Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
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Who cares if it's Jersey. A-holes
you are on a conference call. nothing you can do. but i would deny it all the way.
Our Karen is named Julie. Weird.
SBD = silent but deadly? Rofl.
i blame it on the resident
Omg I actually lol'd after reading this!
This is the best text I've read on here so far.
You my friend are an office god !... nice ....btw what did you have for lunch
4:38- karen is always a douche bag. every group has a karen and shes always a bag of douche.
Haha first one to make me laugh in a while. Just kind of sad it took farting to do so
all i'm imagining is peter griffin farting in his glass case
or the kid covering drive thru
hahahhaha why would you take credit for that
This isn't a text from last night.
HAHAHAHAHA BEEN THERE DONE THAT!!!!
leave it to new motherfrakin jersey to do something like this
ps: you sir, WIN
that. is. brilliant.
haha, there are so many times I wish I could have done this.
At times like this, I wish my job involved conference calls.
If it was SBD how did they know who it was?
Oh, man-- I'm with you guys on the Karen thing. She's a biatch.
fast food restaurants don't have conference calls
This made me laugh so hard I was almost in tears. Wrong, gross and down right dirty. So awesome!
your mom is a text from last night
take that to the bank
well played sir, well played.
how did they know it was you??!!
should go to 'ijustwanttotellyou' site and write - coworkers, i just want to tell you, cropdusting the hell out of you in the conference room was the best part of my day. haha.
Terrific use of the word "outraged." Well done.
If it was SBD, how'd they know it was you?
4:32 fucking imbecile.
That's some funny shit
The funniest thing I have heard in some time...made my week no lie! And I am a girl so I should be disgusted but I am not plus I had to plug my nose from laughing while reading this at work
862 is new jersey, really?
not everyone was meant to be the CEO of a corporation. Now go salt the fries.
862 is jersey. new for 973
you should have blamed Karen, I hate that bitch
wendys gives me a 5% employee discount
you should have taken a shit on debras desk, like a boss!
if it was me people would know cuz i wouldn't be able to keep a straight face lol
glad i waste my time on here. hilarious