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  • 75 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:11am

    would vote this in top 20 funniest ive read.

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:13pm

    may 22nd 1:10 hahahahahaha! that was way funnier than the actual text. i started crying at work in my cubicle becasue it was so funny.

  • 79 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:36pm

    Agree with above. Suddenly the truth is out...

  • 80 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:07am

    oh man I was dreaming and had to pee so I thought that since it was a dream I could just piss my pants. In reality I had peed all over my friends couch (I was staying over). It was like the Seinfeld episode hahah

  • 71 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:08pm

    i bet he goes to PHCC. HAH

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:36pm

    Re: #1. My money's on UT not USF.

  • 70 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:00am

    ehh i would vote this in top 10

  • 73 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:33pm

    it's "sleep walked", not "slept walked"... just saying...

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:56pm

    one time i woke up while taking a piss off of the top of my stairs...

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:46pm

    hahaha i have done that twice while i was drunk! second time actually was just last night

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:53pm

    this has happened to me before...i fell asleep watching a movie and woke downstairs in the bathroom washing my hands...

  • 73 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:36am

    literally just wet my knickers a little bit

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:48am

    re:#1: not a USf frat boy. Fsu sorority girl. But close. (I submitted the text to the website)

  • 77 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:25pm

    straight up win. i wish i could take sleep-dumps.

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:26am

    better than dreaming you are peeing on a toilet and waking up to.. well not a toilet. more like a bed. and its wet. cough.

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:12pm

    yeah...this is mine...im a girl...

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:23am

    That is the funniest thing I have read in the last few years. Awesome

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:05pm

    that just made me laugh so incredibly hard.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:25pm

    Only boys and pornstars have buttholes.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:55am

    I did this too! I woke up sitting there! The worst (or best) part is I had friends staying at my place and I left the door open!

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:30pm

    were you on the toilet pooping, or in your bed

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:43am

    "Slept walked." I learn new "words" every day.

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:23am

    Pfffffhahahahahahahahahahahaha... so disorienting...

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:25pm

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! I can't stop .laughing!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:18pm

    Nice. Beats crapping the bed.

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:05pm

    You= My hero. Good work.

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:32pm

    it's "sleep walked" not "slept walked"... just saying...

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:43pm

    this happened to me more than once! my body knows where to go i guess

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:57pm

    Winner of the "least horrible place to wake up pooping" award and still hilarious.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:07am

    First. That's awesome. Lol

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:00pm

    fyi i cried, i laughed so hard at this skillsss

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 8:04pm

    Hell ya

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:30pm

    that was one of the funniest things i have ever read

  • 52 71
    Submitted by ashleylovesyou7 on Jul 16, 10 at 1:10am

    That's gross, nobody wants to hear about your shit stories.

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:03pm

    At least you made it

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:17pm

    THAT IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:30pm

    oh god. usf frat boy?

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:28pm

    So this explains how girls can claim that they never poop. They just don't know about it.

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:29am

    i know this person...

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:10pm

    i slept walked in my dorm room over to my roomates bed and took a leak on the floor right next to his bed. he woke up and said "what the hell are you doing?" i said hold on, i'll be out in a minute (thinking i was in the bathroom). then i went and washed my hands and went back to bed with pee-soaked socks. did not remember any of it the next day.

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:05pm

    Wow, that actually happened to me in a hotel once... I was just glad I sleepwalked (sleptwalked?) into the bathroom and not the hallway.