I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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i just wish Tequila loved me back :(
Agreed Jose is my best bud
So is this supposed to be funny or something?
THE THUMBS UP / THUMBS DOWN IN THE ZOMBIELAND ADS ARE BOGUS!!!
Lyrics borrowed from xzibit: "Call it what you want to call it I'm a fucking alcoholic."
Oh fucking cool with all the damn numbers. I wish I knew u
I wish I would have thought to rip off 'knocked up'. like you did. "I wish I loved anything as much as my kids love bubbles".
ny girls want to send pics of tits??
I wish you loved me like I love tequila.
Go cornhole more fuckers. U stupid fucking fucker. I hate u and u are not funny. Ass hole
I love ass and titties- doug mueller
This is stolen from, "The Soloist" fucker. You should fuck your cat and stepfather and die.
HEY NUMBERS ASS HOLE. WATS YOUR FUCKIN DAMN PROBLEM. DO U HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO.
i wish i never stopped here