I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
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Don't blame guys! all the girls i have sex with are the ones that say not to use it
Last night I was about to hook up with a guy until he told me he didn't use condoms. He didn't get any.
OMG! No Condom John! It's me, from last night, you remember, ''that's ok, I love anal!'' hey did I mention MY nickname? They call me ''tranny'' it's short for... Well you probably know that *giggle* you were a pretty smart guy... ;)
Ya I used to have unprotected sex with someone I trusted. He never gave me any STDs and sex was great. Btw, my son just turned 10 months old yesterday....real talk
No condom john, it isn't the best night when you contract something like Herpes, genital warts, chlymidia or HIV/AIDS. some of these things are NOT CURABLE. you should get yourself checked, it isn't just about keeping yourself safe but also has to do with social responsibility to your partner. Be safe, a condom when used correctly protects you from all STIs.
It isn't cool to be stupid!
WTF is a pickup?
Don't be silly, wrap your willy!
Why don't guys like using them?
Uh, way to put yourself in the "please give me herpes" group.
25% of the population have it.
I don't fancy those odds.
6:28 it feels like a whole new world without them..and its not just guys, im a girl
but psa, do it with someone you know is clean and not random hookups
OMFG, SHE CALLED 92.3 AND TOLD THEM SHE GOT A # FROM SOMEONE NAMED NO CONDOM JOHN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You stupid cunt.
I hope your dick shrivels and fall's of after two weeks
I thought that was my nickname...
Since "Johnny" is a slang term for a condom this name seems redundant.
5:31...MOM wtf are u doing on here again...get back in the kitchen
That's the most amazing thing I've ever heard.
Put a plastic bag over your head, and then do 50 pickups. Until then, STFU.
haha this was on the radio last night, a girl texted in saying, "i just gave my numebr to a guy at rutgers who nickname was "no condom john".
no condom too small John
and they say that gays are the most promiscuous...