Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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10:35 = Fat Chick who never got picked up her freshman year because of her fat rolls and nasty double chin and FUPA.
Totally could be USCB. We've got some hot freshman this year lol
"Fatty fatty two by four"
10:42 - why go for a challenge. you have the rest of your adult life to go for a challenge, when your at college and young enough to enjoy it, take the easy pickings and get the practice in so that when you get the challenging girls, its easier because you've had the practice.
Quoted from Quagmire. Good usage though, so I'll let it slide.
Stolen from Family Guy
6:13 But one who constantly targets women younger then him or the same age group as he gets older tends to be a creepy ass mother fucker.
I LOVE ORIENTATION DAY!!!
Too bad you boys have to pick on the easy targets instead of actually trying to seduce a challenging woman with a year or two of college under their belt. I feel bad for you.
you feel bad because no one fucking wants you
Orientation days are like Christmas only instead of Santa Clause you have a poon farie.
and just because a guy wants to have consensual sex with a girl of legal age who happens to be younger than him doesn't make him a bad person or someone that can't get laid from someone else.
And that's why I was able to pick up the college junior and senior women...the guys their age were out date raping little girls.
everbody at coastal has aids...it's cofc for sure.
Can tell he goes to College of Charleston! Got to love CofC!
Freshman are pretty and innocent like a baby dear... This broad is like a bull moose.
Gotta get'em before they fatten up.
7:33 - "targets"? Really? Some people just have preferences. So someone who dates blondes "targets" them? If you prefer a date with a full set of teeth are you "targeting" the dentally inclined?
11:01 love ittttt. dazed and confused: best movie ever.
Haha I love college.
It is hands down CofC. We freshman girls make up 68% of our whole class. No other college has that statistic. For example the dorm I live in is called the Pussy Palace.
Hahahaha, you wish, 10:40, it was because I turned down so many guys like you as a freshman that I know how to determine which ones are worth the time of day (and the time of night) and which ones are just hitting on freshmen 'cause it's the easy way out.
Cash in that jackpot pronto, before that 15 pounds of beer and pizza kick in.
That's what I like about high school girls. I get older, and they stay the same age.
Oh my gender, why do you bitch making it seem like we're all uptight or selling ourselves on texts from last night with a "hey I'm sooo that girl".
Shut the fuck up and debate somewhere else please.
Respect isn't found here.
yeah you're cool... getting ass from some easy skank who prob has chlamydia. AWESOME.
Family Guy quote, not saying that it was stolen, but definitely from Quagmire
Mhmm, keep telling your self that fatty fatty two by four.
Quagmire with the tied up cheerleader
Picking up easy freshmen breeds laziness which makes it harder for guys later in life when a girl doesn't want to sleep with you after one drink.
love me some fresh meat!
doesnt have to be CofC it could be coastal too.
Gotta love Quagmier! (prolly spelled wrong) :-(
the majority of people posting under this are creeps. and just because a girl respects herself doesn't make her fat and ugly.
Damn David, You started a fat chick debate here.
gigiidy giggidy giggidy gigggidy lets have sex
and he's @ CofC which is 70% women, beautiful and can stalk all the 18yr olds to the dollar every night!
Family guy is the shizzz
9:42 Well, it depends. You can be attracted, and have preferences for a certain age group, but if say you're over 30 and still trying to hit it with 23 and under, then yeah, you're targeting. If your under 25 its probably not a big deal and just preferences.