Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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10:35 = Fat Chick who never got picked up her freshman year because of her fat rolls and nasty double chin and FUPA.
And that's why I was able to pick up the college junior and senior women...the guys their age were out date raping little girls.
Totally could be USCB. We've got some hot freshman this year lol
"Fatty fatty two by four"
That's what I like about high school girls. I get older, and they stay the same age.
Picking up easy freshmen breeds laziness which makes it harder for guys later in life when a girl doesn't want to sleep with you after one drink.
Haha I love college.
Orientation days are like Christmas only instead of Santa Clause you have a poon farie.
Stolen from Family Guy
I LOVE ORIENTATION DAY!!!
10:42 - why go for a challenge. you have the rest of your adult life to go for a challenge, when your at college and young enough to enjoy it, take the easy pickings and get the practice in so that when you get the challenging girls, its easier because you've had the practice.
everbody at coastal has aids...it's cofc for sure.
and just because a guy wants to have consensual sex with a girl of legal age who happens to be younger than him doesn't make him a bad person or someone that can't get laid from someone else.
11:01 love ittttt. dazed and confused: best movie ever.
Can tell he goes to College of Charleston! Got to love CofC!
Mhmm, keep telling your self that fatty fatty two by four.
Too bad you boys have to pick on the easy targets instead of actually trying to seduce a challenging woman with a year or two of college under their belt. I feel bad for you.
you feel bad because no one fucking wants you
6:13 But one who constantly targets women younger then him or the same age group as he gets older tends to be a creepy ass mother fucker.
Family Guy quote, not saying that it was stolen, but definitely from Quagmire
Quoted from Quagmire. Good usage though, so I'll let it slide.
doesnt have to be CofC it could be coastal too.
7:33 - "targets"? Really? Some people just have preferences. So someone who dates blondes "targets" them? If you prefer a date with a full set of teeth are you "targeting" the dentally inclined?
Freshman are pretty and innocent like a baby dear... This broad is like a bull moose.
Hahahaha, you wish, 10:40, it was because I turned down so many guys like you as a freshman that I know how to determine which ones are worth the time of day (and the time of night) and which ones are just hitting on freshmen 'cause it's the easy way out.
love me some fresh meat!
Gotta get'em before they fatten up.
yeah you're cool... getting ass from some easy skank who prob has chlamydia. AWESOME.
Cash in that jackpot pronto, before that 15 pounds of beer and pizza kick in.
gigiidy giggidy giggidy gigggidy lets have sex
Quagmire with the tied up cheerleader
It is hands down CofC. We freshman girls make up 68% of our whole class. No other college has that statistic. For example the dorm I live in is called the Pussy Palace.
Oh my gender, why do you bitch making it seem like we're all uptight or selling ourselves on texts from last night with a "hey I'm sooo that girl".
Shut the fuck up and debate somewhere else please.
Respect isn't found here.
9:42 Well, it depends. You can be attracted, and have preferences for a certain age group, but if say you're over 30 and still trying to hit it with 23 and under, then yeah, you're targeting. If your under 25 its probably not a big deal and just preferences.
Gotta love Quagmier! (prolly spelled wrong) :-(
and he's @ CofC which is 70% women, beautiful and can stalk all the 18yr olds to the dollar every night!
Damn David, You started a fat chick debate here.
the majority of people posting under this are creeps. and just because a girl respects herself doesn't make her fat and ugly.
Family guy is the shizzz