shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
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" i never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye" <----HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT MADE ME LAUGH!!!!
lmmfao god i love hearing poop stories.
i feel like the client would notice the ensuing smell...
WTF is wrong with you??!!
no one says that, douche
who says stooled? are we in med school?
I've "stooled" myself in public before. Worst night of my life. Never ever ignore the signs!
rofl "stooled" rofl rofl rofl
hahaha greatest text yet... stooled...i like it
so so gross
haha maybe he/she was on the ali pill
what is v. sick, June 9, 2009 6:16pm?
he "Sharted" its a Fart where some shit slips out.
LMAO at the two responses, I was thinkin the same thing!
Sadly, my phone number starts with this area code too, and West Elm would be in Red Bluff, California.
Good job Bluff, Good Job.
DO PEOPLE REALLY DO THIS????
in my 23 years of life... through sickness and in health
i have NEVER... NEVER "stooled" myself.....
how does that happen????
it stands for "very sick". Idiot
it was food poisoning...and a nurse had used the term "stool" as a verb, which my friend and i laughed ourselves sick over, so now we use it to amuse ourselves. no matter if other people think we're douches.
thats awesome that u can stool while looking someone in the eye. No squinting or funny faces? that is talent. I think. I woulda busted a nut. Wait. I think I just did. Good story anyway! Hope ya feel better
best text I have read!
agreed 403, fuck all the haters..."stooled" is definitely a new part of my vocabularly
I'm from the dirty 530!
I had a flu recently that had a side effect of spontaneous shits for weeks. Twice I didn't make it to the bathroom, but thank god I was at home!
Side effect of swine flu? :P
seriously, two grown people used "stool" as an everyday word. DOUCHES.
12:10 this text probable came from a grad student at UCD
I don't see why people go on this website if they can't appreciate good humor...I find the term "stooled" absolutely hilarious and I appreciate their whit. =)
you must have a killer poker face.
Nasty. You been taking it up the ass? Shit just fallin' out now. *shudders*
seriously, are you crippled?
walking to the bathroom was impossible?
Oh my god. Sooooo funny.
i laughed out loud upon reading that. a good hearty man laugh.
"STOOLED?!" Who the hell says "stooled"... ever?
Give it time; it WILL happen.
That's happened to me once before. the in public stuff. Once in HS when my mom was picking me up... and the movie theater was closed, no bathroom, and i had food poisoning. then she had to drive me home with my friend in the car... sooooo awkward. I feel for you.
Why did two people say stool as if that's justs something people say to each other.
Chico, peeps, Chico.
I like how you clarified. Keep up the good... er work.
West Elm is in Woodland too, which is also the 530. Definitely a Woodlandish thing to do.
Hahahaha at 6:45 I was literally just thinking that. I'm sad there is no description of the person's face when they realized they were smelling shit.
too much anal for you
hahahahahah i was just about to write the EXACT thing as 2:14
This is probably the most hilarious stuff ever!
And 8:53 I also lovveeeeeeee hearing shit stories!!!