I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
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Re: #1. My money's on UT not USF.
straight up win. i wish i could take sleep-dumps.
may 22nd 1:10 hahahahahaha! that was way funnier than the actual text. i started crying at work in my cubicle becasue it was so funny.
Agree with above. Suddenly the truth is out...
this has happened to me before...i fell asleep watching a movie and woke downstairs in the bathroom washing my hands...
oh man I was dreaming and had to pee so I thought that since it was a dream I could just piss my pants. In reality I had peed all over my friends couch (I was staying over). It was like the Seinfeld episode hahah
I did this too! I woke up sitting there! The worst (or best) part is I had friends staying at my place and I left the door open!
one time i woke up while taking a piss off of the top of my stairs...
i bet he goes to PHCC. HAH
yeah...this is mine...im a girl...
ehh i would vote this in top 10
You= My hero. Good work.
this happened to me more than once! my body knows where to go i guess
Nice. Beats crapping the bed.
That is the funniest thing I have read in the last few years. Awesome
oh god. usf frat boy?
literally just wet my knickers a little bit
Only boys and pornstars have buttholes.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! I can't stop .laughing!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
that just made me laugh so incredibly hard.
Pfffffhahahahahahahahahahahaha... so disorienting...
better than dreaming you are peeing on a toilet and waking up to.. well not a toilet. more like a bed. and its wet. cough.
"Slept walked." I learn new "words" every day.
were you on the toilet pooping, or in your bed
hahaha i have done that twice while i was drunk! second time actually was just last night
Winner of the "least horrible place to wake up pooping" award and still hilarious.
would vote this in top 20 funniest ive read.
it's "sleep walked", not "slept walked"... just saying...
re:#1: not a USf frat boy. Fsu sorority girl. But close. (I submitted the text to the website)
At least you made it
fyi i cried, i laughed so hard at this
i slept walked in my dorm room over to my roomates bed and took a leak on the floor right next to his bed. he woke up and said "what the hell are you doing?" i said hold on, i'll be out in a minute (thinking i was in the bathroom). then i went and washed my hands and went back to bed with pee-soaked socks. did not remember any of it the next day.
So this explains how girls can claim that they never poop.
They just don't know about it.
THAT IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, that actually happened to me in a hotel once... I was just glad I sleepwalked (sleptwalked?) into the bathroom and not the hallway.
that was one of the funniest things i have ever read
First. That's awesome. Lol
i know this person...
it's "sleep walked" not "slept walked"... just saying...
That's gross, nobody wants to hear about your shit stories.