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  • Re: #1. My money's on UT not USF.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:36pm
  • straight up win. i wish i could take sleep-dumps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:25pm
  • may 22nd 1:10 hahahahahaha! that was way funnier than the actual text. i started crying at work in my cubicle becasue it was so funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:13pm
  • this has happened to me before...i fell asleep watching a movie and woke downstairs in the bathroom washing my hands...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:53pm
  • Agree with above. Suddenly the truth is out...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:36pm
  • oh man I was dreaming and had to pee so I thought that since it was a dream I could just piss my pants. In reality I had peed all over my friends couch (I was staying over). It was like the Seinfeld episode hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:07am
  • I did this too! I woke up sitting there! The worst (or best) part is I had friends staying at my place and I left the door open!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:55am
  • one time i woke up while taking a piss off of the top of my stairs...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:56pm
  • i bet he goes to PHCC. HAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:08pm
  • yeah...this is mine...im a girl...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:12pm
  • this happened to me more than once! my body knows where to go i guess

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:43pm
  • ehh i would vote this in top 10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:00am
  • Nice. Beats crapping the bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:18pm
  • literally just wet my knickers a little bit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:36am
  • Pfffffhahahahahahahahahahahaha... so disorienting...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:23am
  • ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! I can't stop .laughing!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:25pm
  • You= My hero. Good work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:05pm
  • that just made me laugh so incredibly hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:05pm
  • That is the funniest thing I have read in the last few years. Awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:23am
  • Only boys and pornstars have buttholes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:25pm
  • better than dreaming you are peeing on a toilet and waking up to.. well not a toilet. more like a bed. and its wet. cough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:26am
  • "Slept walked." I learn new "words" every day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:43am
  • oh god. usf frat boy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:30pm
  • were you on the toilet pooping, or in your bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:30pm
  • hahaha i have done that twice while i was drunk! second time actually was just last night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:46pm
  • At least you made it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:03pm
  • would vote this in top 20 funniest ive read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:11am
  • re:#1: not a USf frat boy. Fsu sorority girl. But close. (I submitted the text to the website)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:48am
  • it's "sleep walked", not "slept walked"... just saying...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:33pm
  • fyi i cried, i laughed so hard at this skillsss

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Winner of the "least horrible place to wake up pooping" award and still hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:57pm
  • i slept walked in my dorm room over to my roomates bed and took a leak on the floor right next to his bed. he woke up and said "what the hell are you doing?" i said hold on, i'll be out in a minute (thinking i was in the bathroom). then i went and washed my hands and went back to bed with pee-soaked socks. did not remember any of it the next day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:10pm
  • THAT IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:17pm
  • Wow, that actually happened to me in a hotel once... I was just glad I sleepwalked (sleptwalked?) into the bathroom and not the hallway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:05pm
  • So this explains how girls can claim that they never poop. They just don't know about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:28pm
  • that was one of the funniest things i have ever read

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:30pm
  • i know this person...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:29am
  • First. That's awesome. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:07am
  • it's "sleep walked" not "slept walked"... just saying...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:32pm
  • Hell ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 8:04pm
  • That's gross, nobody wants to hear about your shit stories.

    Submitted by ashleylovesyou7 on Jul 16, 10 at 1:10am