Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
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Who cares if it's Jersey. A-holes
you are on a conference call. nothing you can do. but i would deny it all the way.
Our Karen is named Julie. Weird.
Haha first one to make me laugh in a while. Just kind of sad it took farting to do so
This is the best text I've read on here so far.
Omg I actually lol'd after reading this!
4:38- karen is always a douche bag. every group has a karen and shes always a bag of douche.
all i'm imagining is peter griffin farting in his glass case
i blame it on the resident
SBD = silent but deadly? Rofl.
You my friend are an office god !... nice ....btw what did you have for lunch
hahahhaha why would you take credit for that
Oh, man-- I'm with you guys on the Karen thing. She's a biatch.
HAHAHAHAHA BEEN THERE DONE THAT!!!!
take that to the bank
fast food restaurants don't have conference calls
This isn't a text from last night.
should go to 'ijustwanttotellyou' site and write - coworkers, i just want to tell you, cropdusting the hell out of you in the conference room was the best part of my day. haha.
leave it to new motherfrakin jersey to do something like this
ps: you sir, WIN
that. is. brilliant.
your mom is a text from last night
This made me laugh so hard I was almost in tears. Wrong, gross and down right dirty. So awesome!
At times like this, I wish my job involved conference calls.
or the kid covering drive thru
haha, there are so many times I wish I could have done this.
If it was SBD how did they know who it was?
how did they know it was you??!!
If it was SBD, how'd they know it was you?
well played sir, well played.
4:32 fucking imbecile.
That's some funny shit
862 is jersey. new for 973
Terrific use of the word "outraged." Well done.
862 is new jersey, really?
not everyone was meant to be the CEO of a corporation. Now go salt the fries.
if it was me people would know cuz i wouldn't be able to keep a straight face lol
glad i waste my time on here. hilarious
The funniest thing I have heard in some time...made my week no lie! And I am a girl so I should be disgusted but I am not plus I had to plug my nose from laughing while reading this at work
you should have taken a shit on debras desk, like a boss!
you should have blamed Karen, I hate that bitch
wendys gives me a 5% employee discount