicacy' when its so easily available? I would suggest that its more of a delicacy in the US!
Well it must taste good!
I think the flavor you speak of is not foreskin but duck butter. I'm glad you enjoyed it. In Europe, it's a delicacy.
Maybe u should tip next time
damn it i just read where 2:32 said it before i did...
lol. seems like u hve the taste of foreskin pretty well memorized.
I'm naked reading this.