shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
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" i never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye" <----HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT MADE ME LAUGH!!!!
WTF is wrong with you??!!
i feel like the client would notice the ensuing smell...
no one says that, douche
who says stooled? are we in med school?
he "Sharted" its a Fart where some shit slips out.
rofl "stooled" rofl rofl rofl
what is v. sick, June 9, 2009 6:16pm?
so so gross
haha maybe he/she was on the ali pill
lmmfao god i love hearing poop stories.
hahaha greatest text yet... stooled...i like it
I've "stooled" myself in public before. Worst night of my life. Never ever ignore the signs!
Sadly, my phone number starts with this area code too, and West Elm would be in Red Bluff, California.
Good job Bluff, Good Job.
LMAO at the two responses, I was thinkin the same thing!
agreed 403, fuck all the haters..."stooled" is definitely a new part of my vocabularly
DO PEOPLE REALLY DO THIS????
in my 23 years of life... through sickness and in health
i have NEVER... NEVER "stooled" myself.....
how does that happen????
best text I have read!
thats awesome that u can stool while looking someone in the eye. No squinting or funny faces? that is talent. I think. I woulda busted a nut. Wait. I think I just did. Good story anyway! Hope ya feel better
I'm from the dirty 530!
it was food poisoning...and a nurse had used the term "stool" as a verb, which my friend and i laughed ourselves sick over, so now we use it to amuse ourselves. no matter if other people think we're douches.
it stands for "very sick". Idiot
12:10 this text probable came from a grad student at UCD
Side effect of swine flu? :P
I had a flu recently that had a side effect of spontaneous shits for weeks. Twice I didn't make it to the bathroom, but thank god I was at home!
you must have a killer poker face.
seriously, are you crippled?
walking to the bathroom was impossible?
I don't see why people go on this website if they can't appreciate good humor...I find the term "stooled" absolutely hilarious and I appreciate their whit. =)
That's happened to me once before. the in public stuff. Once in HS when my mom was picking me up... and the movie theater was closed, no bathroom, and i had food poisoning. then she had to drive me home with my friend in the car... sooooo awkward. I feel for you.
Nasty. You been taking it up the ass? Shit just fallin' out now. *shudders*
Oh my god. Sooooo funny.
Why did two people say stool as if that's justs something people say to each other.
i laughed out loud upon reading that. a good hearty man laugh.
seriously, two grown people used "stool" as an everyday word. DOUCHES.
Give it time; it WILL happen.
"STOOLED?!" Who the hell says "stooled"... ever?
Chico, peeps, Chico.
I like how you clarified. Keep up the good... er work.
West Elm is in Woodland too, which is also the 530. Definitely a Woodlandish thing to do.
Hahahaha at 6:45 I was literally just thinking that. I'm sad there is no description of the person's face when they realized they were smelling shit.
hahahahahah i was just about to write the EXACT thing as 2:14
This is probably the most hilarious stuff ever!
And 8:53 I also lovveeeeeeee hearing shit stories!!!
too much anal for you