I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
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Re: #1. My money's on UT not USF.
may 22nd 1:10 hahahahahaha! that was way funnier than the actual text. i started crying at work in my cubicle becasue it was so funny.
straight up win. i wish i could take sleep-dumps.
this has happened to me before...i fell asleep watching a movie and woke downstairs in the bathroom washing my hands...
Agree with above. Suddenly the truth is out...
I did this too! I woke up sitting there! The worst (or best) part is I had friends staying at my place and I left the door open!
oh man I was dreaming and had to pee so I thought that since it was a dream I could just piss my pants. In reality I had peed all over my friends couch (I was staying over). It was like the Seinfeld episode hahah
one time i woke up while taking a piss off of the top of my stairs...
i bet he goes to PHCC. HAH
this happened to me more than once! my body knows where to go i guess
yeah...this is mine...im a girl...
Nice. Beats crapping the bed.
ehh i would vote this in top 10
better than dreaming you are peeing on a toilet and waking up to.. well not a toilet. more like a bed. and its wet. cough.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! I can't stop .laughing!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
literally just wet my knickers a little bit
You= My hero. Good work.
that just made me laugh so incredibly hard.
Only boys and pornstars have buttholes.
That is the funniest thing I have read in the last few years. Awesome
Pfffffhahahahahahahahahahahaha... so disorienting...
At least you made it
hahaha i have done that twice while i was drunk! second time actually was just last night
were you on the toilet pooping, or in your bed
re:#1: not a USf frat boy. Fsu sorority girl. But close. (I submitted the text to the website)
Winner of the "least horrible place to wake up pooping" award and still hilarious.
oh god. usf frat boy?
it's "sleep walked", not "slept walked"... just saying...
would vote this in top 20 funniest ive read.
"Slept walked." I learn new "words" every day.
fyi i cried, i laughed so hard at this
So this explains how girls can claim that they never poop.
They just don't know about it.
i know this person...
that was one of the funniest things i have ever read
THAT IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
i slept walked in my dorm room over to my roomates bed and took a leak on the floor right next to his bed. he woke up and said "what the hell are you doing?" i said hold on, i'll be out in a minute (thinking i was in the bathroom). then i went and washed my hands and went back to bed with pee-soaked socks. did not remember any of it the next day.
Wow, that actually happened to me in a hotel once... I was just glad I sleepwalked (sleptwalked?) into the bathroom and not the hallway.
First. That's awesome. Lol
it's "sleep walked" not "slept walked"... just saying...
That's gross, nobody wants to hear about your shit stories.